My last first date ended with me taking it in the butt.

[Edited on December 7, 2013 at 11:19 PM. Reason : Oh great! Top of the page. ]

12/7/2013 11:18:37 PM

AHAHAHA

12/7/2013 11:19:39 PM

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"I'm wearing 30" waist jeans and I constantly have to pull them up. They're so loose I can fit my whole arm easily into the extra space. I know, cry me a river for skinny people, but this is really irritating "

12/8/2013 10:17:49 AM

^^^Best top of the page post ever

12/8/2013 2:12:40 PM

^^I discovered this awesome invention the other day. It's called a belt.

12/8/2013 3:44:08 PM

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"my last first date ended with one of those weird side hugs with a little pat on the shoulder... what a weirdo "

that's hilarious...also i'm not the least bit surprised.

12/8/2013 4:12:37 PM

Early morning confessions?

12/9/2013 7:57:16 AM

Quote :

"Morning Confession: I have developed somewhat of a problem with....finishing early. I've only had a few partners over the last few months, so I know I am out of practice. I can usually bounce back the second time around. I'm hoping it's all in my head, but it happened again last night and I have no idea why."

Any advice for this confessor?

12/9/2013 8:49:43 AM

Jerk off in the bathroom first.


Or explain the situation and assure them there is more coming. My husband had a pretty long dry spell before me and our first time was quick but we had sex three times that night. I was plenty satisfied.

[Edited on December 9, 2013 at 8:56 AM. Reason : .]

12/9/2013 8:53:50 AM

Bang ugly women instead

[Edited on December 9, 2013 at 8:55 AM. Reason : Sure autocorrect, that's a word. Why not.]

12/9/2013 8:55:23 AM

The more you think & obsess about it the worse it'll get. Seriously, rub one out before the next date, and have a few drinks to loosen yourself up a bit.

12/9/2013 9:03:31 AM

I'll agree with JO first, so you're not too quick on the trigger.

Also, get your lady off before you even get down to intercourse so she doesn't feel like she's been left hanging if you blow early. And if you go early, take it in stride and stroke her ego...You lost control because of her. She's so hot and skilled in the bedroom etc. Women don't mind it as long as they aren't left hanging or feeling inadequate.

[Edited on December 9, 2013 at 9:10 AM. Reason : .]

12/9/2013 9:09:31 AM

^ great advice! also...smoke some weed.

12/9/2013 9:29:13 AM

^^ winner

12/9/2013 9:34:59 AM

So...this guy needs to masturbate, drink, and smoke weed?

12/9/2013 9:56:13 AM

sounds like he doesnt need a girlfriend at all!

12/9/2013 10:22:13 AM

I think every woman has heard "sorry, it's been a while" at some point. It's not a big deal as long as you don't leave her hanging.

12/9/2013 10:24:37 AM

^^ lol

12/9/2013 11:50:33 AM

Done!!!


[Edited on December 9, 2013 at 12:41 PM. Reason : .]

12/9/2013 12:40:32 PM

jerking it beforehand is a great plan; until you put it in her mouth and cum such a measly amount she knows whats up.

12/10/2013 12:13:37 AM

Advice for ol buddy with the premature ejaculation issue...

Find a way to get aroused and then step away for a minute or two. If you're laying in bed with your lady, messing around a little bit, let yourself get hard for a few minutes, then get up for a smoke, or another drink, or to take a leak. You need to change gears both mentally and physiologically.

You need to lose that initial erection. You may notice a small bit or pre cum on the tip of your penis when you go soft. Wipe it off. The second erection you get will be a winner and you'll be a lot more likely to be able to hang in there for the long run.

Ladies. If you're guy is having these issues try this. Get him good and hard and then change gears on him for five minutes or so. Repeat. Third time around he'll be ready to put in work. If not, he's a lost cause.

I cared enough to type all this shit on an iPad so I hope it helps someone.

12/10/2013 2:02:46 AM

Furthermore, there's no shame in changing gears mid coitus. If you know you're gonna cum soon but you're not ready to yet, switch it up and go down on her for a minute or two before going back in.

12/10/2013 2:21:17 AM

Did everyone quit confessing?

12/10/2013 3:02:04 AM

Quote :

" Hey so this is a follow up to my last confession about my wife and I trying the swinger thing. A couple weekends ago we went on a “date” with a couple we met on a LS website and in person once at an LS club. We spent the day on the lake bar hoping and then went out to dinner. Fast forward 12 hours after we started drinking and I am HAMMERED!!! We get back to the hotel and things start to get steamy. One thing leads to another. I fucked the other dudes wife for like 5 mins and then went soft with liquor dick. It sucks but I barely remember it. The other dude got liquor dick from the get go and couldn’t even get the condom on. So afterward my wife is pissed because we couldn’t have sex once we got back to our room like we had planned, damn liquor dick. Also, I’m hammered. The night was a disaster. Fortunately we have met a lot of cool, attractive couples our age and we are giving it another go this Friday. This time though we are hosting at our place. The plan is for some kinky hot tub time and then sexy time after. I will report back."

That damned alcohol. It'll loosen you up to get you into fun situations but then shit all over your party. Moderation next time, my god timing friend.

12/10/2013 9:17:11 AM

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" I've just started hanging out with this girl for the first time in years. I've always liked her but never really thought I had much of a chance. Well apparently she's basically felt the same way the entire time. Dream come true, right? Well of course there's a catch. I haven't really dated anyone in years. Not really date. So I've forgotten how this shit works. I actually like her a lot so I don't want to just jump straight in to the poon pool like I normally would. Then again, I don't want to take it insanely slow and give her the impression that I'm not that into her. Teach me to not be dumb, TWW. Also, teach me how to not read too much into meaningless shit."

12/10/2013 12:54:57 PM

Bang her brains out

Throw several ropes

Mark your territory

12/10/2013 12:58:22 PM

How dating works:

1)Ask girl out for dinner/movie/activity/drinks or a combination of the aforementioned. Make sure you state pretty clearly that this is a date, none of this just hanging out bullshit.

2) Go out on said date.

3) Repeat as necessary.

12/10/2013 1:58:01 PM

Quote :

" Thanks for the dating advice, TWW. I feel like I'm 16 again. I won't see her again for two weeks, but when I do I'll cut to the chase ASAP."

12/10/2013 3:55:03 PM

It's early. I'm bored. Confess to me.

12/11/2013 8:04:11 AM

^ what he said

12/12/2013 8:06:29 AM

Quote :

"Yesterday I thought I was coming down with the cold that my boyfriend has. My throat was a little sore, so I bought some Airborne on my lunch break. Then last night when I went down on him, I realized his dick was touching the same part of my throat that was sore, and it hit me -- I didn't have a cold -- my throat was sore from sucking dick. I guess I was a little more vigorous than usual the night before. Regardless, I feel kinda for buying Airborne because I sucked dick so hard. "

Haha, awesome confession

12/12/2013 9:49:25 AM

that. is. amazing.

12/12/2013 9:51:56 AM

Taking confessions.

12/12/2013 3:42:29 PM

^how many private confessions have you discussed openly with Minka? bbehe credibility watch?

12/12/2013 3:55:05 PM

man i need a girl that sucks dick on a nightly basis

12/12/2013 4:37:47 PM

If your girl is unwilling to suck dick on a daily basis (as long as you're willing to return the favor), the you need to find a new girl.

12/12/2013 7:56:04 PM

nightly and mornings!

12/12/2013 7:56:55 PM

My jaw locks on the regular and has come close to coming unhinged. Blowies until ejaculation are a special occasion thing, but a little foreplay BJ is always ok. I dont hold back on the sex and shower handjobs though so that should count for something.

12/12/2013 11:20:13 PM

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"(as long as you're willing to return the favor)"

My wife doesn't like cunnilingus? And no it's not a case of "me not doing it right", she never let me do it to begin with .

12/12/2013 11:34:20 PM

Same here bro, not my cup of tea. Nothing against him or anything, just no likey. Doesn't stop the beejs from happening though.

12/12/2013 11:36:09 PM

I, too, have never been a big fan of it. It is nice for a short amount of time on a rare occasion, but honestly I just want sex. Gimme DATdeep dicking.

12/12/2013 11:37:31 PM

^^^I meant more just be willing to return the orgasm. I love giving oral sex, but not so much receiving. However, I'll take an extra hand anytime.

I also barter blow jobs, if I'm not in the mood to have him return a sexual favor. Infamously making him watch episodes of My So Called Life with me.

12/13/2013 12:00:00 AM

you people and your active sex lives

12/13/2013 12:03:16 AM

seriously, gtfo with that shit

12/13/2013 12:08:43 AM

^ This

Confess to the sexless!

12/13/2013 9:53:18 AM

Afternoon confessions?

12/13/2013 4:40:42 PM

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"There is a t-dubber who has set the bar pretty high for awesome blowjobs. She knows who she is "

People are all about the blowjob confessions

12/14/2013 9:56:38 AM

I want some awesome blow job confessions. Wimmins only.

12/14/2013 10:13:24 AM

Wait

Not liking your pussy licked is an actual thing?

Does not compute

12/14/2013 12:52:26 PM

pm sent

12/14/2013 1:11:45 PM