jokes missed in the last several posts

whoosh

1/30/2014 9:26:41 AM

Turn my inbox green!

1/30/2014 12:22:24 PM

i'd take a confession

1/30/2014 12:24:03 PM

Vicodin is kicking in, so I'm in

1/30/2014 12:34:53 PM

I'll take confessions.

1/30/2014 1:02:32 PM

Quote :

"i listened to my neighbors have sex last night and enjoyed it"

1/30/2014 1:13:22 PM

We need less people wanting to get confessions and more people to give confessions.

That said, I'm open for confessions too!

1/30/2014 1:14:11 PM

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"I totally just dug through my trash to find the pack of cigarettes I threw out earlier this week I suck"

1/30/2014 5:57:14 PM

Did that earlier this month...though I was drunk at the time.

1/30/2014 6:14:27 PM

^^You have to break them in half.

1/30/2014 7:40:46 PM

Quote :

"I ordered weed through Silk Road for the first time on Friday. Part of me feels like some renegade that discovered a secret club (even though I learned how to do it on the internet in a forum anyone can see). Another part of me is absolutely fucking terrified of the feds busting down my door. I took all the necessary precautions (secure browser, paid with Bitcoin, encrypted communication, etc) but I can't help feeling paranoid. I picture my face plastered on The Slammer and people picking it up and thinking "He did WHAT? I thought he was smart." Then thanks to our fucked up system I'll never be able to get a good job again. Ugh, this will either be completely inconsequential or the dumbest thing I've ever done. I guess it's no dumber than the people who try to sneak weed onto a plane by putting it in shampoo bottles "

2/10/2014 12:42:37 PM

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"i'm getting fake boobies. yay! "

We will need some before and after photos in order to verify this claim...I'll set up and be the reviewer

2/10/2014 1:27:12 PM

what's the over/under for time it takes for a request for records to find out who wrote that PM?

2/10/2014 1:27:24 PM

^^^Just hope you didn't order it to be delivered to your home address.

2/10/2014 2:04:17 PM

Quote :

" I feel like if I drove my truck into a wall on the way home, it would relieve alot of pressure/stress that I'm feeling. "

2/14/2014 8:27:57 AM

Damn yo. no sense in that.

2/14/2014 6:11:15 PM

Quote :

" for all the bitching ddk did about elise, she sure took her place and one upped her as the most annoying to listen to in a goddamn hurry."

2/17/2014 3:27:37 PM

Quote :

"i'm not usually a jealous or worrisome person. but the rare time i get a bad feeling or notion it doesn't take long until it's manifested into the worst case scenario in my head and i can't focus on anything else. not work, not sleep, not even something as simple as making dinner. "

2/17/2014 4:08:16 PM

more like "PM random people with confessions passive-aggressive gossip"

2/17/2014 4:09:34 PM

Some one should start a "pm random shit talking that you are too much of a bitch to say to someone's face" thread

2/17/2014 4:24:47 PM

^there is already a thread for that...

it's called "the internet"

[Edited on February 17, 2014 at 4:26 PM. Reason : sfdafd]

2/17/2014 4:26:37 PM

I for one was at least not a pussy and bitched to her face

JUST SAYIN

2/17/2014 4:32:19 PM

^on the internet?

2/17/2014 4:48:47 PM

fair play

but she at least knew I was annoyed. shrug. I did not send all those confessions that apparently drove her off. that was errbody else

2/17/2014 4:50:48 PM

man, the TWW school of tuff'n up needs new leadership

2/17/2014 4:51:31 PM

if you can't stand the heat, get outta the kitchen

as soon as my sammich is ready

2/17/2014 4:53:32 PM

wait...so elise left?

2/17/2014 5:29:15 PM

That's too bad, she seemed like one of the nice ones.

2/17/2014 5:36:45 PM

2/17/2014 7:38:13 PM

did she leave or just finally have her baby? she'll be back, they always come back.

2/18/2014 9:58:02 AM

well, when she does, i bet i know what she'll post about. Maybe some of you better line up some xanax.

2/18/2014 10:21:29 AM

Quote :

"I resorted to sleeping in a technical tee last night because my night-sweats have been so bad lately. Surprisingly, I think it may have worked. It's going to be awkward when I start dating again though."

2/18/2014 12:40:12 PM

Quote :

"well, when she does, i bet i know what she'll post about. Maybe some of you better line up some xanax"

I still don't see how this shit is really all that bothersome to people

2/18/2014 1:17:20 PM

they're jealous

2/18/2014 1:34:08 PM

honestly i very rarely notice elise's posts. after years on TWW my ability to selective read posts is uncanny.

2/18/2014 1:40:49 PM

^^^^ wow, I could have "confessed" that.

I have definitely not been that sexy lately at night! For past month or two I've worn a tech shirt practically every night , I just feel so hot. If I'm naked then the sheets just get wet but with the shirt it just wicks away, but it's definitely not sexy. I can't wait until it's warmer outside and we can turn the central heating off-- then I can sleep in something sexy again.

2/18/2014 2:20:46 PM

^^do you two have different sleeping conditions? my heat turns off a night, down to low 60s and a fan going. i hate sleeping in heat or stagnant air.

2/18/2014 2:23:37 PM

yeah, I put the heat down like 8-10 degrees and put the ceiling fan on (I'd like it on high but he likes it on low) and if it was up to him I dont think he'd change the heat at all

[Edited on February 18, 2014 at 2:41 PM. Reason : also, he gives off a lot of heat ]

2/18/2014 2:41:03 PM

I have trouble co-habitating with cold natured people. I'm always hot (I rarely even have to run the heat in the winter) and cannot stand to be sitting around the house feeling hot and gross.

2/18/2014 2:51:19 PM

Quote :

"I'm lurking"

2/26/2014 10:14:04 AM

That is the most boring confession ever.

2/26/2014 11:45:23 AM

Quote :

"I don't think I realized how cute NCSUam0s is until she posted in the pet thread "

2/26/2014 4:30:34 PM

aww

2/26/2014 4:32:48 PM

She kinda looks like Swinkles?

2/26/2014 4:33:32 PM

she kinda looks like a younger leslie mann



[Edited on February 26, 2014 at 6:08 PM. Reason : ]

2/26/2014 6:05:42 PM

Quote :

"I still don't see how this shit is really all that bothersome to people"

+1

I, for one, am a fan of baby pics.

2/26/2014 6:36:54 PM

you guys getting night sweats need to get checked for diabetes (assuming your place isn't just too hot), its one of the warning signs/symptoms

2/26/2014 6:44:27 PM

Quote :

"My two new two crushes are ncsuam0s and ncsuhippie I've always thought ncsuam0s was cute, and im liking the fun side she is showing as of late. And I don't see a ring on her finger in her more recent pics! And ncsuhippie is also super cute and seems like a fun person to hang out with. I wish I hadn't blown an opportunity to meet her when a mutual acquaintance was trying to set us up."

werd. ladies, are you available?

Quote :

"I had another dream last night that I was having an affair with my best friend's wife. I kind of hope I have another one."

sweet dreams, Redacted

2/27/2014 1:18:31 PM

Who needs OKC when you have TWW Confessions?!

Also...confess to me!

2/27/2014 1:23:03 PM

^^lol i love the subtle confession game, bro.

2/27/2014 1:33:02 PM