Don't even talk to me about health problems.

I'm having surgery December 9th to have a kidney stone removed and stent placed.

AND when they did my CT for the stone, they found that I have a pelvic stress fracture from running. And I use the term running very loosely.

11/26/2013 8:39:14 PM

i finally created a wikipedia account so i can correct all the god damn spelling errors i constantly see

11/26/2013 9:38:11 PM

Right on. I created a Wikipedia account so I could make updates to Good Times...the television show.

11/26/2013 9:50:33 PM

lmao

11/26/2013 9:56:10 PM

hi

11/26/2013 10:18:38 PM

sup

11/26/2013 10:18:51 PM

nuttin

11/26/2013 10:23:59 PM

o hai

11/26/2013 10:30:07 PM

Why is 919-867-5309 no longer a valid Harris Teeter VIC phone number? That cost me $1.03 today.

11/26/2013 10:59:41 PM

^^ where have you been?

11/26/2013 11:00:36 PM

Quote :

"nuttin"

gross

11/26/2013 11:01:29 PM

well this place is already dead

and my legs are sore as balls

11/26/2013 11:09:26 PM

So are y'all's balls generally sore?

11/27/2013 1:25:18 AM

11/27/2013 7:41:14 AM

Awwwwwww

11/27/2013 7:42:45 AM

I would throw that fucking cat across the room

11/27/2013 8:17:08 AM

And that is why I would hit that 3^ but not that ^

11/27/2013 8:20:09 AM

11/27/2013 8:59:19 AM

That dude has a really low bed.

This is going to be the longest 1/2 day or work ever.

11/27/2013 9:00:26 AM

hahaha that is so my cat but only 15 lbs bigger still thinks he's a kitten though

11/27/2013 9:26:07 AM

doooooom

11/27/2013 9:51:20 AM

Another 4 day weekend then December is so busy is should pass by in a furious way.

11/27/2013 10:10:31 AM

I've just joined Simple, the online bank for hipsters with smartphones, tablets, or iTouch (thx evan): https://bank.simple.com/friends/3f78aeb9-755d-d147-e97c-6e6f3f4ace73

11/27/2013 12:38:45 PM

Yesterday marks the first day I've ever worked in the food service/retail industry. Today marks the first day I've had to deal with assholes. Also, I was supposed to be trained yesterday and today (yesterday's training consisted of me doing deliveries, giving directions, and doing most of the in shop things between running in and out), that was not a thing that happened...

Also, there were conflicting hypotheses on how busy today would be. The place is in RTP. Some people expected it to be deserted as it's the day before Thanksgiving, but some expected it to be packed because a. raining, and b. no one wants to work Friday, so they do everything today and have a four day weekend.
What do you do? Work today and not Friday?

...I wish I could take Friday off, but instead my boss at my first job is coming in late so I have to get in early to open... ><"

11/27/2013 4:57:19 PM

I'm ready for Flipsgiving!!

11/27/2013 5:37:47 PM

You can tell most people are off work today - this place is dead

11/27/2013 5:52:51 PM

^^Where do you work?

11/27/2013 8:35:30 PM

Thank the Lord for percocet. I did two hours at the gym this morning and it was the wrong thing to do with my body's current fuck uppedness.

11/27/2013 9:29:36 PM

I always cry when I watch Field of Dreams

11/27/2013 9:44:38 PM

I'm so tired of cooking. Being a responsible adult at Thanksgiving kind of bites. I miss just showing up and stuffing my face.

11/27/2013 9:49:25 PM

I hope the food I cooked last night tastes good.

11/28/2013 8:03:32 AM

lol I hear my mom in the other room on the phone with her sister trying to explain facebook

11/28/2013 8:59:15 AM

You should explain TWW to them

11/28/2013 9:04:31 AM

My husband thought that it would be ok to get into the apple pie I made yesterday.

Asshole.

11/28/2013 9:23:41 AM

Happy Thanksgiving everyone!

11/28/2013 9:46:33 AM

Happy thanksgiving!!!!

And happy Hanukkah!!

11/28/2013 10:52:15 AM

Richard Simmons was in the Macy's Parade; dressed like Beetlejuice, riding a turtle, and being followed by people dressed as white rabbits in pink basketball uniforms. #YOLO

11/28/2013 10:53:55 AM

wow, it's so depressing to hear a horrible new song by an artist you used to like and respect. much more personally offensive than a shitty song by someone you never heard of... makes me question my own taste

11/28/2013 2:30:40 PM

^My first guess is Lady Gaga.


Anyway, TIL that Rielle Hunter was first in the news (as Lisa Druck) for the murder of her horse by a man hired by her father in the start of his insurance-fraud scheme: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Horse_murders

Quote :

"In fact, says Burns, Druck personally taught him how to rig the wires to electrocute Henry the Hawk: how to slice an extension cord down the middle into two strands of wire; how to attach a pair of alligator clips to the bare end of each wire; and how to attach the clips to the horse—one to its ear, the other to its rectum. All he had to do then, says Burns, was plug the cord into a standard wall socket. And step back."

-William Nack and Lester Munson, Sports Illustrated, 1992

11/28/2013 2:39:10 PM

My apple pie kicked ass. The sweet potato casserole was adequate, but my stepsister brought one too and they are all familiar with it so hers was devoured before mine.

11/28/2013 3:56:38 PM

^^beck

11/28/2013 4:12:03 PM

is cookout on western closed?

11/28/2013 8:43:09 PM

11/28/2013 9:29:52 PM

Lol. I just saw that on pinterest. My husband says that is me.

11/28/2013 9:37:27 PM

definitely not where I saw it

11/28/2013 9:41:01 PM

It's appears that it's time to get another perm if I'm going to keep wearing my hair curly. I didn't like the perm at first, but once it relaxed. . .I kinda fell in love with it. But I know my hair looks better straight as long as I fix it, but I usually don't take the time to fix it. Ugh. What to do...

11/28/2013 9:48:05 PM

When the machines become sentient...

...this will be the result.

11/29/2013 3:18:20 AM

Apparently my breast is a natural hand rest.

11/29/2013 9:58:01 AM

Lmao
Do tell the story behind that one.

11/29/2013 11:20:05 AM

I gained a pound yesterday. But it was a very yummy pound.

11/29/2013 11:53:53 AM