damn ESPYs got me crying like a bitch tonight

[Edited on July 17, 2013 at 11:43 PM. Reason : 3190]

7/17/2013 11:33:09 PM

Like

7/17/2013 11:34:49 PM

7/17/2013 11:45:39 PM

it's a new day!!! 22

closer to the weekend!!!!!

7/18/2013 8:43:48 AM

8

7/18/2013 8:46:14 AM

"resealable package" my ass

7/18/2013 8:55:38 AM

i'm going to beat off before i go to work

7/18/2013 8:59:37 AM

i haven't been in the mood to beat off in awhile now.


but i guess i am saving up my man strength, which is good right?,/]

7/18/2013 9:01:59 AM

^^^^^^what is that? fuckin cute little creature





...dont take orders but you can contact me via facebook or find my work online under the name hefe glass

7/18/2013 11:29:43 AM

Its a quokka

DUH

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7/18/2013 11:44:46 AM

Krallum's band is playing at the Lincoln Theatre tonight

7/18/2013 12:40:18 PM

7/18/2013 1:05:23 PM

^^I am ashamed to know what joke you are making.

I really want to go see Catharsis and YAITW tonight. I also want to go to Kurt Vile, but I definitely can't go to that shti

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7/18/2013 1:12:19 PM

I thought that was Swinks for a moment.

7/18/2013 1:39:49 PM

7/18/2013 3:52:03 PM

Part of me is all, "fuck it...go all in and take the LSAT.

7/18/2013 3:55:39 PM

i have officially reached the end of my buzzfeed tabs...

7/18/2013 4:12:04 PM

Productive day?

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7/18/2013 4:16:02 PM

^^i would say I can't believe it, but having seen said tabs--I believe it!!

7/18/2013 4:21:49 PM

What kind of freakin grown ass woman doesn't yet know to NOT hang out in someone's blind spot?! Only excusable if this is her first time driving. And I'm pretty sure it's not.

7/18/2013 5:01:08 PM

That was my same problem driving to and back from DC--"stop chilling in my blind spot assholes!!" Poor Casey near had a heart attack each time I'd check it and someone would be there

7/18/2013 5:11:05 PM

Oh lawd. Once you get just outside of DC it seems all sense of safety goes right out the window. Fuck it! Every woman for herself!


PS - take the LSAT! Why not, right? I throw that idea around every few months. I'm not committed enough yet though.

[Edited on July 18, 2013 at 5:12 PM. Reason : ]

7/18/2013 5:12:11 PM

holy long day batman!!

and fuck you nc quickpass... my license is not associated with another account you fuckers

7/18/2013 7:24:17 PM

i can't wait till my firehouse sub gets here

7/18/2013 7:24:44 PM

Really don't know how many more times I'm going to avoid an accident at that partial "intersection" in my apt complex. SO TIRED of coming into my neighborhood and people not stopping at the stop sign assuming no one is coming.



Another T-bone accident avoided.......*phew*!

7/18/2013 7:33:32 PM

[Edited on July 18, 2013 at 7:48 PM. Reason : mmmmmmmmmmm]

7/18/2013 7:47:49 PM

OMG NEW SEASON OF PROJECT RUNWAY STARTS TONIGHT!!!!!

There's a guy from Raleigh too

7/18/2013 8:18:14 PM

Damn! I thought I was too old to get so butthurt when I'm not invited. Guess not. Boooooooohoooooooo

7/19/2013 8:00:41 AM

This is going to be the longest 12 hours of my life lol

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7/19/2013 8:11:10 AM

i either want to go out of town again this weekend

or

stay home and use my free trial to MLB.TV and watch baseball all weekend.



i just haven't had much interest in my charlotte friends lately. O.o

7/19/2013 8:26:06 AM

FML



Never doing that again

[Edited on July 19, 2013 at 8:44 AM. Reason : 21]

7/19/2013 8:29:26 AM

I should not have drank so much soco at the country bar on bourbon st. Flight home is gonna hurt.

7/19/2013 8:32:11 AM

so im watching this "orange is the new black" series on netflix...its ok...very silly like weeds (same creator) ...

..but this 6th episode has had a spread vagina on screen for extended viewing.. i like it. more tv should have spread vagina like that

7/19/2013 12:36:25 PM

I can't wait 6 episodes for a spread vagina

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[Edited on July 19, 2013 at 12:45 PM. Reason : thats like 6 hours or maybe 3 hours.]

7/19/2013 12:45:32 PM

Oh damn, I loved weeds.

7/19/2013 1:15:54 PM

its a netflix original series...its ok..somewhat entertaining.
nice t and a

and p

7/19/2013 1:17:51 PM

Quote :

"I can't wait 6 episodes for a spread vagina I'm Krallum and I approved this message."

You giving birth?

7/19/2013 1:36:16 PM

Quote :

"You giving birth?"

You attempting humour?

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7/19/2013 2:13:51 PM

Nope. I'm dead serious.

7/19/2013 2:59:48 PM

it is way too fucking hot in here even with the AC running wide open

7/19/2013 10:34:52 PM

fuck i am bored. not having anything to do is weird. haven't been this way in awhile

7/20/2013 11:21:41 AM

god damn, Rockin the Suburbs is like the worst song ever

7/20/2013 11:50:46 AM

is it too humid out to hit the pool?

I haven't been outside yet

7/20/2013 12:19:42 PM

20

7/20/2013 1:09:39 PM

1) i am sad i got drunk off 2 amaretto sours and managed to have a headache when i woke up this am

2) i am so disappointed in decisions made by others lately, especially when i try to be the voice of reason



[Edited on July 20, 2013 at 2:54 PM. Reason : so fucking sad]

7/20/2013 2:51:02 PM

salad spinner. greatest invention. ever.

7/20/2013 6:12:25 PM

I broke my salad spinner the second time I used it.

I yanked it too hard.

[Edited on July 21, 2013 at 12:20 PM. Reason : 19]

7/21/2013 12:18:58 PM

thats what she said

7/21/2013 3:53:03 PM

Yeah, yanked her "salad spinner" too hard

7/21/2013 4:31:30 PM

Epic nap was epic

7/21/2013 6:33:01 PM