Maybe I'll add JayMcNasty to my list, right behind Eric and Gunzz haha

7/9/2008 2:45:08 PM

lol he wouldnt fuck you

7/9/2008 2:45:31 PM

Quote :

"that strength almost doubles when you are up in some puss"

lol

i think my question was poorly worded or misunderstood :/

7/9/2008 2:47:35 PM

indeed

7/9/2008 2:48:14 PM

yah i could throw a fucking car if i wanted but you gotta pull out first

7/9/2008 2:48:35 PM

the point was that most dudes can hold up a girl to fuck her if the need arises

which is cool and all

but the fact that one dude who is particularly ripped could do it is not so much a testament to his ripped-ness as it is to the fact that girls underestimate the strength of the average male

7/9/2008 2:49:21 PM

the issue that usually arises from that with me is my legs are too long...

5'10" makes it tough sometimes

7/9/2008 2:50:41 PM

^ i know a guy that is 6'8 and i bet yall would get along. Hes funny and pretty decent looken

^^ and im just saying that just because a guy is able to do it doesn't mean that it is easy for him. I mean... some seem to be able to do it far more easily then others

7/9/2008 2:54:50 PM

i'm just saying

even a male of average strength has the capacity to pick up an average woman for fucking purposes

7/9/2008 2:56:50 PM

oh god...that's WAY too tall for me...

i like dudes about my height for some reason...

i always have

7/9/2008 2:57:22 PM

yea dude showers have taught me that

7/9/2008 2:57:49 PM

Quote :

"the issue that usually arises from that with me is my legs are too long..."

I would think that would actually help. you could wrap your legs around him and help support yourself when he picks you up

7/9/2008 2:58:27 PM

yeah....true if i'm starting from a sitting or laying position...

i was thinking more about starting from a standing position for some reason...


i told you it's been a while

7/9/2008 3:00:24 PM

^^ amen sir

7/9/2008 3:00:27 PM

^^ that is what the wall is for

7/9/2008 3:01:06 PM

yeah...but it's hard to wrap the legs around him if he hasn't picked you up yet...

and it's hard to pick up somebody your height or taller for that position

[Edited on July 9, 2008 at 3:03 PM. Reason : asdf]

7/9/2008 3:02:05 PM

that's what the wall is for. leverage to get you up, then you wrap your legs around him


shit, this would just be easier if i showed you

7/9/2008 3:02:55 PM

maybe you'll just have to

7/9/2008 3:03:31 PM

I am 6'0 btw

7/9/2008 3:04:21 PM

Quote :

"lol he wouldnt fuck you"

damn I missed like 30 posts doing actual work today!

But I made that comment because that Trole guy said I'm always up on Eric's dick. I figured I'd add JayMcNasty to my list too!

7/9/2008 3:04:29 PM

Quote :

"that is what the wall is for"

This is how the whole particular conversation arose

shower sex + no use of the wall + long period of time with no feet on the floor plus its freakin slippery...

i say that is more strengh then the average man



[Edited on July 9, 2008 at 3:05 PM. Reason : lk]

7/9/2008 3:04:32 PM

i'd say that's as much balance as anything

like hockey fighting

7/9/2008 3:05:37 PM

well with her legs wrapped around you it wouldn't take that much strength because she would be supporting a lot of her own weight. however, the slippery floor could potentially cause a problem

7/9/2008 3:06:33 PM

o i have a mat in the shower that solves the footing issue

7/9/2008 3:07:27 PM

my new house has a tub/shower with a sloped basin

i think that puts the nix on the more complicated shower sex scenarios

7/9/2008 3:07:53 PM

^^ this guy knows how to work

[Edited on July 9, 2008 at 3:08 PM. Reason : d]

7/9/2008 3:08:06 PM

sigh

7/9/2008 3:08:21 PM

^ 6, 7

yeah, that really isn't hard...it's just a balance issue.

[Edited on July 9, 2008 at 3:09 PM. Reason : but i'll tell you what IS that hard. ]

7/9/2008 3:08:38 PM

^I'll add you to my list too!

j/k

7/9/2008 3:09:37 PM

i have a hard time with shower sex...

i can only have shower sex if a) i've already taken an actual shower or b) we've just gotten home from the bar and i'm drunk and don't want to smell like a dirty ashtray


other than that...i'm too involved in actually bathing....

7/9/2008 3:10:28 PM

its nice to fuck in the shower because of no cleanup

it sucks because of limited space and chance of injury

with that being said i have probably spent 5 of the last 100 fucks in the shower

7/9/2008 3:12:44 PM

bah

you're supposed to fuck and get all sweaty due to the hot water and then wash off the sweat and wash each other and be all cute and saccharine

it's consecutive contrasting behaviors

7/9/2008 3:13:12 PM

look...

either we can do it or we can bathe...


your choice!

7/9/2008 3:14:23 PM

Quote :

"i have probably spent 5 of the last 100 fucks in the shower"

Same here....it's fun but not all the time

I want angry sex right now.

7/9/2008 3:15:23 PM

i would definitely like a little grudge fucking in my future

7/9/2008 3:16:10 PM

i like the throat squeeze

7/9/2008 3:18:02 PM

I'm talking "out of your mind" sex.

That sort when you wake up the next day and you're like "did that really happen?". Out of body experience sex.

7/9/2008 3:19:41 PM

yeah...i'm a fan....

that hard core...middle of the night...half asleep...crazy shit

7/9/2008 3:20:39 PM

the type where your girl wakes up the next morning wondering why she has a stomach ache

7/9/2008 3:21:34 PM

Haha the only way you believe you did the shit from last night is because your vag is all sore.

That's a great feeling

7/9/2008 3:21:41 PM

or wake up and wonder why you can't find your shorts

7/9/2008 3:22:34 PM

I think that this is the greatest thread I've ever made


and I do believe that my initial prophecy may be coming true:

Quote :

"this could quite possibly be the fastest growing thread in tdub's history if they keep it all in here"

7/9/2008 3:23:24 PM

hahaha

gg man... i don't have any threads that are even remotely long.

7/9/2008 3:24:07 PM

Haha so Saturday morning there was a print of my eyelashes on my pillow from me burying my face!

I was like "Can I frame that?"

7/9/2008 3:24:39 PM

totally digging this thread now



and angry sex is great. i'm totally with jay on the throat squeeze.

[Edited on July 9, 2008 at 3:26 PM. Reason : add]

7/9/2008 3:25:39 PM

^ yo was your (_|_) random or you got yourself a boo now?

7/9/2008 3:26:44 PM

hair pulling...

it's all about the hair pulling

7/9/2008 3:27:09 PM

are you asking me?

7/9/2008 3:27:35 PM

i'm so glad i turned the topic to sex

7/9/2008 3:27:44 PM

^^^^me? which one?

i dont have a boo. the one from 2 weeks ago was completely random

[Edited on July 9, 2008 at 3:28 PM. Reason : add]

7/9/2008 3:28:04 PM