Everytime I hear about ziplining, I think about the girl who was infected with the flesheating bacteria.

http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2012/09/11/katie-couric-aimee-copeland-flesh-eating-bacteria_n_1874542.html

7/1/2013 4:24:10 PM

1) Zipline over land.
problem solved

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7/1/2013 4:25:56 PM

I really need to be more cautious about what I say in certain settings.

7/1/2013 4:36:02 PM

can't be throwin around N words

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7/1/2013 4:38:00 PM

Really, Meg, it's 2013.

7/1/2013 4:41:04 PM

i ate too much chex mix...

now my tummy hurts

7/1/2013 4:43:24 PM

^ Hmm....which Chex mix?? I loveeee the honey nut 'salty & sweet' mix.

7/1/2013 4:47:28 PM

this was the genetic clancy's version from Aldi

7/1/2013 4:59:56 PM

lol genetic

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7/1/2013 5:01:25 PM

HA not even close, Walls

7/1/2013 5:02:49 PM

can't wait for 2014 men's fashion

7/1/2013 5:09:00 PM

Miley is getting uglier by the hour

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7/1/2013 5:14:46 PM

^ win

7/1/2013 5:33:35 PM

I am pleased to report that my period has commenced.

The 8 full size Snicker's bars I put away this weekend did not die in vain.

I'll keep y'all updated.

7/1/2013 6:33:05 PM

I think I have forgotten deodorant more in the last month than I have in the rest of my life. I choose to attribute that to having no real schedule and not me going completely senile at 27.

7/1/2013 6:38:00 PM

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7/1/2013 6:42:46 PM

This is just an excuse to say nigger on tv as many times as possible

7/1/2013 7:02:00 PM

watching top hooker again i see..

7/1/2013 8:18:33 PM

Lets see if this works

7/1/2013 9:39:07 PM

can you get hemorroids from stress? Could also be Im so removed from my regular diet right now too.

7/1/2013 9:41:45 PM

lol watching that GIF while listening to Mos Def "sex love and money"

perfect.

7/1/2013 9:42:12 PM

I wish spiders would leave me alone.

7/1/2013 9:59:36 PM

7/1/2013 11:20:52 PM

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7/2/2013 7:12:30 AM

Really need to take that lactose intolerance more seriously

7/2/2013 7:25:07 AM

ugh...directv you blow. 200$ to cancel my service early. f-u and your shitty service.

[Edited on July 2, 2013 at 9:03 AM. Reason : and time warner you're hold music blows...]

7/2/2013 8:58:03 AM

I was just thinking how I wish my dress had pockets, and then I found out it did!

7/2/2013 8:59:34 AM

Why are random letters underlined in the options menu for Firefox?

7/2/2013 8:59:46 AM

Shortcuts?

7/2/2013 9:06:39 AM

what is that photo from, Walter?

7/2/2013 9:13:06 AM

I don't think so.

7/2/2013 9:24:54 AM

They are shortcuts. Use the alt key

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7/2/2013 10:15:02 AM

Whenever a mom posts something on Facebook, another mom always has to one-up whatever her kids are doing wrong.

"Yeah, well I ..."

7/2/2013 1:45:05 PM

Thats like that Patton Oswalt joke

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7/2/2013 1:56:19 PM

i would at least like for there to be a reunion i could choose to not go to.

where are these lazy fucks?

7/2/2013 3:42:23 PM

^^^have you seen http://www.stfuparentsblog.com/? i'm always tempted to send in screen shots

[Edited on July 2, 2013 at 4:10 PM. Reason : ]

7/2/2013 4:10:29 PM

haha, yes. I have thought about sending things in but never have.

7/2/2013 4:11:37 PM

Pretty sure the traffic guy on 96.1 just said "I'm racking my focus"

7/2/2013 5:48:10 PM

Anyone know if there is a law or something that requires your employer to pay you on the designated pay day? I am supposed to get paid on the 1st and 15th... and i have yet to get paid on time...especially inconvenient when i have to pay rent on the first...

7/2/2013 6:52:08 PM

fucking brownouts zapped the power supply on my desktop

7/2/2013 6:56:38 PM

i think ive become too sensitive to depression and mental health issues.

tyler just made fun of the girl on tv bc she was having a manic episode and i gave him crap about being mean.

its just a tv show he says..

7/2/2013 9:26:45 PM

I'm going to a 13 year olds funeral tomorrow... this is going to be rough

7/2/2013 9:32:09 PM

Btw I never get paid on a designated day. It's all like the beginning of the month and the middlish of the month. I only know if its payday if the bookkeeper comes to the office. Sometimes it's a surprise!

7/2/2013 10:48:01 PM

oh hey, it's raining ... again.

Also, moving isn't going to go very fast if I continue to move 6 boxes of stuff at a time, and proceed to get drunk afterwards.

7/2/2013 11:11:32 PM

This rain is bullshit.

7/2/2013 11:34:31 PM

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7/3/2013 6:11:15 AM

[Edited on July 3, 2013 at 6:12 AM. Reason : Dbl post]

7/3/2013 6:11:15 AM

Finally gets convertible into a drivable condition... Rain doesn't stop :-(

7/3/2013 6:53:08 AM

I wish I'd thought to stop by Old Navy last night when we were right next to it.

7/3/2013 10:21:55 AM