^^ lol discount double check your wife dawg. she be at the milkman's place

[Edited on December 3, 2013 at 11:29 AM. Reason : dd]

12/3/2013 11:29:28 AM

might be going to Brazil in a monthish time

that would be very cool

hopefully I didn't just jinx it


also I am NOT crazy for liking to split up my sleep

http://disinfo.com/2013/08/how-our-ancestors-used-to-sleep-twice-a-night-and-highlighting-the-problem-of-present-shock/

[Edited on December 3, 2013 at 11:52 AM. Reason : haHA]

12/3/2013 11:35:07 AM

Ugh, I am battling that right now. I wake up at 3 every day. I can't get back to sleep until ~7, which sucks, because I can't really go back to sleep then. But I definitely fare better when I embrace it instead of trying to fight my weird sleep cycles.

12/3/2013 11:55:30 AM

a month from now, I'll be in spain


its also my birthday

12/3/2013 2:20:15 PM

OMG, I have to actually go do something at work.

12/3/2013 2:26:10 PM

My boss is having a really nice cocktail party on Thursday for the holidays. Many higher ups from my company will be there (like the CEO, CFO, etc.). What should I bring as a gift?

HALP!

12/3/2013 3:58:43 PM

A nice bottle of wine? Fancy cheese platter that comes with a board and knife? Fancy bottle of booze? Fancy cigars?

12/3/2013 4:00:36 PM

^ I didn't want to do wine because everyone does wine. I thought about the booze, but wasn't sure if that was bad etiquette. I suck at this stuff.

The cheese is actually a really good idea! His wife is a gourmet chef so I'm sure they would appreciate good cheese.

Thanks!

12/3/2013 4:06:08 PM

Definitely try to shop more for the wife. If you impress her, even marginally, it will probably pay off more with him going forward.

12/3/2013 4:10:35 PM

Should I get the Samsung Galaxy S4 (just hate losing my unlimited data)??? This Thunderbolt I have is ridiculously SLOW.

12/3/2013 4:20:57 PM

Orrrr...you can buy my Galaxy S3 (32GB) and keep unlimited.

12/3/2013 4:34:06 PM

After looking at a bunch of recipes for tea sandwiches and fancy cookies and scones and whatnot, I want to have a legit tea party. I wish I didn't live far away from everyone I know, because I think I could get some people on board with that if I was closer.

12/3/2013 4:44:51 PM

^ If I am allowed to pour wine in my teacup, then I will come
(as long as it's after December, because this month is )

12/3/2013 4:57:26 PM

Everyone at work is annoying the shit out of me today

12/3/2013 5:04:16 PM

^^^that's one of the things I'm really looking forward moving back to Raleigh for. Maybe it's cheesy but my friends and I used to have tea parties atleast once a month before I moved away.

[Edited on December 3, 2013 at 5:06 PM. Reason : ]

12/3/2013 5:05:14 PM

so busy at work today but didn't care cause I was in such a good mood

12/3/2013 5:40:21 PM

I love tea parties! I'm having my baby shower at the old English tea room and I had my bridal shower there too.

12/3/2013 6:06:12 PM

New chairs! Yay!


Ooh baby shower. I want to come!


Just kidding, I know how annoying it is when someone backs you into a corner and pokes you in the chest letting you know you better be invited to something. So much so I'm thinking about making a passive aggressive Facebook post.

[Edited on December 3, 2013 at 7:26 PM. Reason : ]

12/3/2013 7:25:42 PM

are you passive-aggressiving toward all the people on here who said they better be invited to something?

12/3/2013 7:29:09 PM

The tea party will be packed full of the grandmothers' friends. We are having a casual drop in shower at our house with heavy apps and beer that everyone can come to. The more the merrier. We need baby stuffs.

[Edited on December 3, 2013 at 7:32 PM. Reason : .]

12/3/2013 7:32:01 PM

^^no, not TWW people. Real life people who are assholes and literally poked me in the chest against a wall.

^saweeeeeeet

12/3/2013 7:51:13 PM

HEY

Change the subject, Im' bored

12/3/2013 7:51:48 PM

Well, at my house we were just talking about how EMCE is one of the coolest TWW users.

12/3/2013 7:53:53 PM

moving in the right direction

12/3/2013 7:56:55 PM

We also have Fireball.

12/3/2013 8:29:05 PM

Aww shucks....

[Edited on December 3, 2013 at 8:31 PM. Reason : Can't wait to see you on Xmas eve, meg]

12/3/2013 8:30:49 PM

why does my dryer always break at the worst possible time? I have houseguests on friday and there's no laundromat close by.

12/3/2013 8:51:02 PM

Do you still live in Canada?


Also. I'm glad these chairs I ordered are not effing ugly. I was worried they'd be more flamboyant than they looked online.

12/3/2013 9:24:17 PM

^always a good thing. I dunno if I would want to buy furniture online, seems risky

12/3/2013 9:53:56 PM

Well, I asked a friend who had bought the same style/brand, as well as checked them out in store. Just ordered a different fabric online. It isn't the high end stuff, but good enough for us considering I've been using my old college furniture. Forever.

12/3/2013 9:57:49 PM

NOVA, your lack of newness is killing me

12/3/2013 10:14:49 PM

ugh I just remembered I forgot to move over laundry

I hate laundry

12/3/2013 10:28:08 PM

yep, up in murrica's hat where there's snow on the ground 6 months of the year


I'm thinking of buying a headboard online, but I don't think I could buy real furniture, because i'm way too skeeved out thinking that the fabric will be horrible and I'll hate it.


oh well, choice is the opiate of the masses.

http://www.spiegel.de/international/zeitgeist/philosopher-renata-salecl-on-the-tyranny-of-choice-a-907961.html

12/3/2013 10:33:37 PM

I feel really bad for the for the fox 50 anchors that have to do this what's trending segment

I get *why* they do it...but they totally act like they hate it.

12/3/2013 10:43:07 PM

I am way too paranoid about some things. Ugh. Why do I have these thoughts?

12/3/2013 10:53:31 PM

^^^ interesting read

12/3/2013 10:54:51 PM

This morning is one of the mornings where I am intensely happy I have less than 3 weeks left to work this year, and possibly less than three weeks left at this job.

12/4/2013 7:36:49 AM

Did this woman just spoke Spanish to me

12/4/2013 10:01:11 AM

did you just spoke english on here?

[Edited on December 4, 2013 at 10:05 AM. Reason : ]

12/4/2013 10:05:16 AM

ok, this has made me even more nervous for tomorrow...

12/4/2013 10:34:03 AM

Lunch

12/4/2013 10:42:54 AM

haha fuck. I was saying it out loud and 'spoke' sounded righter than speak.

12/4/2013 10:47:17 AM

"righter"

12/4/2013 10:51:38 AM

headache

12/4/2013 11:13:40 AM

It's pretty gross out. Wish it was a little colder though. Then I'd have a good reason to break out my Crockpot

12/4/2013 11:28:23 AM

Hope can finish the career transition b4 my B-D which is 1.5 month later from now.

12/4/2013 11:42:04 AM

The Trader Joe's bagger lady asked me if I wanted to put my newly purchased reusable grocery bags in a paper bag.
I'm not even kidding. Then she seemed surprised when I said no.

12/4/2013 1:47:53 PM

did she seem ?

When Rachel takes reusable bags with her to stores, they apparently often bag things, then put those bags in her bags.

12/4/2013 2:06:08 PM

If I still have a caffeine headache after drinking an energy drink, does that mean it's not a caffeine headache?




stop the world, i wanna get off

12/4/2013 2:08:12 PM

My dad just butt dialed me again. He does that like once a week. I am not sure how you even do that with a smartphone.

12/4/2013 2:08:55 PM