Has super sperm capable of bursing into flames

9/15/2009 9:11:12 PM

has super sperm capable of taming two girls in one shot

9/15/2009 9:12:39 PM

has super tits capable of mesmerizing guys at one glance

9/15/2009 9:17:39 PM

Has a pretty cool facebook profile pic

9/15/2009 9:19:01 PM

faster than a speeding bullet

9/15/2009 9:34:12 PM

Still glad i met this person after 2+ years

[Edited on September 15, 2009 at 9:35 PM. Reason : .]

9/15/2009 9:35:03 PM

^^ More powerful than a locomotive.

^ Awesome dude to hang out with IRL, IMO.

[Edited on September 15, 2009 at 9:35 PM. Reason : .]

9/15/2009 9:35:08 PM

would not use someone for personal gain

9/15/2009 10:11:33 PM

good washer/dryer mover

9/15/2009 10:16:32 PM

mows a mean lawn

9/15/2009 10:16:49 PM

shares the same sexual preferences as me

9/15/2009 10:19:01 PM

FUCK YOU

9/15/2009 10:19:30 PM

makes me lol sometimes

9/15/2009 10:19:46 PM

i think a decent person deep down

9/15/2009 10:20:02 PM

my new friend

9/15/2009 10:20:20 PM

throws egame like no other

9/15/2009 10:21:51 PM

good target for egame

9/15/2009 10:24:32 PM

always gamin dem hoes

9/15/2009 10:34:56 PM

knows how to get his way

9/15/2009 10:46:50 PM

has a kickass old school stapler

9/16/2009 1:18:19 PM

he passed the tp roll test

9/16/2009 1:23:41 PM

seems nice

9/16/2009 1:24:38 PM

she, too, seems nice

9/16/2009 1:26:49 PM

cutie

9/16/2009 2:25:53 PM

she has a pretty smile.

and an endearing accent

[Edited on September 16, 2009 at 2:27 PM. Reason : lol]

9/16/2009 2:27:15 PM

he's very charming

9/16/2009 4:24:41 PM

real life barbie doll

9/16/2009 4:33:52 PM

yo, grimx, i'm happy for you and Imma let you finish, but Braz dolls are the best dolls of all time....OF ALL TIME

9/16/2009 4:36:15 PM

ahahah! that was good. you're quite the wit.

9/16/2009 5:02:07 PM

9/16/2009 5:06:50 PM

pleasure to be around this dude no homo

9/16/2009 5:07:51 PM

not afraid to get out and walk a bit

9/16/2009 5:13:06 PM

reminds me of willy wonka every time i see his name. mmmm...chocolate river

9/16/2009 5:37:29 PM

nah son, thats that doo

I'm AstralAdvent and i approved this message.

9/16/2009 5:38:02 PM

it ain't da doo!

9/16/2009 5:39:41 PM

i refuse to believe ^^ that



i repeat...mmmm CHOCOLATE river

9/16/2009 5:43:47 PM

i bet she gives great hugs

9/16/2009 5:44:47 PM

an intriguing fellow

9/16/2009 9:12:04 PM

a nice fellow

9/16/2009 9:12:20 PM

i guess likes to poke people on facebook

9/16/2009 10:16:20 PM

is good at unwittingly setting people up

9/16/2009 10:17:02 PM

Awesome profile. Would meet IRL.

9/16/2009 10:18:28 PM

i always mentally pronounce his name: "spon TAN yuz" with a spanish accent.

9/17/2009 12:40:15 AM

slits throats well

9/17/2009 12:40:42 AM

really good at being awake?

[Edited on September 18, 2009 at 9:47 PM. Reason : enigma]

9/18/2009 9:47:01 PM

9 out of 10 wolfweb users think hes a gentle fellow

9/19/2009 12:36:29 AM

good at self-flattery

9/19/2009 1:04:34 PM

Smokin' hot

9/19/2009 1:51:06 PM

smokin butts

I'm AstralAdvent and i approved this message.

9/19/2009 1:52:57 PM

^^ holy mother of God, I love the last 3 pics in your gallery

^ good at trolling

9/19/2009 1:54:57 PM