sophomore year i lived in turlington and parked on cates. i kept a cone in the back of my truck and would sit it in my spot whenever i left. it worked about half the time

1/11/2009 1:11:32 AM

leave a sandwich, who the fuck would run over a good sammich....its just un-american

^Which year was that, i lived in turlington in fall '05, spring '06

[Edited on January 11, 2009 at 1:12 AM. Reason : .]

1/11/2009 1:12:10 AM

Only half? Cones are fucking imposing. They look official, like they're warning against something. People be up in your space, they all like "Oh shit naw, mothafuckas put a cone up."

1/11/2009 1:12:41 AM

want!

1/11/2009 1:16:12 AM

A GIRL

1/11/2009 1:31:06 AM

i need just like one more driuank but if i open another beer i wont finish it

1/11/2009 1:31:25 AM

I REALLY want this apartment, I think it would make life a lot easier.

1/11/2009 2:11:15 AM

i'm going to bed.

maybe I'll get a repeat of this morning

1/11/2009 2:15:15 AM

oh well time for bed.


the panthers and nc state sucked ass today! not a good day

lets just hope the chargers win on sunday, and the giants lose!

1/11/2009 2:39:06 AM

If I can switch her to feline pine, that'd be great.

She's so difficult

1/11/2009 2:41:29 AM

I'm thinking: calling it gender "corrective" surgery seems really fucking egotistical

1/11/2009 2:51:04 AM

EPIC

COCKBLOCK

ACTION

1/11/2009 3:09:24 AM

can't find the drunk n horny thread..so POST!! PM for details

1/11/2009 3:10:30 AM

^pretty much

although for two chicks

and i got cock the fuck blocked.

It are my birthday

1/11/2009 3:14:58 AM

Quote :

"MARCO'S CHEESY BREAD"

I'm soooooooo glad they don't close till 3 AM.

1/11/2009 3:16:41 AM

^^ I got the promise of 2 chicks.. but then only one... and then she was throwing up all night...

1/11/2009 3:22:08 AM

i had it man

but then some douche called the primary chick out onto the porch when i was playing halo, i think

and then the business with the other chick was getting along real nice, but my friends kept calling me to figure out where i disappeared to, and eventually one came to pick me up and i had to bail. i wasn't sure of my chances anyway, but god damn

[Edited on January 11, 2009 at 3:29 AM. Reason : LESSON LEARNED TONIGHT: DON'T FUCKING PLAY VIDEO GAMES WHEN CHASING BITCHES]

1/11/2009 3:28:48 AM

halo =/ bwn

1/11/2009 3:31:08 AM

yeah man

there were four controllers floating around, and it was a bunch of drunk n00bs playing, so my instincts kicked in and I was forced to throw down

of course, these instincts did not take into account that i, too, was drunk and chasing p00n

1/11/2009 3:33:38 AM

experience points = +10

1/11/2009 3:40:28 AM

hahahahaha

LEVEL UP

1/11/2009 3:40:54 AM

i <3 in the flowers

best. song. ever.

[Edited on January 11, 2009 at 4:11 AM. Reason : ok not ever. but best song of right now in my life.]

1/11/2009 4:11:08 AM

^i'm really, really digging the new GnR song "This I Love". I dunno, its just so epic, I can listen to it on repeat for a long time.

1/11/2009 4:12:36 AM

went to bed at 3. been awake since 645... Why can't I sleep??

1/11/2009 7:46:12 AM

I love sleeping, but I love my dog more

but now back to bed I go! maybe not, ugh life

1/11/2009 7:50:48 AM

i'm back

1/11/2009 8:11:23 AM

why the fuck am i up so early

1/11/2009 8:58:41 AM

agreed. this waking up at 6:30 on the weekend is not cool. my internal clock needs to go fuck itself

1/11/2009 9:01:01 AM

i'm pretty confused right now


i don't understand what's going on


but it could be the alcohol from last night

1/11/2009 9:46:34 AM

what do i eat for breakfast.

wendys

scholozkies(sp)

mcee dees?

1/11/2009 9:51:50 AM

Chick fil... fu¢k

1/11/2009 9:54:19 AM

I am retired from T-Dub.

1/11/2009 10:21:35 AM

^^i too want chick-fil-a

1/11/2009 10:22:07 AM

ugh why do guys think saying "wow your so gorgeous" is a great pickup line seriously try something new

1/11/2009 10:32:00 AM

me too
darn sundays

1/11/2009 10:32:52 AM

dammit, i was seriously gonna go get chick-fil-a, thx for the reminder

1/11/2009 10:33:43 AM

i just want to post

1/11/2009 10:35:10 AM

thats what she said

1/11/2009 10:35:34 AM

its weird watching the roots perform without hub

1/11/2009 10:49:41 AM

damn. chikfila does sound good.

WHY IS IT ALWAYS SUNDAY!?!!?!?!??!

1/11/2009 10:52:24 AM

because god hates us and wants to deny us our delicious chicken

1/11/2009 10:56:59 AM

maybe should organize a march on chickfila headquarters

1/11/2009 10:57:24 AM

see this is what happens when i dont immediately exercise after waking

i sit around here for a few hours

im going to bojangles

[Edited on January 11, 2009 at 11:07 AM. Reason : .]

1/11/2009 11:00:00 AM

i think im going to cook breakfast since i actually have eggs now

1/11/2009 11:03:36 AM

im teething again

1/11/2009 11:08:40 AM

I'm goina got alay about alladay

Maybe i'll work on m yautombiyofgraphy today

[Edited on January 11, 2009 at 11:17 AM. Reason : ]

1/11/2009 11:15:31 AM

Nancy pelosi is such a cunt

1/11/2009 11:24:09 AM

haha wtf

1/11/2009 11:24:13 AM

why is nancy pelosi a cunt?

1/11/2009 11:25:22 AM

last night wasn't godod

1/11/2009 11:38:57 AM