I need an irl hug.

My uncle died

[Edited on January 8, 2009 at 10:35 PM. Reason : ]

1/8/2009 10:34:07 PM

how i start to boil water for a pot of tea...forget it...and then the kettle starts whistling

1/8/2009 10:36:18 PM

OH please florida win! I want $50....

1/8/2009 10:36:31 PM

god the shaw mens basketball coach keeps fucking up my 10:40pm's

1/8/2009 10:38:14 PM

i'm proud of myself today

1/8/2009 10:50:37 PM

earthquake

craziness

1/8/2009 10:57:31 PM

stupid hippies

1/8/2009 10:58:59 PM

this is getting mildly uncomfortable

1/8/2009 10:59:24 PM

sink still doesnt drain as fast as i'd like it to

should i buy another bottle of drano or maybe thats just how fast its supposed to drain

1/8/2009 11:00:50 PM

my left foot feels weird, can't even describe it, but it's annoying more than discomforting

1/8/2009 11:01:16 PM

yo saps if sts9 is playing a small club like 20 minutes from you would you go see it

1/8/2009 11:01:20 PM

^^^ stuff like that really grinds my gears

[Edited on January 8, 2009 at 11:01 PM. Reason : it's like the man, always holding me back]

1/8/2009 11:01:35 PM

less than 20 then yes

1/8/2009 11:01:47 PM

toe hurts

1/8/2009 11:14:03 PM

make that 25 if youve never seen them

1/8/2009 11:26:00 PM

son of a bitch my mom joined facebook

1/8/2009 11:34:39 PM

Florida's band music is annoying the shit outta me.

I can't decide if it's just shitty music, or it's shitty music and I'm pulling for Oklahoma.

1/8/2009 11:34:41 PM

Fucking great. Now I get to listen to "Chomp Chomp Bitches" all day tomorrow

1/8/2009 11:53:59 PM

wtf is chomp chomp bitches?

[Edited on January 8, 2009 at 11:54 PM. Reason : u got a utube link to back up that accusation?]

1/8/2009 11:54:32 PM

haha What would happen if a Thickburger jumped into a cold swimming pool?


heh heh shrinkage

1/8/2009 11:54:40 PM

disturbiaaaaaaa

dum dum deeee dum

1/9/2009 12:00:03 AM

246. Not bad.

1/9/2009 12:01:29 AM

ok so dude just said GATOR NATION

but I swear he said

GAY NATION

1/9/2009 12:01:41 AM

Heart rate +++++; Blood pressure +++++; Hydration -----; Fail ++++++++++;

Dammit.

1/9/2009 12:52:12 AM

oh goodness, I really do like him. Hopefully I don't mess it up right off the bat :/

1/9/2009 1:06:27 AM

do want

1/9/2009 1:07:32 AM

need a good fucking

1/9/2009 1:10:21 AM

I have never really had that confusion of space and time and my demensions until now. I am typing this in my bed feeling like I need to hold on to something bc my room is spinning into some black hole crushing! I am also going in and out of confusion as to where i am. Is this a side effect Joel and should I still feel high?...I would think not. Maybe this is the beer. I don't know. But whoa to never feeling this way before. I need to do this stuff a bit more.

Oh and I just ate the rest of a snickers bar that I have had since Saturday of last week. I jerked that thing out of my car so fast you would have thought I just had broken the space and time continuum.

Fuck man. I don't know what is going on.

1/9/2009 1:15:35 AM

probably shouldntve stayed at the gym til 11 tonight.....


Can't sleep FTL

1/9/2009 1:15:50 AM

^^ Diabetes + Tripping balls = ????

Don't die please.

1/9/2009 1:28:03 AM

I am not. I am 143. niiiiiiiice.

1/9/2009 1:32:08 AM

Quote :

"need a good fucking"

insert your own ! or ? as needed.. pm for details

1/9/2009 1:33:18 AM

^^ I'm probably somewhere between 60 and 330.

I'm just trying not to die while I transition to new anti depressants.

1/9/2009 1:34:27 AM

I went to bed around 5pm and woke up about midnight. Now I'm thinking tomorrow is gonna suck.

1/9/2009 2:26:06 AM

POST.

1/9/2009 5:08:18 AM

i should be way more excited that it's friday

but i'm not

1/9/2009 7:21:13 AM

I make such redonkulously good breakfasts. It's really the only meal that I enjoy cooking.

1/9/2009 7:55:39 AM

ugh nevermind, it's still going, i guess it just got quiet for awhile.. i was tricked!

[Edited on January 9, 2009 at 8:20 AM. Reason : .]

1/9/2009 8:10:42 AM

bc they know it's bs so they wanna get it over first thing..less disturbing than having it at 10am when everybody is actually working

1/9/2009 8:12:08 AM

^true

[Edited on January 9, 2009 at 8:19 AM. Reason : .]

1/9/2009 8:19:30 AM

yeahhh..where i work it's actually halfway serious bc of all the chemicals and shit that would blow up fast if there was a fire.. but for a regular office.. meh, fuck it

1/9/2009 8:20:32 AM

^haha ouch.. luckily we have none of that here! your's is definitely more serious than mine

1/9/2009 8:21:05 AM

^the fuck are you guys talking about?


and

Quote :

"I make such redonkulously good breakfasts. It's really the only meal that I enjoy cooking."

holler

1/9/2009 8:50:59 AM

^i edited my post because i was wrong.



this coffee didn't help. im exhausted

[Edited on January 9, 2009 at 8:59 AM. Reason : .]

1/9/2009 8:52:01 AM

Quote :

"^the fuck are you guys talking about?"

fire drills

1/9/2009 8:52:31 AM

it really sucks that they are having a puppy meet day all day long tomorrow at the petsmart by my house and i won't even be here

1/9/2009 9:05:40 AM

I wanna go do Karaoke tonight....but no friends to go with

1/9/2009 9:24:56 AM

euphalo

1/9/2009 9:25:18 AM

i hope coffee helps

1/9/2009 9:25:44 AM

euphalo

1/9/2009 9:28:06 AM