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12/14/2013 1:19:12 PM

I think some girls are just self-conscious or they've had bad experiences. A bitten labia is not easily forgotten.

12/14/2013 1:20:23 PM

yep, those girls are worried about pussy stank

12/14/2013 1:28:04 PM

Quote :

"Not liking your pussy licked is an actual thing? Does not compute"

Yea man, I dated a girl who flipped the fuck out the first time I even started heading in that direction.

I wonder what happened in her past

[Edited on December 14, 2013 at 1:29 PM. Reason : LEARN TO FUCKING SPELL]

12/14/2013 1:29:36 PM

i mean depends on how hard they bite. i really hope a guy would know not to try and bite a chunk out of a girl wtf

as for pussy stank, uh showers are like a thing

12/14/2013 2:24:30 PM

It isnt that it doesnt feel good for me...it is just that once he starts I want it in me pretty much immediately.

12/14/2013 2:34:10 PM

I think a lot of women are just embarrassed by their vaginas. It's not necessarily the smell, but their attitude towards their own body parts. Or maybe it's just too sensitive to enjoy. I guess there are plenty of reasons why someone wouldn't want oral. At any rate, people are missing out, imo.

[Edited on December 14, 2013 at 2:40 PM. Reason : ^or that ]

12/14/2013 2:38:04 PM

^^ yea, it's pretty awesome when that happens

12/14/2013 2:43:29 PM

Quote :

"I've really got to take a massive shit. I had to do it last night, but I was too lazy to get up because my chair was so comfy. Then I didn't this morning because I was running late for work and it's been hectic so I haven't had a chance yet."

Props to being able to hold it that long.

12/14/2013 4:30:23 PM

He's going to blow an O ring.

12/14/2013 4:34:28 PM

Someome confess to someone else. I want to read the confession without doing any of the work.

12/15/2013 8:50:46 AM

Confess to meeeee.

12/15/2013 4:21:28 PM

Sunday evening seems like a good time for someone to confess to me

12/15/2013 8:34:58 PM

Confess to me. It's been a minute.

12/15/2013 8:52:25 PM

Quote :

" I once watched a porno with older (easily 60+ years old) people in it to see what I had to look forward to. It was very anti-climactic. "

Gross.

Quote :

"So over the last few months I've gotten to know a neighbor in my apartment complex. I initially asked her down for drinks because she was cute but after hanging out a few times it became evident that we would not hook up, which is fine because we've become like best friends. There was a Christmas party a few buildings over last night that my friends and I went to and I ended up inviting my neighbor to it. She was trying to help me pick up chicks and everyone got really drunk. My friend, neighbor, and I ended up in this other girls apartment whom I was trying to hook up with. So like I said we were very drunk and I'm not sure how this came up but they started touching each others boobs and I joined in....good times. Then a bit later I ended up kissing my neighbor...but then she started making out with my friend in hopes that it would get the other girl to make out with me...which didn't happen because it turns out she has a boyfriend. My neighbor and friend didn't hook up but I was a little bummed out by the whole situation. "

Super gay. Shoulda used the boob touching as the way in

12/15/2013 9:39:15 PM

12/16/2013 8:19:04 AM

Anyone do anything stupid this weekend they want to tell me about?

12/16/2013 8:26:08 AM

Confess to him ^ and entertain me!

12/17/2013 8:58:45 AM

Hook me up with a confession or 10 today. I may rattle on and on about my own life, but I can keep secrets quite well.

1/7/2014 3:06:10 AM

bttt. need to get it off your chest?

1/13/2014 2:41:16 PM

Quote :

"I want to play board games with t-dubbers, but don't want to invite myself. "

1/13/2014 3:34:24 PM

board game night...someone organize it

1/13/2014 3:35:10 PM

I have a tww board game group on facebook. PM me.

1/13/2014 3:36:18 PM

Quote :

" I take ownership of errant farts when I'm in public, like on the bus. Someone else will cut one, and I'll claim it, just to help someone out in case they're having a bad day. I like to consider myself a fart guardian angel. "

1/28/2014 10:21:52 PM

Quote :

"Elise's incessant whining makes me want to kill myself. Or never look at TWW again. Yet, I do. "

1/29/2014 11:55:43 AM

aaaahaha called the fuck out

1/29/2014 11:57:36 AM

Snow Day confessions currently being accepted.

1/29/2014 12:09:14 PM

Quote :

"I am right there with the confessor above! Elise's incessant whining and/or talking about her fetus is insane. You just cant get away from her shit. She even posts pregnancy bump pics in the beachbody thread just as an excuse to talk about being pregnant or showing off. Girl, you aren't the the first person to ever carry a baby!"

Yep. yep yep yep.

1/29/2014 1:00:44 PM

I don't think she's that bad.

Y'all should just be rude to her when you get annoyed.

1/29/2014 1:27:56 PM

you don't have fucking chatterbox

1/29/2014 1:28:56 PM

lol this thread

1/29/2014 1:29:33 PM

Quote :

"holy shit, I'm glad it wasn't just me who thought elise talked WAY too much about her kid"

1/29/2014 1:37:40 PM

yall are mean

1/29/2014 1:55:27 PM

haters ITT

also accepting confessions. this is your chance to send me a lewd pm.

1/29/2014 3:40:03 PM

Quote :

"Confession: We got drunk and sexted another couple last night. "

1/29/2014 6:07:25 PM

I wonder how that went...

1/29/2014 6:11:12 PM

Hooray for random confessions! But boo for the content of said confession. Someone needs a permaban.

Quote :

"I'm the one who saw ddks pic on reddit and I told her because I thought it wasn't right for someone to break her trust especially since it took a while to build back after the butt pic fiasco. "

followed by

Quote :

"Please put the word out it is legit I'd do it but I don't want to attract scorn for ending a good thing. "

1/29/2014 7:31:45 PM

Never trust the internet. Ever.

1/29/2014 7:44:39 PM

Why the fuck can't people just appreciate a good thing and leave it be where it is? There's always one.

1/29/2014 7:49:52 PM

I missed this.

1/29/2014 7:51:40 PM

what had happened was

tww can't have nice things

1/29/2014 8:30:33 PM

Quote :

"I was once in the ring with the real Texas Rattlesnake :3 :3 "

---Anon, MMXIV

1/29/2014 8:32:00 PM

Quote :

"Two months ago I was in a huge dry spell completely striking out with the ladies. Last night I turned down a threesome because I'm focusing on another girl right now. I don't understand anything anymore."

1/29/2014 10:40:57 PM

This thread and several other threads, for that matter, make me feel totally sexless.

1/29/2014 10:51:08 PM

sex is stupid

feelings are stupid

everything is stupid

1/29/2014 10:56:36 PM

your stupid

1/30/2014 12:07:26 AM

Says the person who used the wrong form of you're

1/30/2014 8:04:13 AM

I'm accepting confessions. My door is open all day.

1/30/2014 8:07:07 AM

Quote :

"I had an orgasm in my dream last night... which I'm pretty sure happens in real life when they happen in my dream. But that only happened because I haven't had sex in over three weeks."

1/30/2014 8:51:07 AM

If you die skeet in the matrix, you die skeet in real life

1/30/2014 9:13:49 AM