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Just hang on, Tuesday is over so tomorrow is hump day!

8/20/2013 6:32:41 PM

Hansen's Cherry Vanilla rocks my socks off.

8/20/2013 6:44:25 PM

I'm more of a diet dr pepper cherry fan

8/20/2013 6:45:34 PM

I don't do fake sugars anymore, but when I did that was my go to.

8/20/2013 6:46:25 PM

jesus christ goosebumps! no wonder she is compared to mariah
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZgPCKj0FtWg&feature=youtu.be

8/20/2013 7:04:59 PM

Longing for more summer vacation

8/20/2013 7:55:19 PM

how difficult is it going to be to park near Hillsborough st tomorrow? i haven't taken a class in 5 years, is it even possible anymore?

8/20/2013 10:21:27 PM

Orange is the New Black is my new favorite show.

8/20/2013 10:29:34 PM

What the hell? The 40 days of dating blog was supposed to finish this week and now they're pushing it back to next month.

[Edited on August 20, 2013 at 10:34 PM. Reason : Fu]

8/20/2013 10:34:02 PM

So is it true that a sawed off shotgun is considered WMD in North Carolina? #catfish

8/20/2013 10:45:40 PM

yes, the general statutes call it a weapon of mass destruction

8/20/2013 10:46:54 PM

it's hot as fuck in here

8/20/2013 10:47:06 PM

here it is if you're interested: http://www.ncga.state.nc.us/gascripts/statutes/statutelookup.pl?statute=14-288.8

8/20/2013 10:48:19 PM

Hmm interesting. I thought the dude on Catfish might have been full of shit.

8/20/2013 10:55:45 PM

it's pretty complicated. they put language in there that says the law doesn't apply to items that were properly acquired through the BATFE NFA tax stamp process (federal law). some very ridiculous, convoluted stuff.

8/20/2013 11:01:29 PM

I need a ginormous tupperware container to put multiple cooked chickens into. I always cook them and don't feel like dealing with them until the following day.

8/21/2013 12:19:23 AM

such a rough life these mutts have

8/21/2013 10:09:18 AM

i swear that dog sleeps 22.5 hours a day

8/21/2013 10:14:05 AM

I understand the "I'm going to be a big brother" baby announcements for a second or later child. Not so much when it's your first kid and you use your dog.

8/21/2013 1:23:55 PM

Boyfriend fell asleep on his lunch break. He should have been back to work 10 minutes ago. Wake him up or let him sleep? He won't get fired for being late.

8/21/2013 1:42:20 PM

Stick his hand in warm water.

8/21/2013 1:43:03 PM

Set all the clocks forward like 4 hours and then wake him up

8/21/2013 1:43:34 PM

put shaving cream on his hands and then tickle his nose with a feather

[Edited on August 21, 2013 at 1:45 PM. Reason : take video]

8/21/2013 1:44:44 PM

TWW is an evil, evil place.

He's driving to Raleigh this evening, so I'm tempted to just let him sleep. Don't want him falling asleep otw. :/

8/21/2013 1:45:30 PM

Quote :

"I understand the "I'm going to be a big brother" baby announcements for a second or later child. Not so much when it's your first kid and you use your dog."

lol i think it's kind of cute

[Edited on August 21, 2013 at 2:24 PM. Reason : oh god, i'm turning into one of THOSE people]

8/21/2013 2:23:53 PM

Do you also like gigantic flowers on babies' heads?

I also do not understand checking in at dentists/doctors on Foursquare.

8/21/2013 3:55:11 PM

I hate the giant flowers, but I do check in to my doctor's office, but I'm there often enough to be the mayor. Quest Diagnostics, too.

8/21/2013 4:31:37 PM

i don't know. i'll say that right now i'm not the biggest fan of it, but just wait til i have my own. yall will hate me and be complaining about it on here, fo sho.

8/21/2013 4:47:05 PM

REALLY can't stand those big flower head bands people put on their babies. Ugh! I don't see me doing that when, if I have kids.....but who knows!?!



Just let my lil' guy (my cat) outside since he loves the rain/thunderstorms, but it breaks my heart to see his back legs moving in slow motion.

[Edited on August 21, 2013 at 5:25 PM. Reason : .]

8/21/2013 5:24:28 PM

http://livewire.talkingpointsmemo.com/entry/poll-louisiana-gopers-unsure-if-katrina-response-was?ref=fpa

8/21/2013 6:38:42 PM

Why the fuck was Obama a choice? It should have been Ray Nagans sorry ass.

8/21/2013 6:41:28 PM

lmao @ Obama

8/21/2013 6:43:56 PM

why would obama have been responsible for the response to katrina? he was a senator at the time. i mean, i guess you could make the stretch and blame congress, but there are several people i'd list before him. what idiot posted that?

[Edited on August 21, 2013 at 6:44 PM. Reason : ]

8/21/2013 6:44:07 PM

Dude from Prison Break just came out while rejecting an invitation to an event in St. Petersburg over the newly government sanctioned human rights abuses happening in Russia.

8/21/2013 7:01:01 PM

i was wondering who that guy was, just saw his name on twitter

still dont know who he is but nice to put a face to a name

[Edited on August 21, 2013 at 7:04 PM. Reason : e]

8/21/2013 7:03:36 PM

8/21/2013 10:58:48 PM

SLEEP WILL ELUDE ME TONIGHT

8/22/2013 12:17:41 AM

Im with you, I can't sleep. GP won't prescribe ambien she thinks it's horrible. OTC stuff makes me drowsy

8/22/2013 1:35:01 AM

Your GP is a cunt. I ran out or I'd be long gone

And I'm the same with OTC stuff. I feel god awful the day after.

[Edited on August 22, 2013 at 1:57 AM. Reason : ]

8/22/2013 1:57:04 AM

You named your recipe "Chicken That Fancies Itself Spanish"? You must be a very worldly person.

8/22/2013 7:13:31 AM

I need tummy rubs and a few extra hours of sleep.

8/22/2013 7:26:54 AM

So I go to CVS yesterday to buy my wife a birthday card. I find one that I like and buy it. Today I open it up to sign my name and realize at the end in the cursive font it says "Happy Mothers Day"

WTF? It's fucking August, why the hell are these even in the store

End of story, wife is getting a Mothers Day card for her birthday, and she will like it!

[Edited on August 22, 2013 at 10:31 AM. Reason : .]

8/22/2013 10:30:53 AM

Quote :

"Dude from Prison Break just came out while rejecting an invitation to an event in St. Petersburg over the newly government sanctioned human rights abuses happening in Russia. "

is it just me, or do they airbrush gay men's faces the same way they do women? i think that's funny

8/22/2013 10:42:19 AM

^^ Was it a random cartoon or sentimental poem or something on the front? Otherwise I'm not sure how you could not realize it was a Mother's Day card.

8/22/2013 11:12:03 AM

I did the same thing to bbehe, except it was a fathers day card.... he kind of freaked out

8/22/2013 11:21:14 AM

The front had no mention of Mothers Day. It started with "To My Wife with Love". Plus it was in the birthday section.

8/22/2013 11:21:56 AM

Thank god for a day off.

8/22/2013 11:27:49 AM

8/22/2013 11:29:58 AM

My brother and I sometimes get each other random cards. Usually it's a Chanukah card instead of a Christmas card, or a card in Spanish or something. But maybe you could try to play it off as the start of a silly tradition.

8/22/2013 11:37:56 AM

My brother gets me Kwanza cards

8/22/2013 11:40:12 AM