7/30/2013 1:07:38 AM

lesbian period sex

7/30/2013 1:08:32 AM

I should have called out sick

7/30/2013 8:51:19 AM

http://www.visitphilly.com/articles/philadelphia/top-ten-free-philadelphia-attractions/

7/30/2013 9:55:36 AM

Over half way through my first day and I have amazed them by getting him to fall asleep in <10 minutes!

Also, this is waayyyyy different than my last job.

7/30/2013 2:20:53 PM

I'm so tired

7/30/2013 2:46:54 PM

Our ice tastes really bad. Kind of like plastic. I need to look up how to clean out the water line. Or I guess before that I should look up what would make ice taste bad.

7/30/2013 4:13:55 PM

do you use a lot of ice or only every once in a while?

7/30/2013 4:14:45 PM

A glass or two a day most days is pretty much all we use.

[Edited on July 30, 2013 at 4:17 PM. Reason : but it's not the same taste ice gets when it sits in the freezer too long]

7/30/2013 4:17:34 PM

I have that problem

took apart the ice maker and cleaned it meticulously to no avail

must be my water line

7/30/2013 4:52:23 PM

pants monsters

7/30/2013 5:00:20 PM

well fuck

7/30/2013 5:03:01 PM

I am pleased as punch with my new job. Huge perk. Off at 5 home by 5:05 if I drive, 5:15 if I walk.

7/30/2013 5:16:29 PM

I don't like living right next to where I work. Makes me feel like I see the same things and go the same places every day.

I'm Krallum and I approved this message.

[Edited on July 30, 2013 at 5:18 PM. Reason : what a difference going to a different bojangles can make in your quality of life]

7/30/2013 5:17:58 PM

HAND

WARMING

BONER

7/30/2013 5:21:52 PM

I need sex

7/30/2013 7:56:07 PM

when we moved into this house the fridge water tasted awful so we complained and got a new filter...but after cycling it, it still tasted awful. We don't really notice it with the ice for some reason.

If it was my fridge I'd be tempted to just replace the waterline, but we just got a good filter pitcher instead.

7/30/2013 9:26:09 PM

Day off tomorrow and then it will be Thursday morning!

7/30/2013 9:31:54 PM

! Thursday !

7/30/2013 9:48:30 PM

Thursday!

7/30/2013 10:09:12 PM

sigh.

7/31/2013 12:11:20 AM

24 hours and 17 minutes

7/31/2013 9:13:27 AM

225 hours and 24 minutes*



*estimate

7/31/2013 9:38:44 AM

getting up early tomorrow is going to suck....

7/31/2013 10:19:15 AM

^^ You must be really looking forward to something.

7/31/2013 10:46:05 AM

dropped too much on craig ferguson tickets for me and my folks

they deserve to be up close

7/31/2013 10:50:22 AM

Maybe he'll make fun of them.

7/31/2013 11:17:06 AM

this dude always logs the same beer on untappd, everywhere he goes

including 10:30 on a Wednesday morning

7/31/2013 11:36:40 AM

PBR

KING OF BEERS. IT GOT A BLUE RIBBON.

7/31/2013 11:42:05 AM

if it was PBR I would laugh

but it's Shiner. He lives in Texas though so I guess it makes sense.

7/31/2013 11:45:40 AM

To go home or not. Decisions, decisions.

7/31/2013 11:47:47 AM

shiner beer is now in philly, or so the commercials say

7/31/2013 11:52:01 AM

I think I have a yarn hoarding problem

7/31/2013 2:36:29 PM

Natty bo is the new preferred cheap beer

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7/31/2013 2:38:08 PM

I have been having the strangest dreams lately. Last night I dreamed a hasher tried to kill me because I won all the prizes at some kind of raffle drawing and she said I cheated. She made bombs out of balloons, and put two in the bushes at my house. Another one was inside a corded telephone, except I knew it was there because I had a dream where it exploded. Apparently in my dream world, when you call the bomb squad and tell them there is a balloon bomb inside your phone, they say it will take 14 days for them to make it out, so don't use the phone.

what if the dream within a dream was real life?

7/31/2013 3:08:39 PM

^i've been having some really lucid dreams as well.

last night i had a dream that i ran into a coworker outside a bar and he was drunk (never been around him, but don't think he drinks IRL). and he told me that he was having troubles at home and all this terrible stuff about his wife. (IRL they've been married for a long time with 3 kids. seem happy) So i offered to drive him home. it was really strange.

then today i went to lunch with a couple other people and he got brought up and someone was like "yeah i think he and his wife are having problems"

7/31/2013 3:26:46 PM

stop the mind control!

7/31/2013 3:31:43 PM

I had a dream I was having contractions and unknowingly pregnant. Had to call peter and explain what was going on. He wanted a dna test to prove it was his kid. Then I found out he recently had twins with another girl. Stressful dreams are stressful.

7/31/2013 3:43:06 PM

Haven't you had dreams before where Peter didn't believe your kids were his? Or something along those lines.

7/31/2013 3:51:32 PM

she has a lot of dreams where I'm an asshole, so probably

I think one was a dream where I had a secret kid or some shit

[Edited on July 31, 2013 at 3:54 PM. Reason : lkj]

7/31/2013 3:54:18 PM

jerk.

7/31/2013 3:56:49 PM

so uh........

7/31/2013 4:03:42 PM

my wife had a dream recently where we were on a road trip with her and my X. things did not go well and she woke up pissed off at me. was pissed off at me for most of the morning. it's crazy how emotionally real a dream can feel.

7/31/2013 4:04:47 PM

I suddenly have a craving for avocado.

7/31/2013 4:07:46 PM

i always have a craving for avocado


i could make you my world famous guac!!!!!!!!!!!!!


also, if we are talking about weird dreams, i have had several about Skwinkle. probably because she's very inappropriate toward me.

[Edited on July 31, 2013 at 5:03 PM. Reason : ]

7/31/2013 5:01:11 PM

I have no motivation today. I really want to want to go to the gym... but it ain't happening.

7/31/2013 5:04:06 PM

goooooooo you'll feel so much better when you're finished

7/31/2013 5:04:28 PM

Unfortunate turn of events makes Skwinkle a sad panda.

[Edited on July 31, 2013 at 5:48 PM. Reason : Meg did you have a sex dream about me? Again? ]

7/31/2013 5:47:48 PM

Might have been you. Possibly Anna Kendrick. I've watched Pitch Perfect several times recently.

7/31/2013 7:41:39 PM

/3194

7/31/2013 7:42:23 PM