Ios7 ...not bad at all

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9/15/2013 4:20:19 PM

Probably shouldn't have watched The Notebook after watching my boyfriend drive away.

Fuck long distance relationships. My eyes hurt.

9/15/2013 5:35:52 PM

should i fly delta, united, or american airlines !? i feel like i have had shitty experiences on all of them but can't remember which is worst, help me TWW.

9/15/2013 9:19:05 PM

I like United. I feel like Delta is always twice the price of other airlines. I don't think I have ever flown American.

9/15/2013 9:21:06 PM

Delta has always been cheaper when I've flown

9/15/2013 9:22:47 PM

My poor car's spoiler. I ripped her off on accident tonight when backing up.

9/16/2013 1:36:01 AM

i had a dream that james woods was trying to kill me by strangling me and trying to pull me out of a jeep while a lady with cat eyes who looked like lisa marie presley watched on smoking and poking my boobs

9/16/2013 11:40:36 AM

DECATUR BEER FESTIVAL!!!!111116

9/16/2013 11:44:06 AM

Is it wrong to ask for a slightly higher pay rate when you are offered a job (it's a retail job...nothing fancy)?? And it would only be a $.10 increase or so.

9/16/2013 11:45:05 AM

Not at all! Salary negotiations are expected during the hiring process.

http://money.usnews.com/money/blogs/outside-voices-careers/2012/06/05/8-etiquette-tips-for-salary-negotiation

[Edited on September 16, 2013 at 12:04 PM. Reason : article]

9/16/2013 11:56:15 AM

between the shooting this morning and the apparent fiasco Miss America caused last night... I just want to crawl under a rock somewhere. Or maybe buy my own island...

9/16/2013 11:58:29 AM

^^ Oh ok. Damn. I asked about the pay but it hadn't "been keyed" yet when I inquired about it. I've worked for the company before so I guess I got a slight credit (although it's not guaranteed) so I don't know. Sucks that it's not more than it is. I was hoping I could call them and ask before I show up to sign off on it.

9/16/2013 12:02:33 PM

I have no idea why, but Ina Garten really irritates me.

9/16/2013 12:05:27 PM

my stomach is KILLING me

9/16/2013 12:14:06 PM

It is confusing knowing several people named Eric/Erik and having to remember to use the right letter for each one when you're talking about them all at the same time.

9/16/2013 1:45:47 PM

New Girl is back tonight!!!!!!!!!!!!

9/17/2013 9:07:15 AM

Quote :

"should i fly delta, united, or american airlines !? "

Depends on where you're flying to/from.

9/17/2013 9:28:36 AM

Omg minka!! Yes!!!!!

9/17/2013 10:04:58 AM

The internet's suggestions of throwing it on the floor and banging it on the desk didn't work. I guess I'm filing a warranty claim.

9/17/2013 10:31:34 AM

iPhone?

9/17/2013 10:53:16 AM

paper punch

9/17/2013 10:53:53 AM

lewl

9/17/2013 1:19:29 PM

I will kill the next person (over the age of 5) who comes to me and tells me they had diarrhea, and leaves shit in and on the toilet for me to clean up. FUCK YOU

9/17/2013 1:44:56 PM

I think that was the 4th time I've explained to my coworker how to listen to her voicemail on her new iPhone

9/17/2013 1:58:29 PM

there goes nothing. again.
FINGERS CROSSED!!!

9/17/2013 6:05:12 PM

fuck

9/17/2013 11:37:31 PM

lol, woke up while saying "you fucking cunt" and trying to swat away an arm that wasn't there.

talking in your sleep ftw

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9/18/2013 8:07:36 AM

http://petapixel.com/2013/03/01/photographer-captures-girlfriend-leading-him-around-the-world/

9/18/2013 9:59:48 AM

OLD

9/18/2013 10:00:03 AM

HELLO
http://instagram.com/p/UtLyq6Gs20/#

9/18/2013 10:05:06 AM

new to me

9/18/2013 10:06:24 AM

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9/18/2013 11:13:22 AM

^^^^Their world is the same color as LSD world

I'm Krallum and I approved this message.

9/18/2013 11:49:09 AM

Watching a show call Dates From Hell. I'm thinking, this will be funny... Nope, this chick is gonna get raped

9/18/2013 5:38:58 PM

I want to stay home and nap all day. Maybe watch some Netflix and cuddle my kitty.

9/19/2013 8:42:30 AM

9/19/2013 12:51:50 PM

That's gotta be fake as shit lol

I'm Krallum and I approved this message.

9/19/2013 1:24:37 PM

9/19/2013 1:55:28 PM

Mother fucker. Can I not have 6pm to 9am to myself for one fucking weeknight? I just want to play some god damned league of legends.

I'm Krallum and I approved this message.

9/19/2013 4:46:55 PM

Spent $63 on lunch today. Totally worth it.

About to order some room service, totally won't be worth it, but I won't be paying.

9/19/2013 5:20:22 PM

Nothing more relaxing than taking a big shit after a long day.

9/19/2013 5:27:59 PM

me too

9/19/2013 7:11:02 PM

It's been a week and my 4th toe still looks like a caterpillar and hurts.

9/19/2013 8:16:57 PM

Loooove iOS 7!

9/19/2013 9:24:07 PM

Excited to be single again!

9/19/2013 9:29:38 PM

FUCK YEA GET SOME

9/19/2013 9:31:34 PM

i miss my dog already. and i'm sort of creeped out sleeping alone in the apartment without her.

sigh

9/19/2013 9:53:46 PM

I wish I could go to Beachtoberfest

9/19/2013 10:13:48 PM

We got a new female user, y'all. Did anyone else notice that?

Where's the shark???

9/19/2013 10:43:14 PM

9/19/2013 11:20:16 PM