I want to call in sick tomorrow so I can kill myself.

8/18/2009 10:37:27 PM

when did lucyinthesky get cute?

8/18/2009 10:37:29 PM

Do not be fooled. She is a bot.

8/18/2009 10:38:34 PM

I'da said 2004?

8/18/2009 10:38:34 PM

I'd hit it. with a rock. again.

8/18/2009 10:40:27 PM

makes sense

methinks my last encounter was circa '03.

8/18/2009 10:41:06 PM

Eleusis, I will kill you til you die. Or until Mom yells at me.

And, yeah, I was a late bloomer.

8/18/2009 10:44:58 PM

you're like a fine wine. gets better with age.

8/18/2009 10:47:27 PM

And I come in a box

8/18/2009 10:54:48 PM

if I were a guy I'd say


"I come in lots of boxes"

but since I'm a girl that wouldn't make sense

so someone else can take the opening lucy gave you (lololol)

8/18/2009 10:55:51 PM

I come in lots of boxes

(thanks shawna)

8/18/2009 10:57:41 PM

Mwuahaha. We're on the same wavelength.

Like a fine wine, I am wet.

8/18/2009 10:58:52 PM

BUT HOW ARE YOUR LEGS?

8/18/2009 10:59:49 PM

Like a fine wine, she tastes....dry and bitter?

8/18/2009 11:00:04 PM

i was going to look at your profile but decided not to cause you can see who does.

8/18/2009 11:01:16 PM

O_o

8/18/2009 11:01:25 PM

fuck you airtran airlines.

because i have a busted ankle and i can't travel, you're making me pay $75 to cancel my flight for the weekend.

you suck


oh wait the insurance company has to pay this shit. sweet

[Edited on August 18, 2009 at 11:05 PM. Reason : .]

8/18/2009 11:01:53 PM

Like a fine wine, I am very esspensiB.

8/18/2009 11:07:48 PM

stomped as a child?

8/18/2009 11:08:53 PM

That was the quickest trip to Raleigh and back ever.

8/18/2009 11:09:54 PM

MY HEAD HURTS

i've said this before, but i'll say it again: i am never going to PR again the service blows

8/18/2009 11:11:11 PM

like, Player's Retreat????

uummm, yeah.

8/18/2009 11:13:50 PM

fuck Puerto Rico, there are far better US territories


American Samoa ftw

8/18/2009 11:14:05 PM

Mmmmmmmmm cake love commercial

8/18/2009 11:14:33 PM

I'm really excited about New Moon coming out.

8/18/2009 11:22:35 PM

in other news, sawahash has a vagina.

8/18/2009 11:23:20 PM

the twilight books were so awesome, but twilight the movie was extremely disappointing.
im hoping new moon will be better.

8/18/2009 11:28:32 PM

I'm also excited about Alice in Wonderland

and Percy Jackson and the Olympians: The Lightning Thief

8/18/2009 11:31:44 PM

I am reading Twilight now

and I must say

the books are NOT awesome


unless you're thirteen

8/18/2009 11:32:55 PM

Are you reading them all? Or are you stopping now? I agree they aren't very well written, but it was still one of those you wanna know what happens next type of books.

8/18/2009 11:38:31 PM

established writers, as a rule and professional courtesy, tend to publish only positive reviews of other professional writers. they leave the nasty shit to the critics.

however, when you have the likes of stephen king and tim o'brien decrying twilight because it cheapens their trade, then something's up.

8/19/2009 12:00:53 AM

but women have to learn to read, too, ya know

8/19/2009 12:06:30 AM

I really need to start with the anti-inflammatories

8/19/2009 12:20:40 AM

I NEED TO GO TO BED SO I CAN WAKE UP ON TIME TOMORROW.

SERIOUSLY.

8/19/2009 12:21:17 AM

that 70s show is entertaining tonight.

obviously loopy

8/19/2009 1:19:37 AM

where the fuck are my facebook friend requests


jk

8/19/2009 1:51:04 AM

^haha i thought about posting my facebook link in your thread

8/19/2009 1:52:05 AM

im wearing my retainers guys

8/19/2009 1:52:51 AM

ugh...time to change a diaper.

8/19/2009 2:01:24 AM

Quote :

"im wearing my retainers guys"

what does this even mean?

8/19/2009 2:02:02 AM

false alarm...lots of pooting

hopefully not a warning of what is to come

8/19/2009 2:02:49 AM

idk i guess like women with a mouth full of metal is hot?^^

[Edited on August 19, 2009 at 2:03 AM. Reason : .]

8/19/2009 2:03:00 AM

^^I was concerned. until I read your previous post

[Edited on August 19, 2009 at 2:03 AM. Reason : ^]

8/19/2009 2:03:21 AM

i still think a metal mouth is sexy...no idea why. maybe not a full set of braces, but that permanent retainer you get put in, or a plain metal tongue ring.


^ lol!!! i'm staying with my boyfriend's brother tonight. he has to have someone sleep with him and both he and his mother have to get up early, so I volunteered. you have to check his diaper constantly, but usually it's just pee at night. he's 21, but he's autistic with some other brain issues. i think the way they put it is that some of the gray matter in his brain leaked into the white matter.



[Edited on August 19, 2009 at 2:06 AM. Reason : lol]

8/19/2009 2:04:13 AM

omigod you are brave to do that elise. i admire you!!

i'm wearing my retainers my whole head readjusted when i slid them in my mouth

8/19/2009 2:07:41 AM

Quote :

"my whole head readjusted when i slid them in my mouth"

I had a girl tell me this the other night

8/19/2009 2:08:54 AM

it's no problem, really. at least not yet... he's being pretty cute. he'll roll over and hug the crap out of my arm. every time i check his diaper he says "no elise, 'snot wet, didn't poop, just gas"

8/19/2009 2:09:10 AM

but still i would freak out

8/19/2009 2:13:34 AM

hmmm maybe if i took a muscle relaxant it would help me sleep

8/19/2009 2:15:32 AM

i hope i dont fall asleep in the shower

8/19/2009 2:15:55 AM