that video up there makes me hard every time






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8/10/2013 12:30:09 AM

Does anyone remember that thread by the guy who's girlfriends crazy ex or friend was coming around. And the crazy guy had posted a bunch of wild shit on the net and thought that people were reading his mind or something to that effect?

Link plz

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8/10/2013 1:43:49 AM

You gotta be premie to read premium threads, bro

8/10/2013 6:21:07 AM

Still no smartphone in my grubby mitts yet, but a new S3 for $15 may be crazy enough to work.
Any colour I want so long as it's white.

8/10/2013 9:39:58 AM

when someone invents time travel, please let me know and send me back to 8/7/13

8/10/2013 10:38:48 AM

time travel paradoxes aside, I would say you can't really change history...

so you'd still have the same outcome of the past few days even if you went to 7 August to try to change them

8/10/2013 10:44:37 AM

Need red, not "berry" nor "raspberry" case for Dad's Galaxy S4. Otterbox doth not deliver.

8/10/2013 10:57:21 AM

Fucking soldier flies fly into our house every single time we open the patio door for 3 seconds. Today 3 of them flew in in less than a minute. They always fly in, then go directly to the window right inside and try to get back out through the glass.

8/10/2013 11:53:07 AM

My hands stink

8/10/2013 12:32:06 PM

^ masturbating this early?

8/10/2013 12:38:05 PM

chembob

Quote :

"time travel paradoxes aside, I would say you can't really change history... so you'd still have the same outcome of the past few days even if you went to 7 August to try to change them "

not if i keep my mouth shut!

8/10/2013 3:06:08 PM

okay, I've proven half of a lemma that I've been struggling with for the past week...and probably the easier half

still, it's satisfying. going to go have a cigarette.

8/10/2013 3:45:39 PM

just got a job offer

making the same thing i'm making now

except now i'd have to spend ~$400 a month more on gas to get there

god dammit

plus i'm trying to go back to school

fuck you, hard decisions

8/10/2013 3:48:34 PM

Sometimes that whole "let me know if you anything" phrase is just a simple way to feel like you've reached out and done something when really you've done jack shit.

It would've been nice if my friend recognized I needed a little more than just "what you're supposed to say" and a little bit more showing up and distraction.

Enjoy your walk & a "fire/something" later.




I recognize I probably wouldn't be so annoyed by this if I already didn't feel like she talked down to me. Come to find out it's the same tone she uses with her mother. *sigh*

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8/10/2013 4:49:31 PM

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Next Day SAVER $288.68 8/15/2013

lol

8/10/2013 5:43:37 PM

totally worth it

8/10/2013 5:47:57 PM

Quote :

"just got a job offer making the same thing i'm making now except now i'd have to spend ~$400 a month more on gas to get there god dammit plus i'm trying to go back to school fuck you, hard decisions"

This sounds like a really easy decision.

8/10/2013 5:53:06 PM

I've been on a mission to find Ghostbusters action figures ever since I stopped by the Big Lots in Lexington, NC. Apparently all Big Lots stores have been getting random shipments, so its hard to tell what stores get what or when. Same thing with some Masters of the Universe figures, but lm not interested in those.

8/10/2013 6:09:49 PM

^^ I forgot to mention the likelihood of a significant raise after ~3 months

8/10/2013 6:11:56 PM

"orifice reducer" sounds like a sexcessory to me

I thought I just made up the word sexcessory, but I did not.

8/11/2013 12:34:53 PM

A can of ginger ale exploded as I was putting in the fridge last night. I am still quite traumatized.

8/11/2013 12:36:31 PM

sorry to hear that..hope you're ok

there are hotlines you can call for that sorta thing

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8/11/2013 12:59:16 PM

It was really scary and I was tired. I just wanted to out a couple in before bed so they would be cold for the next day. I was so tired I cried. If it had happened earlier I probably would have laughed.

8/11/2013 1:01:12 PM

fingers crossed
this might be just what i need

8/11/2013 3:07:33 PM

I'm always horny on Sundays.

8/11/2013 4:10:42 PM

Breaking Bad tonight!!!! (rest of Season 5)

8/11/2013 5:02:18 PM

just got home and found some pee on the floor near the front door
chasey is 13 years old and i honestly cant even remember the last time she ever went inside..even after 24hrs of being left alone..she would NEVER goes inside.


..i let her out this morning, hope she isnt sick or something

8/11/2013 6:00:46 PM

Whenever I see someone wearing "Beats" headphones in public, I like to interpret it as "This guy masturbates"

8/11/2013 6:15:49 PM

ha they gave this motherfucker a cheap ass burner phone as a gift for winning a fight

zero fucks given

8/11/2013 7:02:50 PM

I can't believe this dress is going for less than $35.

8/11/2013 8:15:08 PM

Only nine flights and one sim left in flight school. Time flew by.

8/11/2013 8:22:22 PM

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHA 72.68!!!!!!!!!!

8/11/2013 8:34:16 PM

^^teehee

8/11/2013 8:36:08 PM

http://www.liveleak.com/view?i=99b_1376243657
cool lil dog

8/11/2013 9:00:22 PM

oh look, new piles of work on my desk.... is it Monday again?

8/12/2013 9:42:54 AM

Starting to get annoyed that we don't have a time yet.

8/12/2013 10:51:19 AM

Some people need to understand this one. One of my 'friends' seems to have a beef with every single person he meets.

8/12/2013 11:17:11 AM

I just google mapped Libya and all I can think is this.

1. Wtf why do people live there
2. No wonder they are always pissed off.

8/12/2013 11:34:43 AM

I just want to talk to my best friend

8/12/2013 1:52:06 PM

Whyyyyyyy did they tear down my elementary school!?!? It's a typical looking school now. So much history......just GONE forever.

8/12/2013 2:41:14 PM

What history? A bunch of misspelled words, knocked out teeth and shitty drawings?

I'm Krallum and I approved this message.

8/12/2013 2:49:17 PM

http://www.mtv.com/videos/misc/945137/the-hills-season-6-ep-12-alternate-ending.jhtml#id=1712087

Reminded me of college, oh how life has changed.

8/12/2013 3:16:59 PM

quarterly post

8/12/2013 3:33:40 PM

Jury Duty tomorrow bleh...I don't want to go.

8/12/2013 3:58:09 PM

jimmy eat world is so good

8/12/2013 4:19:42 PM

My 2 and 5 year olds are sorting through a box of my husband's Magic cards.

8/12/2013 5:03:26 PM

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"dropdeadkate (5:48) : first bbehe (5:58) : second BigHitSunday (6:15) : dammit missed it by 27 mins"

lol tdub is dead

8/12/2013 6:19:23 PM

Am I the only on who really can't stand that damn robin thick song?

8/12/2013 6:20:32 PM

I hate it too. But I'd hit it.

8/12/2013 6:21:45 PM

it was a cool lil song to hear once or twice...

8/12/2013 6:23:26 PM