who the fuck cares if a DOCTOR's WEBSITE has a "sexy" vibe to it?!?!?!?!

OMG

7/13/2013 10:24:54 AM

I would if it made me feel like I was going to end up in a porno if I went there. That's what I imagine when someone says sexy, that it is something inappropriate. If they said that because of legit health info or something, they're being immature.

7/13/2013 10:42:51 AM

$1 to anyone who can help me find an inflatable hippo.

something along these lines:


[Edited on July 13, 2013 at 11:04 AM. Reason : ]

7/13/2013 11:03:02 AM

^^our new "marketing" director used sexy as a way to describe our doctor practice. i about vomited.

7/13/2013 11:13:45 AM

well... beer thirty has come early today.

7/13/2013 12:41:52 PM

qntmsister, I would call it trendy or glamorous compared to the competition, but sexy? I dunno.

7/13/2013 1:28:48 PM

It is a very hard thing for me to get people to understand that I am not rich, I don't know why they assume that because my family has money, I have money

"We should go to YOUR beach house"

"We should borrow one of YOUR family cars"

"We should go play golf at YOUR country club"

No, we shouldn't, none of that shit is mine, its my family's and occasionally the are nice enough to let me use it, so if that's why your are dating me or want to date me get the fuck out of my face

7/13/2013 2:30:47 PM

fuck walmart

7/13/2013 2:37:43 PM

rawr?

7/13/2013 2:37:50 PM

put too much ice in the blender and now I have two full glasses of protein smoothie

FWP

7/13/2013 2:49:13 PM

here's to some good ol' fashioned shenanigans

7/13/2013 2:58:05 PM

how far does my hairline have to recede until I am considered bald?

7/13/2013 2:59:07 PM

7/13/2013 3:04:41 PM

I want to get drunk

7/13/2013 3:07:20 PM

me too..but im going to wait till tonight so i dont feel like a degenerate

7/13/2013 3:16:13 PM

These 2 black bitches on HLN are about to throw down.

[Edited on July 13, 2013 at 9:32 PM. Reason : .]

7/13/2013 9:20:38 PM

acraw's spicy Soba noodles with snowpeas, shrimp, and crabsticks

cook noodles al dente, add snow peas right at the end to blanche. drain and run under cold water to stop cooking and get rid of excess starch from the noodles

meanwhile, heat 2 TBS of sesame oil and chop 1 clove garlic, do not let garlic burn. Add shrimp and crabsticks now.

mix 2 tsb of oyster sauce and low sodium soy sauce with 1 tsb of sugar. Add 1 tsp chilli oil( I make my own) and dash of white pepper.

Add cooked soba to wok and sauce mix. Add sliced green onions and toasted sesame seeds in the end, and serve!

7/13/2013 9:41:25 PM

Ugh. My Facebook news feed is ridic right now

7/13/2013 10:19:30 PM

^ mine isn't.


Hurray for recent purge!

7/13/2013 10:22:48 PM

I predict a hispanic teenager will be shot tonight in Florida

7/13/2013 10:46:57 PM

7/13/2013 10:48:37 PM

7/13/2013 10:50:36 PM

elise

Quote :

"qntmsister, I would call it trendy or glamorous compared to the competition, but sexy? I dunno. "

i mean, we're a doctors office...not forever 21. i get that we sell eyewear and yes we need to be trendy and crap, but this woman is a frickin idiot.

i mean, she had the phrase "crazy good" on a powerpoint presentation...


facepalm

7/13/2013 10:53:28 PM

9 humid miles




[Edited on July 14, 2013 at 9:53 AM. Reason : Two 6]

7/14/2013 9:32:31 AM

I hopped online like 2 hours ago to look up a recipe.

I've been dicking around the whole time and haven't even done the first thing to look for the recipe.

7/14/2013 12:26:29 PM

i, too, have been dicking around

7/14/2013 1:18:03 PM

I want to dick around but I don't feel like it :3

7/14/2013 1:18:56 PM

Dear health insurance company,

I am trrying to give you money. WHY THE FUCK ARE YOU MAKING IT SO DIFFICULT?! What is the fucking point of having a website where I can log in if I can't pay my bill or even update my fucking address?! Oh you want me to call... let me punch in my one billion number long ID number so you give me a fucking automated message that says you're closed and then you fucking hang up?! You are worthless and I hate you. Die in a fire.

Fuck you,
begonias

7/14/2013 1:28:11 PM

I like this headline: "Big bang theory: how did dinosaurs have sex?"

7/14/2013 6:29:05 PM

Lou dogs back in the puppy er :-(

7/14/2013 6:47:26 PM

7/14/2013 6:48:36 PM

7/14/2013 10:24:14 PM

looks like something from aaronburro's Twitter, if only he spoke French

7/14/2013 10:33:47 PM

I'm going to miss her. I didn't think it would be this difficult.

[Edited on July 14, 2013 at 11:43 PM. Reason : ]

7/14/2013 11:41:50 PM

did you initiate it?

7/15/2013 12:25:49 AM

I mean, he could be talking about a female dog put to sleep...

7/15/2013 12:32:54 AM

Nah he posted about going through a breakup in the song thread.

7/15/2013 12:41:49 AM

haha my college break up song
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kPBzTxZQG5Q

7/15/2013 12:56:47 AM

Why can't HS students banging their hot teachers have the Goddamn common courtesy to post the naked pictures on the internet? Fucking inconsiderate bastards!

7/15/2013 3:04:34 AM

Maybe the teachers weren't sexting beforehand?

7/15/2013 7:05:48 AM

Mondays not at work rock!

[Edited on July 15, 2013 at 8:55 AM. Reason : 25]

7/15/2013 8:55:38 AM

Is it Friday yet?

7/15/2013 9:34:32 AM

trunk style underwear seem to ride up on me more than standard boxer briefs. takes some getting used to

7/15/2013 9:56:00 AM

Yeah it is a little different, but in general I think they are more comfortable. These days I pretty much get nothing but the Jockey athletic ones or whatever they call them (the poly/spandex blend).

7/15/2013 10:04:31 AM

i am so tempted to do nothing all day

7/15/2013 10:09:40 AM

^^yep. exactly what these are except Russell Athletic. they were on sale for $4 a pair at the JR Outlet of all places.

so i walked out of there with some cigars and underwear. successful trip.

7/15/2013 10:12:31 AM

haha nice

I get mine on the clearance rack at Kohls.

7/15/2013 10:15:08 AM

my problem with boxer briefs, at least the normal cotton variety, is that the legs end up stretched out and they wear like normal boxers after a couple hours. i hope the "athletic" material will keep the tight fit throughout the day.

and it's not like i have thick legs or anything out of the ordinary.

7/15/2013 10:20:15 AM

That's exactly why I switched. The poly spandex blend has been perfect for that imo. Worlds more comfortable in fitted jeans, and better for work pants and also for working out.

[Edited on July 15, 2013 at 10:30 AM. Reason : ]

7/15/2013 10:24:00 AM

joke.aspx?joke=470

7/15/2013 10:57:22 AM