Quote :

"and i've been thru some harsh pain in my torso region"

that was one deep dickin'

*high-five*

8/26/2013 7:12:37 PM

From you?

8/26/2013 7:40:31 PM

...no?

It's impossible for me to give anyone a deep dicking.

[Edited on August 26, 2013 at 7:50 PM. Reason : ]

8/26/2013 7:50:24 PM

http://www.hustlermoneyblog.com/naked-juice-class-action-settlement-45-or-75-claim/

8/27/2013 12:52:46 AM

http://www.alumniblog.ncsu.edu/2013/06/27/nc-states-justin-leblanc-to-show-his-stuff-on-project-runway/

does anyone know this guy on project runway? i didn't see a thread about it, just caught the last episode on hulu and i was actually tearing up at the end when tim gunn used his "save" for him. i looked him up on google and saw he went to ncsu!

go justin!!!

8/27/2013 4:26:08 AM

TIL that Megyn Kelly is older than Ted Cruz.


[Edited on August 27, 2013 at 5:16 AM. Reason : 18 November vs. 22 December 1970

8/27/2013 5:15:37 AM

Grandma had surgery Thursday and Sister had surgery yesterday. I know Grandma is doing fine but will have to have her aortic valve replaced, but when I called Mom yesterday at 8pm she still hadn't seen my sister yet because she was still in recovery. Mom was supposed to email me after she got in to her room, but still no email this morning. Hmpf.

8/27/2013 7:44:24 AM

jaZon

Quote :

"Quote : "and i've been thru some harsh pain in my torso region" that was one deep dickin' *high-five* "

Wrong - it was one deep Endometriosis.

8/27/2013 8:24:01 AM

8/27/2013 8:30:41 AM

I had an epiphany last night...

now what to do with the knowledge

8/27/2013 9:25:25 AM

ibt "just fuck the guy and get it over with"

8/27/2013 9:28:21 AM

^

[Edited on August 27, 2013 at 10:28 AM. Reason : pwnapple]

8/27/2013 10:27:56 AM

^exactly!

8/27/2013 10:30:51 AM

8/27/2013 10:34:55 AM

Last night I when I was drunk I submitted a bug report to facebook. I complained that my news feed was broken because everyone was talking about Miley Cyrus. Hopefully some unfortunate Facebook support tech gets a laugh

I'm Krallum and I approved this message.

8/27/2013 10:59:46 AM

Crippling indecision might be the death of me.

8/27/2013 12:52:26 PM

^

Quote :

"just fuck the *decisions* and get it over with""

[Edited on August 27, 2013 at 12:55 PM. Reason : indecision = ]

8/27/2013 12:53:38 PM

<--- 6K!

8/27/2013 2:12:24 PM

Quote :

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You wouldn't be the first

8/27/2013 5:04:51 PM

omg a kid whose baby shower I went to started kindergarten today

I'm so old

8/27/2013 5:51:50 PM

i feel like i have to vomit and i don't know why

8/27/2013 6:04:22 PM

it's weird to feel such a low level of motivation when it should be at an all time high right now

8/27/2013 8:57:44 PM

happy that one of my best friends is flying in tomorrow

because it'd be a miserable fucking week if they weren't

8/27/2013 9:45:08 PM

You can NEVER go wrong with a good ol' BLT.......EVER.

8/27/2013 11:46:16 PM

I'll do it if only thick cut.

8/27/2013 11:47:18 PM

whoops, I sent Asian #1's e-mail to Asian #2, and Asian #2's e-mail to Asian #1.

8/28/2013 3:53:49 AM

original boss lady is having brain surgery today - hoping this time sticks :-\

8/28/2013 7:16:40 AM

I hope little man is less cranky today. :-/

8/28/2013 8:58:20 AM

I'm wired

8/28/2013 9:28:04 AM

^

8/28/2013 9:42:52 AM

whoops, had the wrong day...

8/28/2013 9:43:59 AM

^i hate when that happens. all yesterday i thought it was monday and all this am ive thought it was tuesday

8/28/2013 9:49:19 AM

You guys have me concerned. It is Wednesday, right?

8/28/2013 10:00:29 AM

^^^^ maybe

8/28/2013 10:08:27 AM

nothing like proofing your wedding invitations to make you doubt the spelling of your own name

8/28/2013 10:43:03 AM

Some days I just want to run away. Far, far away.

8/28/2013 11:10:19 AM

I've made a terrible mistake

I'm Krallum and I approved this message.

8/28/2013 11:14:13 AM

8/28/2013 11:45:45 AM

^^^ Like a bird, Jenny?

[Edited on August 28, 2013 at 11:46 AM. Reason : lt dan!]

8/28/2013 11:45:50 AM

I don't quite understand how people who are sub-50s can manage to never check their email.

8/28/2013 11:54:28 AM

Maybe they check it but don't respond.

I'm Krallum and I approved this message.

8/28/2013 12:00:29 PM

i'm extremely hyper right now

8/28/2013 12:47:03 PM

Why couldn't I get more than 3 hours of sleep last night? I'm exhausted

8/28/2013 1:21:02 PM

me too. i wish i could chill out and quit shaking my leg

8/28/2013 2:26:32 PM

^

Also, this school must already know they're not going to accept me because they won't answer my fucking email

8/28/2013 2:48:24 PM

My laptop is in a very sad state. I need to do something before it kicks the bucket.

8/28/2013 6:57:43 PM

I'm watching the 2003 NC State vs. ND in the Gator Bowl........man our defense was NASTY!!!!!

8/28/2013 11:07:56 PM

The good ol days

I loved those games that year

That was BHS Brand football

[Edited on August 28, 2013 at 11:09 PM. Reason : J]

8/28/2013 11:09:06 PM

i miss the old settledown

8/28/2013 11:27:08 PM

^^ Yeah, that whole team was amazing! Glad I was able to make that bowl game. Good times!!! That was my (early) HS graduation gift that year.

8/28/2013 11:42:56 PM