i care because it will make the iphone 5 more accessible to those of my income level

Quote :

"Girl you wrong for postin that picture of you and your friend. You aint had to do that to her you coulda used a little cropping. What a shame. "

[Edited on September 10, 2013 at 4:20 PM. Reason : and]

9/10/2013 4:19:33 PM

Quote :

"For the first time ever.... Tww doesn't care about the new iPhone launch. Lol looks like a flop apple."

But...but...you can get it in pretty colors now!

9/10/2013 4:25:02 PM

how does an iphone release flop before being put on the market lol

9/10/2013 4:26:45 PM

Can you get sick from an avocado that may have gone bad? Not totally bad, just kind of off or over over riped.

9/10/2013 8:16:25 PM

Gross.

9/10/2013 8:36:46 PM

I added lots of salt, pepper, lemon, and mayo to mask the strange taste. I still kind of sense it though.

9/10/2013 8:49:49 PM

Tastes like egg yolks to me.

9/10/2013 8:57:59 PM

http://www.technologyreview.com/view/519166/chinese-researchers-make-an-invisibility-cloak-in-15-minutes/

9/11/2013 8:33:12 AM

It's probably not going to be an all out flop just doesn't seem to have they same hype it's had in the past. The finger print home button seems cool tho.

9/11/2013 8:54:58 AM

got the new job, holla!

9/11/2013 9:08:53 AM

9/11/2013 9:50:44 AM

interestingly enough, it's very difficult to find a cat's penis if his balls have been removed
I ought to know this, as I grew up with a cat
and on many a bored occasion searched for his penis without success
k

9/11/2013 10:25:56 AM

9/11/2013 11:06:26 AM

9/11/2013 11:23:28 AM

I never realized watermelon rind pickles were sweet. I assumed they were salty-vinegary like regular pickles.

9/11/2013 1:03:31 PM

^if only it was christina model

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9/11/2013 3:04:10 PM

the fact that I'm quitting smoking really helped me at soccer today

I was in a constant state of anger, so I was going in for tackles with reckless abandon and generally playing aggressive as fuck...I haven't played that well in months

9/11/2013 9:43:51 PM

Love Viet verm bowl

9/12/2013 12:11:17 PM

*tap, tap* deleted!

9/12/2013 12:20:23 PM

TicketLeap

9/12/2013 1:03:17 PM

That damn Fiber One 80 (chocolate kind) commercial is SOOOOO FUCKING ANNOYING!!!

9/12/2013 1:39:33 PM

last night's 4 hours of sleep are getting to me.

9/12/2013 3:43:11 PM

Is verm short for vermin?

9/12/2013 3:44:55 PM

Flew a helicopter sim for 10 minutes. Crashed twice. Not my strong suit.

9/12/2013 4:30:39 PM

^^^ same

9/12/2013 4:35:35 PM

dating someone whose highest education level is high school. don't want to be picky, but.....

9/12/2013 4:39:19 PM

It makes me sad every time I have to pull money out of my savings account, even though it's for school.

9/12/2013 4:44:59 PM

remember that time i tried to change my life? but then the universe was all [no]

yeah, that time is now

[Edited on September 12, 2013 at 4:48 PM. Reason : ]

9/12/2013 4:47:53 PM

^ whatcha doin'?!

9/12/2013 4:52:17 PM

Pm sent

9/12/2013 5:27:10 PM

I want to know tooooooo!

9/12/2013 5:34:44 PM

verm = vermicelli

9/12/2013 5:37:56 PM

cause we all know what that is

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9/12/2013 5:39:23 PM

wasn't sure how to spell verm with an i or an a

9/12/2013 5:43:46 PM

We should go eat some pho together.

9/12/2013 5:44:56 PM

you should eat some dick together :^)

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9/12/2013 5:57:51 PM

Skinkle - is your phone still broked?

9/12/2013 7:45:24 PM

how you gonna booty call me and then back out. you live across the street!

9/12/2013 8:49:56 PM

Oops. Auto corrected to skinkle? Weird. Sorry skwinkle

9/12/2013 9:05:16 PM

Ill have the soup. acraw will have the dick.

9/12/2013 9:12:17 PM

I just got home from work a few minutes ago. It's been raining and my feet have been wet most of the way home. So I get home, take off my wet socks and then sit down to enjoy a nice dump. Since my feet are wet, I notice the soles are a bit wrinkled. And then I proceeded to rub off a shocking amount of dead foot/toe skin into a pile on the bathroom floor. /attractive

[Edited on September 12, 2013 at 9:22 PM. Reason : this was originally going to be a PM confession to Meg. but fuck it, i just live]

9/12/2013 9:22:10 PM

meh, pmonk probably won't care so long as you don't leave a mess, amd it ain't our floors... I think you're good

9/12/2013 9:25:58 PM

I hate when flights are delayed

9/12/2013 9:36:00 PM

I hate disability proctoring

everyone else finished in like 50 minutes, but there's this one faggot who's probably going to take the whole 3 hours

9/12/2013 10:03:24 PM

Are you saying being gay is a disability?

9/12/2013 10:07:23 PM

no, I'm just using "faggot" the way I use it 5-10 times a day, to mean "person I don't like"

heck, I even call inanimate objects "faggots"...if I reach into my 24-pack of Mountain Dews and it's empty, I usually call the empty box a faggot

I wouldn't call a gay person a faggot, though..that would be bigotry

9/12/2013 10:19:31 PM

but using that admittedly bigoted word to refer to people/objects you dislike/detest... is not bigoted, amirite?

Quote :

"I proceeded to rub off a shocking amount of dead foot/toe skin into a pile on the bathroom floor"

thats why you gotta use one of these (or a similar product) during your shower a few times a week. keeps your feet all smooth and sexy.

9/12/2013 11:02:06 PM

Nope, I got a new phone and got my old number switched over, finally. Aaron's family is in town though, so I have been pretty busy today. Sorry I didn't respond.

9/12/2013 11:19:17 PM

^^
not as bigoted

I was sort of self-satirizing there, though, good sir

9/12/2013 11:36:16 PM

Yay for completely fucked up sleep cycles! And for being incredibly exhausted during the day but only being able to sleep until around 5am. I really never knew what exhausted meant until about a week ago.

9/13/2013 6:17:00 AM