Qntmsis, think you could draw a tasteful nude portrait of me ?

[Edited on October 19, 2013 at 11:41 AM. Reason : hhhu]

10/19/2013 11:40:45 AM

only if you pose like such:

10/19/2013 11:49:52 AM

DRAW ME LIKE ONE OF YOUR FRENCH GIRLS

10/19/2013 11:51:16 AM

lol

10/19/2013 11:51:23 AM

draw me one of this OEP posts

10/19/2013 11:52:58 AM

^^^ like such?



^ ABSOLUTELY NOT!

[Edited on October 19, 2013 at 11:59 AM. Reason : :KISS:]

10/19/2013 11:54:22 AM

This post is ripe for the outside sales meme: https://www.facebook.com/JesseStay/posts/10153376959585113

10/19/2013 12:23:25 PM

Somebody teach me how to crochet

10/19/2013 12:36:38 PM

i want to cunt punch anyone that talks on their cell phone in the middle of a store


HAHAHA, this woman is basically yelling and said, "listen, listen, can you hear me?"

Everyone can fucking hear you

[Edited on October 19, 2013 at 1:30 PM. Reason : ]

10/19/2013 1:29:29 PM

^^ i will teach you

10/19/2013 2:17:18 PM

Me too!

10/19/2013 2:33:24 PM

TWW Stitch N Bitch!

10/19/2013 2:41:10 PM

What animal does this look like?

10/19/2013 3:47:18 PM

guinea pig

10/19/2013 3:50:42 PM

That or hamster

10/19/2013 3:55:28 PM

10/19/2013 3:58:03 PM

This fucking headache is an asshole.

10/19/2013 10:41:41 PM

Why am I watching Keeping Up With the Kardashians? Season 1 Episode 1. Totally old news. I'm so lame.

10/19/2013 11:10:45 PM

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10/19/2013 11:10:45 PM

New clothes and fair food make me a very happy girl!

10/20/2013 9:47:19 AM

Watching those crazy Duggars. Whew. Too many kids for me.

10/20/2013 10:27:20 AM

First fire of the season today.

10/20/2013 10:57:37 AM

Awesome day and time to go to the fair. Beautiful weather and the crowds were coming as we were leaving! Also, park and ride is the way to go. Fuck that traffic. Holy crap.

10/20/2013 3:03:36 PM

one of my best friends is going to be one who wants to be a millionaire!

10/20/2013 8:01:25 PM

"OH NADIA G'S BITCHIN HALLOWEEN SPECIAL IS ON. TURN THE CHANNEL. NOW."

I love my mom

10/20/2013 8:02:58 PM

^^^ which park and ride spot did you park at?

10/20/2013 8:13:18 PM

North Raleigh. Off Capital Blvd.

10/20/2013 8:14:10 PM

so one of the directors of operations for my company is super private. to the point he requested off work a couple years ago to get married, and no one knew - not even HR.

honestly, i think he's got a good mindset. being friends/chatty with people you work with - letting them in to know you personally and in non work related ways - may not be the best idea.

i purge my fb list once every couple months. and i think its now time to purge my work friends whom i share personal information with.

now im not saying im going to be a bitch to them and hate on them. i just wont be as... OMGHOWAREYOUHOWWASYOURWEEKENDSOHOWISYOURBOYFRIENDTYLERISGREATYOUKNOWWHOANNOYSME and so on and so forth.

i can be professional and friendly. but the trust...yea, its definitely not there for me with coworkers (except for the 8 that i will still be friends with outside of work - mind you we have over 500 employees with 27 offices)

this may get interesting.

10/20/2013 8:43:57 PM

30 min is not long enough for a layover

10/20/2013 10:00:23 PM

10/20/2013 11:08:42 PM

that guinea pig has a face of a sheep though

10/21/2013 3:34:23 AM

woot, up for nearly 48 hours so far

10/21/2013 4:15:25 AM

Ugh. Monday. We meet again.

10/21/2013 8:26:04 AM

came here to post something else

now i'm thinking bout this

10/21/2013 8:28:06 AM

Uh oh... I think I should have brought my popcorn to work today.

10/21/2013 9:09:30 AM

I just realized the roads are less congested on my usual commute now that football has started and the mornings are chillier. It's awesome, but I would also like to sleep a bit later.

10/21/2013 9:20:29 AM

The freedom to marry begins in today for gay couples in New Jersey. Some photos from when that decision was announced, and the weddings which started at midnight:

10/21/2013 9:37:23 AM

man i am craving red meat like crazy today




nom nom nom

10/21/2013 4:44:45 PM

^ totally didn't think about wanting meat until I just saw that. I can't even remember the last time I had red meat...

10/21/2013 5:05:35 PM

Kinda wish I could go to sleep until Saturday.

10/21/2013 5:09:56 PM

saturday is gonna be wicked awesome yo

10/21/2013 5:48:57 PM

WEDDING SAT IN BOSTON! HOLLA!

10/21/2013 5:53:34 PM

I've got a wedding this weekend in Wilmington. I'm the best man, my (pregnant) wife is a bridesmaid and my daughter is the flower girl. What should be a pretty awesome wedding weekend is probably going to be extremely stressful, especially because I'm having best man speech anxiety

10/21/2013 6:23:18 PM

^^^ Hope so. It's the getting there that is tiring.

10/21/2013 7:05:32 PM

I should have waited to quit my job until I bought shoes for Skwink's wedding

I'm sure I have shoes that will work, but I want new ones

10/21/2013 7:06:01 PM

that i am currently bangin a meredith graduate
not sure how to feel about that

10/21/2013 7:33:03 PM

10/22/2013 12:27:35 AM

ha, one of the few times I've laughed at american dad

Quote :

"That's weaksauce, Stan. Do not enter that sauce in the county fair because it is weak."

10/22/2013 2:15:26 AM

I have tomorrow off, and I'm missing the days where I knew people that were up this late on a Monday night who wanted to chill or do something.

10/22/2013 2:37:56 AM

^

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FAvnY5Uwd6A&t=58s

10/22/2013 2:53:12 AM