No, it's cool that I'm awake for absolutely no reason at 4am

10/22/2013 3:59:30 AM

Spaceship broken, parts needed

10/22/2013 6:30:11 AM

10/22/2013 6:44:08 PM

if you tell me to call you, you might want to answer the phone if you ever want me to call again

10/22/2013 7:50:37 PM

maybe the point is they DON'T ever want you to call again

also. i wish you could have surrogate gym-goers. that would be cool

10/22/2013 7:54:34 PM

Quote :

"maybe the point is they DON'T ever want you to call again"

That'd be fucking great, but I already don't call anyone unless they tell me to *shrug*

Hell, I don't even answer the phone 90%+ of the time

10/22/2013 8:01:37 PM

I love baby wiggles. And baby loves sprite.

10/22/2013 8:41:24 PM

dropped 10lbs - wonder if i should treat myself to a pizza

i might chow that fucker down like i used to and then have to puke my brains out since i have no doubt that my stomach has shrunk

10/22/2013 9:17:27 PM

i dont like changes!

10/23/2013 10:38:51 AM

Quote :

"i might chow that fucker down like i used to and then have to puke my brains out since i have no doubt that my stomach has shrunk"

that's called bulimia..... and if you are on a very strict diet (aka you are almost starving yourself) then the cells in your body operate under the idea that food is scarce, therefore when you scarf that pizza down your body will absorb the fats and store more of them in preparation for another food rationing

10/23/2013 10:43:05 AM

I didn't get coffee this morning, but I drank 32 ounces of sugar free Red Bull, and I'm still groggy. I'm afraid I has a problem.

10/23/2013 10:57:23 AM

It has been one of those mornings where I have been busy, but I don't think I have actually done anything at all.

10/23/2013 11:42:15 AM

I don't feel good.

10/23/2013 11:48:54 AM

fair

not feeling it

[Edited on October 23, 2013 at 11:57 AM. Reason : ^^^^That's not bulimia. ]

10/23/2013 11:55:27 AM

Shit

10/23/2013 7:52:16 PM

people are really fucking annoying sometimes

10/23/2013 7:56:25 PM

Most of the time. I have two conversations with people, one with my mouth and the one in my head where I repeatedly tell them to leave me alone.

10/23/2013 8:04:05 PM

I just used a fucking straight iron no my hair for shits and giggles

It was fun

10/23/2013 8:49:34 PM

I got hit by the allergy truck while I was sleeping. Ugh.

10/24/2013 7:35:37 AM

^^ tyler will use my straight iron to iron his collars down on his buttondown shirts for work rather than ironing them regularly

10/24/2013 8:18:02 AM

Half day tomorrow

Also fuck the USPS, they're not going to get me my Bane mask in time for my Halloween party this weekend.

10/24/2013 8:51:18 AM

10/24/2013 11:42:51 AM

Gus is losing his shit today. He is staring at the front door, scratching at the bottom of it. I have absolutely no idea why, but it's freaking me out.

10/24/2013 12:43:22 PM

SPIRU-TEIN

10/24/2013 1:37:05 PM

So if I have to rock the baby for its entire nap time I get to nap, too, right? Because I did. And it was awesome.

10/24/2013 3:22:54 PM

Why do people have viewings/wakes? Why do people want to see and sit around the body of someone who has passed away? I find it very morbid

10/24/2013 3:41:55 PM

I don't care for any of it. My family is super southern so everyone has a viewing and wake and I don't go. I have explained to my immediate family how I feel and luckily they understand. I skipped my grandfather's viewing and my granny kept trying to convince me to go down to the funeral home to see him. I refused. I know I should think about granny's feelings but that stuff itls just weird to me. It isn't for the deceased, it is for the living relatives. I've told my family to skip all the crap and cremate me and plant a tree or a garden and dump me in there. Save their money for living.

10/24/2013 3:47:37 PM

My mom's friend died on monday, they've been friends since they were 15. I didn't really know the deceased but she wants me to go her. I just want to sit out in the car and read while she goes in there but I know my mother and she's a talker. It going to be a long night.

10/24/2013 3:59:55 PM

What's really bad is when your parents/grandparents take pictures of them!

10/24/2013 5:15:39 PM

So exciteddddd to see so many people this weekend and to be a part of Skwink and Fareako's nuptials!

[Edited on October 24, 2013 at 7:02 PM. Reason : Yay]

10/24/2013 7:01:46 PM

I heard an interesting song while at the grocery store today

I thought it was by some new artist trying to be the next Lauryn Hill

It turned out to be a 9-year-old song by Natasha Bedingfield that I somehow had never heard before:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=e5RuGj0g1tk

[Edited on October 24, 2013 at 7:05 PM. Reason : Read some Byron, Shelley, and Keats, recited it over a hip-hop beat.

10/24/2013 7:04:13 PM

ugh this cold weather just makes me want to eat comfort food and wear sweat pants every day!

10/24/2013 7:13:56 PM

You gon get fat.

10/24/2013 7:15:25 PM

maybe I should. I hate layering in the winter.

10/24/2013 7:20:59 PM

Got paid today

Noticed taxes went up and I'm going to bring home $800/yr less

10/24/2013 7:22:02 PM

10/25/2013 1:10:52 PM

Yogurt based French onion dip is amazing.

10/25/2013 2:58:57 PM

Thinking about Kiwi's taint... Again.

10/25/2013 3:19:39 PM

I've felt like crap all day

10/25/2013 3:20:05 PM

Me too! What's up, sick buddy?

Mine's from a flu shot, though. Self-inflicted. Still bullshit.

10/25/2013 4:37:52 PM

LOL Indians

Quote :

"Hi.. I am daef . i am bodybuilding. i feeling like very arnold bodybuilding."

10/25/2013 10:17:09 PM

^racist

10/25/2013 10:34:53 PM

Apparently gettin' buggered up da batty is now considered "art" in the UK: http://www.huhmagazine.co.uk/5781/art-student-plans-to-publicly-lose-anal-virginity

10/26/2013 7:06:53 PM

I'm not gay. But sometimes I'd like to do lewisje up the butt.




Just so we could talk afterwards.

10/26/2013 7:36:06 PM

Thanks to Candy Crush our bank's fraud prevention called my husband this afternoon.

10/27/2013 12:10:05 AM

Well that was fun.

10/27/2013 3:09:32 AM

Worst sleep ever.

10/27/2013 5:52:20 AM

Our acquaintances that planned attempted (and failed) to plan their wedding two weeks before ours after we had already set a date just announced that they are due with their first baby...one week before we are. Lol.

10/27/2013 10:10:27 AM

Ahahaha. I bet you just love that.


(bitch.)

10/27/2013 10:33:24 AM

Wrong thread.

[Edited on October 27, 2013 at 11:16 AM. Reason : . ]

10/27/2013 11:15:39 AM