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10/1/2010 9:51:58 PM

I thought there's no use getting
Into heavy petting
It only leads to trouble
And seat wetting
Now all I want to know
Is how to go
I've tasted blood and I want more

10/1/2010 10:57:33 PM

post

10/1/2010 10:58:48 PM

i need to get laid....

10/2/2010 1:11:48 AM

don't we all.

10/2/2010 1:13:52 AM

pizzost

10/2/2010 1:18:49 AM

[Edited on October 2, 2010 at 1:35 AM. Reason : yes, still.]

10/2/2010 1:35:34 AM

Fuckin post

10/2/2010 9:42:42 AM

10/2/2010 11:44:53 AM

only a matter of days until i'm out of this shithole, war-torn, celibate place.

10/2/2010 11:47:02 AM

NEED MORE!

NOW.

10/2/2010 3:57:07 PM

bwn?

10/2/2010 4:26:14 PM

yes, please.

10/2/2010 4:29:16 PM

i hate beating off when im drunk

10/2/2010 9:42:24 PM

stupid suckjob thread

10/3/2010 3:10:59 PM

There's nothing wrong with fucking and enjoying yourself and college tends to be a place where some girls really take advantage of the new found freedom. I won't lie, college was an awakening experience for me...however...and here's a story, feel free to ignore and skip down to the 'Moral':
So freshman year, guy in my building, let's call him "Sean". So I notice him and think he's cute, ends up talking with me and a few friends. I proceed to tell him all about how I once kissed a girl (mind you this was back in the day when this was a 'big' deal. (Note, I was making this up, I'd never kissed a girl). Anyway, cut to a few hours later, he tells me to come back to his room. I'm only too happy to go. First thing he says is, 'Wanna see my blacklight?' and I'm like, 'oooooh, yeah'.....well that was just the beginning of his 'lines'. I was giving him a blowjob but trying not to laugh at his ridiculous shit coming out of his mouth that he clearly learned from watching porn....'Oh suck it', 'You know you love it', 'You want that big cock in your mouth'..etc...etc.... mind you this was the second dick I'd ever had in my mouth. I go back to my room and of course tell all my roommates in great detail.

Next week, frat party, we go, I see him there and he says, 'so...you coming by my room later?' and I say, 'of course'. So I go, I'm naked, sucking his dick and he starts with the lines again, 'Who's your daddy?!', 'I wanna rub my dick all over your hot little body', 'suck it hard'...etc...etc...I can't remember what his other lines were but I know they were way over the top because when I got back to my room, I proceeded to tell all my friends his new lines. Well my one roommate thought it would be hilarious to write a bunch of his 'quotes' on our message board with the words 'Ode to Sean'. Well the next day my other idiot roommate was giving him notes or something for class and he walked into our room. It took all of 30 secs for him to see the board. I panicked and slammed my bedroom door, as did my other roommates. Needless to say he was fucking PISSED. He was screaming, 'GET THAT BITCH OUT HERE RIGHT NOW!' and I was terrified so I went no where. Anyway, he stormed out, I went to lock our door, he busted back in and yelled, 'ERASE THAT SHIT RIGHT NOW!' to which one of my roommates furiously went ahead and did.

Well I have a big mouth so EVERYONE in our building knew what happened and for the rest of that semester he avoided pretty much everyone in our building like the plague. He was really embarrassed and I suppose I would have been to. Cut to the next semester I saw him on Spring Break, we fucked, and were fuck buddies for the next 3 years so it worked out for both of us but that's besides the point.

Moral of this story is, I told a handful of people, not wrote a power point presentation on it and it caused a shit storm. He's a good guy and it would have been fucking terrible if his name was forever plastered all over the internet in a story like this. It's one thing to be a girl and 'have fun' doing shit like this, but it's quite another to completely expose someone and go to the extreme that this chick did.

10/3/2010 7:59:40 PM

so you sucked some dude's dick, and told your friends about it. what else is new

10/4/2010 9:22:06 AM

OMG I got it bad and now I am at work. talk about frustration.

10/15/2010 12:38:47 PM

Can't a girl just do the discreet thigh rub under the desk? Or a diddle while driving? I mean there is no messy cleanup for a girl.

I'd have a finger in my snatch constantly if I were a chick.

10/15/2010 12:47:44 PM

Discreet thigh rub is only going to make it worse.
While driving...you people posit that we're already bad drivers

And yes, girls do have clean-up. It's not not always immediately mandatory like for yall

10/15/2010 12:58:49 PM

i was thinking more just some hot sex. Hot sex on a platta just to make you sweat

10/15/2010 1:02:48 PM

signed

10/15/2010 1:27:31 PM

Confirmed.

10/15/2010 2:28:44 PM

sealed and delivered!!

on a positive note i just got a txt form my wife saying "sexy time tonight"....WHOOOT!!

10/15/2010 2:52:38 PM

me love you long time

10/15/2010 2:54:10 PM

getting blown as I type - is that cool?

10/15/2010 8:37:08 PM

i was about to masturbate but forgot my flicking finger got busted up in the car yesterday

boooo

10/18/2010 1:57:57 AM

OH HAY Y'ALL

and of course I am all horned up!

Jen that blows

10/18/2010 2:00:58 AM

I know. Its one of those times when you think to yourself "yes, this is going to be aweso...................no... DAMN IT". Like having a bowl packed and remembering you dont have a lighter, or ordering fries and then notice that they forgot the ketchup, going to crash in bed then realizing the sheets are still in the washing machine. The disapointment

10/18/2010 2:11:26 AM

don't you girls have toys and gizmos and shit? are you a masturbating luddite?

10/18/2010 2:21:09 AM

^and I used my toys too much they don't work no more. Haven't bought more

10/20/2010 6:57:03 PM

what the hell kind of toys give out?

I think I'm on at least year 4 with my vibrator

10/20/2010 7:01:03 PM

non-expensive toys lol

[Edited on October 20, 2010 at 7:07 PM. Reason : e]

10/20/2010 7:06:01 PM

^ EMCE to the rescue!

10/20/2010 7:07:34 PM

Xtine, don't you use a freakin' Hitachi??? Of course that's still working after 4 years.

10/20/2010 7:09:38 PM

yes

10/20/2010 7:19:21 PM

Quote :

"Like having a bowl packed and remembering you dont have a lighter"

why do you need a lighter for cereal?

10/20/2010 8:24:21 PM

10/23/2010 2:27:45 AM

10/23/2010 3:47:45 AM

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10/23/2010 4:16:26 AM

10/23/2010 7:06:47 AM

I'm horny - but have a normal, healthy relationship with my wife - thus will have normal, non asshole contact sex after the Canes game.

10/23/2010 7:05:28 PM

This page brings the lols.

10/23/2010 7:12:49 PM

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10/26/2010 3:20:07 PM

I'm horny - but have a normal, healthy relationship with my fingers - thus will have normal, non asshole contact masturbation after my softball game tonight.

10/26/2010 3:21:59 PM

You've never slipped your fingers in your asshole while masturbating before?

10/26/2010 3:25:56 PM

oh Pikey realize the parody and let it go

10/26/2010 3:28:19 PM

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10/27/2010 10:56:47 AM