^ you need to text me because I assigned you your very own text tone a few days ago.

10/16/2013 7:09:38 PM

I hope it's something vulgar

10/16/2013 7:22:34 PM

uh oh

10/17/2013 12:48:43 AM

Two more days left. So excited about sleeping in and being lazy!

10/17/2013 8:42:06 AM

The Air Force has archaeologists?

10/17/2013 9:07:27 AM

Meg come to DC and visit me.

10/17/2013 9:15:33 AM

^^that reminds me of the hike I did this past summer to an old aircraft that crashed into some mountains in the 1940s


[Edited on October 17, 2013 at 9:23 AM. Reason : neither here nor there]

10/17/2013 9:22:34 AM

My family calls me more and wants to do more stuff with me now that I'm knocked up. I can't decide if that is a good or bad thing.

10/17/2013 9:27:07 AM

10/17/2013 9:49:41 AM

I accidentally burned my hand while burning a bra yesterday. #FeminismFail

10/17/2013 9:57:37 AM

LunaK - January. I think.

10/17/2013 10:41:10 AM

Worst past 3 days

I mean who does that? Rude. Im offended but dont have a clue how to not be :-/

Brain may explode. :-(

10/17/2013 6:57:35 PM

Meg come to DC and visit me.

10/17/2013 8:00:32 PM

In bed by 8pm!

I'm so old.

10/17/2013 8:26:39 PM

I can't catch a break in this case

10/17/2013 8:28:20 PM

eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee! baby wiggles!

10/17/2013 8:36:52 PM

I am not coordinated enough to do Turkish get ups

10/17/2013 8:48:41 PM

I had a reason to put my thumb in my mouth that I can't quite recall. But while it was in there, I sucked on it a little, and I kind of liked it.

So I think I'm going to become an adult thumbsucker.

10/17/2013 9:32:53 PM

How long has it been since you sucked dick? Sound like you're due.

10/17/2013 9:33:54 PM

10/17/2013 9:47:49 PM

aint that some shit :-\

10/18/2013 7:35:41 AM

How are things with the slenderman?

10/18/2013 8:15:54 AM

Quote :

"So I think I'm going to become an adult thumbsucker."

bite your nails like a real adult

10/18/2013 8:22:19 AM

I want snuggles and carbs and naps and movies and hot apple cider.

10/18/2013 8:41:06 AM

there is not enough in this world for me to be able to deal with this woman

10/18/2013 8:47:11 AM

^^^I'm on it. My nails are a disaster right now. I like to bite the cuticles too until you're eventually just ripping chunks of flesh off your fingers.

^^That sounds awesome.

10/18/2013 8:55:07 AM

Quote :

"hot apple cider"

mmmm that sounds really good right now

10/18/2013 9:00:46 AM

Quote :

"I like to bite the cuticles too until you're eventually just ripping chunks of flesh off your fingers."

10/18/2013 9:01:45 AM

Quote :

"My nails are a disaster right now. I like to bite the cuticles too until you're eventually just ripping chunks of flesh off your fingers."

FANTASY RUINED

10/18/2013 9:16:15 AM

I think I will make a giant pot of chili this weekend.

10/18/2013 9:32:15 AM

^^I'm devastated. There's no reason for me to post here anymore.

10/18/2013 9:56:41 AM

GSP

10/18/2013 10:04:00 AM

MinkaGrl01

Quote :

"How are things with the slenderman? "

lol things are fine. my friendship doesnt annoy him. that was for another friend situation.

10/18/2013 11:23:30 AM

y'all bone down yet?

10/18/2013 11:26:01 AM

Sandra Lee is so ridiculous.

Oh just let me whip up some ham fritters while wearing this Anne Boleyn costume. Normal day at the office.

10/18/2013 1:05:48 PM

yeah but i like her. she always makes a cocktail.

10/18/2013 1:24:37 PM

I'm jealous. If I could get paid to "cook" in silly outfits all the time I would do it in a heartbeat.

[Edited on October 18, 2013 at 1:39 PM. Reason : two of my three favorite things!]

10/18/2013 1:38:32 PM

omg I hate Sandra Lee. UGH

10/18/2013 3:48:15 PM

^what about sara lee?

adultswim

Quote :

"y'all bone down yet? "

LAWL, no

[Edited on October 19, 2013 at 8:50 AM. Reason : ??]

10/19/2013 8:29:50 AM

jesus, the one time i try to go to mcdonalds there are 20 cars in the drive-through

fuck people

10/19/2013 9:10:41 AM

so much happy crying

10/19/2013 9:28:58 AM

no idea what you're talking about but i teared up a few times a couple of weeks ago

im' a grown man

i should not be tearing up at happy things

10/19/2013 10:02:45 AM

I am a major happy crier in general. I'm getting married next week, so reading over all the readings and whatnot is overwhelming. Plus I'm PMSing.

10/19/2013 10:05:32 AM

Oh snap, congrats!

10/19/2013 10:06:49 AM

^^ nice! well, except the PMSing

[Edited on October 19, 2013 at 10:08 AM. Reason : ]

10/19/2013 10:08:25 AM

i need people to call in and make appts bc im bored at work.

this is what i've done today -

(ORIGINAL)

(MINE I DREW TODAY)

10/19/2013 11:32:20 AM

lol, damn - that looks pretty good

10/19/2013 11:35:27 AM

^ dawww thanks

but that just shows how much time ive got on my hands.

and CONGRATS Skwinkle

Quote :

"I am a major happy crier in general. I'm getting married next week, so reading over all the readings and whatnot is overwhelming. Plus I'm PMSing. "

[Edited on October 19, 2013 at 11:40 AM. Reason : LOVE AND MARRIAGE, LOVE AND MARRIAGE...]

10/19/2013 11:38:08 AM

i'm just sitting here constantly refreshing. it's not helping.

[Edited on October 19, 2013 at 11:39 AM. Reason : ]

10/19/2013 11:39:18 AM

^ i am doing that as well.

and i ate all my chocolate.

sooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo bored

10/19/2013 11:40:10 AM