These goldfish crackers are so damn good.

I forgot about this yummy snack.

1/10/2009 9:42:49 PM

nice page numbering

1/10/2009 9:42:51 PM

i'm bored.

what should I do

1/10/2009 9:46:45 PM

go kill jake

1/10/2009 9:47:05 PM

I need a shower, badly.

But I'd rather sit here with my cats and watch the Panthers get schlummed.

1/10/2009 9:47:42 PM

damn that field goal had to hurt a few spirits

^you're a cat guy now?

1/10/2009 9:48:31 PM

Joel got soft on me

1/10/2009 9:48:59 PM

rub your balls then smell your fingers. that is usually a good test of how badly you need a shower

1/10/2009 9:49:01 PM

what if you dont even have to rub them to tell you need a shower

1/10/2009 9:49:29 PM

then you REALLY need a shower

1/10/2009 9:49:51 PM

doing it now


wait..wut?

1/10/2009 9:49:53 PM

1/10/2009 9:51:10 PM

I need more alcohol... now!

1/10/2009 9:52:22 PM

i just rubbed my balls and found a nutella stash

1/10/2009 9:52:31 PM

i don't need to smell my sack to know I'm funky as shit

and i don't need to have a pet dog to ensure i'm a man

i don't have time for a needy ass dog

cats take care of themselves

1/10/2009 9:53:43 PM

dogs >>>> cats

1/10/2009 9:54:39 PM

1/10/2009 9:54:47 PM

So the family I babysit for just completed their basement (at least 2000 sqft) and have a fully stocked bar and a new 60" HD tv on the wall.

I'm too lazy to go downstairs so I'm sitting here watching the 42"

Why do I feel bad about that?

1/10/2009 9:56:03 PM

god american idol is so gay

1/10/2009 9:56:16 PM

i wish i had an IV of alcohol

i want to be drunk

but drinking is so much effort

1/10/2009 10:12:36 PM

uh-oh

1/10/2009 10:18:00 PM

is eli manning like 1/2 retarded?

he's kinda michael phelps-ish with his lingo

1/10/2009 10:23:09 PM

hahah really

THUFFERIN' THUCKATASH

1/10/2009 10:25:35 PM

he doesnt have long enough studs on those feet

1/10/2009 10:26:00 PM

^^

1/10/2009 10:26:36 PM

1/10/2009 10:26:39 PM

^^^^^ at least eli is 204985340985309485093428509334809587928347568734675748957 times better looking then peyton

[Edited on January 10, 2009 at 10:28 PM. Reason : drink ]

1/10/2009 10:28:14 PM

hello, katherine

1/10/2009 10:28:56 PM

oh lord...gay fest for at least 5 minutes now

1/10/2009 10:30:11 PM

Oh man that rental house is SO CLOSE to being done.

Sucks that all there is left for me to do is either clean up or paint those damn drawers again.

1/10/2009 10:31:05 PM

it just hit me that the panters are losing to the CARDINALS

the cardinals

1/10/2009 10:35:43 PM

why is it just now hitting you? Have you NOT been watching this game? lol

1/10/2009 10:36:17 PM

Terry, Howie, etc, everyone on the pregame show laughed like hell at the prospect of Arizona winning this game.

1/10/2009 10:37:00 PM

well yea

but its the motherfucking cardinals

and i started thinking about how terrible they are

which just makes carolina even MORE terrible

1/10/2009 10:37:07 PM

i would fucking pay ray lewis and marvin harrison to give jake delhomme a little visit

1/10/2009 10:37:13 PM

LOL

just now?

(IM REALLY LAUGHING)

granted they've had an OK season...it's still the cardinals

[Edited on January 10, 2009 at 10:37 PM. Reason : honestly you probably wouldn't have to pay Ray Ray]

1/10/2009 10:37:30 PM

i mean i realized it was the cardinals the whole time

but i just started thinking about their record and the division they play in

and then i realized how dismal the situation really is

1/10/2009 10:39:52 PM

so a little birdie said he may be interested. then i see him, and no words are even spoken. just a couple times of eye contact and thats it. No "hey whats up?" or "see ya"

if he was interested, he'd at least say hello right?

yea.

1/10/2009 10:40:21 PM

trying to hardddddddddddddddddddddd

1/10/2009 10:40:29 PM

LOL

^^not at you

[Edited on January 10, 2009 at 10:41 PM. Reason : e]

1/10/2009 10:40:56 PM

^^^not unless it's chembob lol

[no offense]

[Edited on January 10, 2009 at 10:41 PM. Reason : erp]

1/10/2009 10:41:10 PM

nope, not chembob :-P

1/10/2009 10:42:34 PM

DAMN BECCA

1/10/2009 10:43:00 PM

I want some weed

1/10/2009 11:01:02 PM

holler lol

1/10/2009 11:02:19 PM

I hate wanting to be tired, but not being tired.

talk about boredom.

1/10/2009 11:15:29 PM

i'm going out now

1/10/2009 11:16:18 PM

i could still drive now but probably not pass a stupid cop inspection test if i get stopped...hmmmmm

1/10/2009 11:18:41 PM

bring me some beer, k

1/10/2009 11:19:21 PM

i could bring you beer. but it would be in me. so it would pretty much just be myself

oops. did not want this at the top of a page.

[Edited on January 10, 2009 at 11:20 PM. Reason : .]

1/10/2009 11:20:11 PM