1/11/2009 7:04:51 PM

I mean i've been wanting to try the naked guy

but i'd wager the naked girl has a much higher success rate

1/11/2009 7:05:58 PM

i was about to say, i have heard the naked guy works 2 out of 3 times, dont recall anything on the success rate of the ?

1/11/2009 7:06:55 PM

so the "do me" text approach doesn't work?

1/11/2009 7:07:00 PM

i know for a fact that getting naked for a dude does not guarantee getting laid


^haha....no it did not!

[Edited on January 11, 2009 at 7:07 PM. Reason : asdf]

1/11/2009 7:07:08 PM

You've been getting naked around queers.

That problem is solved.

1/11/2009 7:08:03 PM

haha. i was thinking that

1/11/2009 7:09:15 PM

i think you're right

my getting laid success rate is pretty low

1/11/2009 7:09:21 PM

maxine waters kinda looks like valarie jarrett imo

1/11/2009 7:09:52 PM

ah screw it. i'm out. this weekend has been an epic sports failure. I'm just gonna start betting against every team I pull for. I bet I'll be rich.

1/11/2009 7:12:39 PM

^^ ahahahahaha wtf

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1/11/2009 7:12:42 PM

hey bitches what shoudl i get from the chinese takeout

i want something reallly spicy tonight ok

1/11/2009 7:13:57 PM

i dont like chinese

1/11/2009 7:15:57 PM

well you suck

1/11/2009 7:16:21 PM

hot and spicy beef?

[Edited on January 11, 2009 at 7:17 PM. Reason : Kung Pao Chicken is awesome though..not sure how spicy you are wanting]

1/11/2009 7:16:48 PM

i've got some hot and spicy beef for you

1/11/2009 7:17:25 PM

general zoz

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1/11/2009 7:17:40 PM

that's just naughty

1/11/2009 7:17:44 PM

no
YOU SUCK

1/11/2009 7:19:25 PM

Quote :

"i've got some hot and spicy beef for you"

oh baby

1/11/2009 7:19:38 PM

yeah...i get that a lot

1/11/2009 7:20:10 PM

lol

1/11/2009 7:21:00 PM

and yet, you dont get it a lot

1/11/2009 7:21:35 PM

hahahah

[Edited on January 11, 2009 at 7:22 PM. Reason : sorry, had to laugh at that one though]

1/11/2009 7:22:09 PM

i know right

it's a paradox of sorts

1/11/2009 7:24:29 PM

mmmmmmmm papa john's for dinner

1/11/2009 7:25:03 PM

lol meme roth doesn't have a wikipedia page

1/11/2009 7:25:34 PM

Quote :

"and yet, you dont get it a lot"

lol. pussyshoes with the post of the day.

1/11/2009 7:31:25 PM

it wasn't that funny

1/11/2009 7:32:06 PM

it was pretty funny.

1/11/2009 7:33:02 PM

well i went for the hot and spicy shredded beef, and asked for it extra hot

and two skrimp egg rolls

i hope they try to blow my doors off

1/11/2009 7:33:49 PM

a pilgrim's hoes in the garden shed?

1/11/2009 7:34:43 PM

[mayhaps]

1/11/2009 7:39:50 PM

No general tsao?

1/11/2009 7:42:36 PM

the general is tired

1/11/2009 7:43:37 PM

thinking about if mccain had won

1/11/2009 7:45:29 PM

i can't tell if i'm hungry or about to puke

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1/11/2009 7:46:05 PM

i completely understand that


i'm feeling the same way right now

1/11/2009 7:47:41 PM

Oh yeah, I hear that. Sometimes I switch it up and get house special lo mein.

1/11/2009 7:47:50 PM

woohoo. time for 24.

1/11/2009 8:00:13 PM

o rly

1/11/2009 8:00:40 PM

Psh. Time to wait for the dvr to buffer enough time to fast forward commercials for 24.

1/11/2009 8:00:59 PM

I'm tired of working on BigBlueRam's Excursion. Whoever owned this thing before him musta let monkeys work on it.

And whoever put in the HID lights must have a nig streak about a mile wide.

1/11/2009 8:01:33 PM

1/11/2009 8:02:12 PM

wish i could buy his suburban..gah, gimme a month and i'd buy the hell out of that thing

[Edited on January 11, 2009 at 8:02 PM. Reason : ^^]

1/11/2009 8:02:14 PM

Quote :

"Psh. Time to wait for the dvr to buffer enough time to fast forward commercials for 24."

i need a hotter take out place

and for the record it's far too cold to go pick up food in adidas pants and a t shirt

1/11/2009 8:05:13 PM

since when is Eric Nies a teen idol?


He was in his 20s before he was on Real World.

1/11/2009 8:06:47 PM

I just totally teared up when the 60 minutes guy said Wyclef is the only ray of hope for Haiti. I love that dude!! LOVE!!

1/11/2009 8:13:26 PM

vantage point?

[Edited on January 11, 2009 at 8:26 PM. Reason : ]

1/11/2009 8:23:30 PM

^^looking forward to that one...this one about oil is pretty interesting

1/11/2009 8:25:14 PM