Quote :

"Also, you didn't play in the road as a kid?"

not even once. *shrug*

And I can only imagine how much of an ass beating I would have gotten if I did.

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9/24/2013 10:17:47 PM

I guess it depends on where you live, but that is where we did a lot of our playing. It was a small neighborhood consisting of two streets perpendicular to each other making a big T. Tons of kids lived there. That was my grandmother's house. Now at my dad's house playing on the street meant playing on 64 which was out of the question.

9/24/2013 10:21:32 PM

I grew up in the country without a lot of traffic or sidewalks. We played in the road all the time as kids. We'd sit at the end of our driveway looking for shark's teeth or draw with sidewalk chalk on the asphalt. Even if you don't play out at the end of your driveway or in the road, you're going to at some point either ride your bike or cross the road or retrieve a ball. . .

9/24/2013 10:23:24 PM

we used to play baseball/football in the road every afternoon

when a car came, we got out of the way...it never caused us any problems, nor did any of us ever come close to getting hit

9/24/2013 10:51:24 PM

road i grew up on had a 55 mph speed limit

9/24/2013 11:03:48 PM

someone else for the first time in a long while

9/24/2013 11:42:34 PM

My neighborhood branched off from a cul-de-sac-like piece of road and we played kickball, baseball and all sorts of things in the road. Anytime a car came, we just all yelled "CAR" really loud.

9/25/2013 12:03:16 AM

And that's why it makes you an asshole to steal a Deaf Child warning traffic sign.

9/25/2013 12:06:27 AM

I'd let Corbin Bleu put a baby in me so hard

9/25/2013 12:24:28 AM

the caffeinated soda was a bad idea i guess. now cant sleep

9/25/2013 1:05:22 AM

I love this job so much. So very very much. How did I stay sane at my last one with no breaks and constant whining?

9/25/2013 10:50:08 AM

I feel like I have been awake forever.

And I played in the road as a kid--private neighborhood with not a lot of traffic. Aside from riding bikes, I wouldn't let our son in our current neighborhood--not bc it's too busy but bc people go too fast. Annoying. They are supposed to put a sidewalk on our street though so that will be moot by the time he's old enough to ride his bike to a friend's house.

9/25/2013 12:22:33 PM

How much would you pay for really thick cashmere lounge pants if they are too big and you're only just okay with the color? I was just musing to myself about how I wanted some, and then I randomly stumbled on a bidding war. It seems like fate that I should have these pants.

9/25/2013 12:41:30 PM

A lot. They sound insanely comfortable.

9/25/2013 1:41:21 PM

ehh, sounds like a bad investment to me, unless the cashmere is machine washable. Lounge pants just get cheeto dust all over them, you don't want to have to dry clean them every time.

9/25/2013 1:50:00 PM

The auction ended, and I'm genuinely distraught about it.

9/25/2013 1:50:25 PM

disney can predict the future

9/25/2013 3:15:34 PM

that's so fucking old


also...

Woman must make 300 sandwiches before her boyfriend will propose to her...

http://nymag.com/thecut/2013/09/woman-must-make-300-sandwiches-to-earn-marriage.html?om_rid=AADZ3a&om_mid=_BSQ0DwB81V-n3Y

9/25/2013 4:05:47 PM

Whenever vinylbandit posts I have no idea what he's talking about

I'm Krallum and I approved this message.

9/25/2013 4:05:50 PM

either my clothes keep shrinking or i hit a late-in-life growth spurt

9/25/2013 5:12:37 PM

or you're getting fat?

9/25/2013 5:13:05 PM

stomach is killing me

9/25/2013 5:54:00 PM

^^its more like everything is getting shorter
like my t-shirts dont hang over my belt any more
i think my shoulders and chest grew making my shirts shorter
i think im turning into a man..

9/25/2013 7:24:20 PM

It's called puberty.

9/25/2013 7:32:53 PM

i'm not smart enough for grad school

9/25/2013 8:30:15 PM

I'm not smart enough for life.

9/25/2013 8:33:04 PM

http://joemygod.blogspot.com/2013/09/maine-former-president-george-hw-bush.html#disqus_thread

Quote :

"Another prominent Republican has come out in support of same-sex marriage — or at least, in support of one particular same-sex marriage. Former President George H.W. Bush served as an official witness this past weekend at the Maine wedding of Bonnie Clement and Helen Thorgalsen, co-owners of a Kennebunk general store. Thorgalsen posted a photo of the 41st commander-in-chief signing a set of documents for them at an outdoor celebration: “Getting our marriage license witnessed!” "

Quote :

"WaPo notes that other members of the Bush clan, including former First Lady Laura Bush, have endorsed same-sex marriage. "

9/25/2013 8:41:53 PM

Gotta go to a wedding this weekend and I want to dress as much like a pretentious cunt as possible

Think this will work?

9/25/2013 9:38:09 PM

I want some chipped beef.

9/25/2013 10:32:39 PM

am i really being too lazy to walk to my bed right now? i think i am

that sleepytime tea is for REAL.

9/25/2013 11:35:09 PM

Been wanting to try that. It work?

9/25/2013 11:39:14 PM

Today my puppy threw up on my bed, immediately went and pissed on my carpet, this after he chewed through my computer cord. Later on that little shithead managed to steal half of my meatball sub off of the table when I turned my head for one second. If he wasn't so cute I would've probably drop kicked him by now.

9/26/2013 12:00:51 AM

Headed to Atlantic Beach this weekend with my girls. Stoked.

9/26/2013 9:45:58 AM

^^lol

9/26/2013 9:47:44 AM

Date tonight.

9/26/2013 10:19:39 AM

these purple velvet couches are pretty awful

9/26/2013 2:43:17 PM

fuck, i think i may have the flu

woke up with a 100.5 temp and my body aches like a son of a bitch

and i have to work until 7 *waaaah*

9/26/2013 2:52:03 PM

Quote :

"these purple velvet couches are pretty awful"

Why are you at a strip club?

9/26/2013 2:58:59 PM

Cannot keep emotions in check today. Must attempt to appear sane. So very tired. Tomorrow is Friday, right?

9/26/2013 3:01:07 PM

It's Thursday. Do I need a better excuse?

9/26/2013 3:01:35 PM

Quote :

"Been wanting to try that. It work?"

I drank a mug of it and around 30 minutes later I was super sleepy and it took a lot more effort than it should have to walk from my couch to my bed. then again, I may have just been more tired than usual. for $2.50 a box it's worth a try at least. Also it's delicious.

9/26/2013 3:11:43 PM

Who else is jammin Moby right now?

I'm Krallum and I approved this message.

9/26/2013 3:56:02 PM

probably marshall mathers

9/26/2013 3:59:05 PM

This expense reporting software sucks so much ass.

9/26/2013 4:08:21 PM

trying to figure out how my temperature dropped from 100.5 to 98.8 in the span of an hour

BUT I STILL FEEL LIKE DOGSHIT

9/26/2013 6:02:26 PM

You was hot. Now you ain't.

9/26/2013 6:04:12 PM

pfft, i woke up shivering and that was my temp, so THERE

9/26/2013 6:05:20 PM

today was a good day

9/26/2013 6:06:10 PM

9/26/2013 6:43:05 PM

Facebook gets really slow when you delete everyone you don't actually communicate with and bald of those you did keep are hidden from your news feed.

9/26/2013 9:13:24 PM