^^ I miss talking to you

12/22/2013 12:56:29 PM

Quote :

"did this bitch just say anchorman and scott pilgrim were the worst movies ever?"

Yeah bitch.

12/22/2013 1:52:18 PM

^ hey girl.

12/22/2013 1:55:48 PM

Thanks to glittery advances in gift bag technology, it now appears as though a stripper exploded over my bed.

12/22/2013 3:04:35 PM

i can't believe i'm watching football even though my boyfriend isn't here. i've become such a creature of habit.

12/22/2013 3:17:05 PM

jesus, she completely ignored me

12/22/2013 4:05:34 PM

^

12/22/2013 4:10:11 PM

We've only liked each other for years and are now both single at the same time

So I guess being ignored is better than....nope, it's the worst god damn thing that could have happened.

12/22/2013 4:32:58 PM

you should just relax. you're probably reading too much into whatever it is that's happening.

12/22/2013 4:37:20 PM

no way, bro. She's banging another dude right now and laughing about your pathetic attempt at picking her up! that's the only possible thing going on!!!

well, that's what I would assume if it were me in your situation

12/22/2013 4:39:13 PM

^^ I wish/hope

^ lol

[Edited on December 22, 2013 at 4:40 PM. Reason : ]

12/22/2013 4:40:09 PM

Video of Jack nodding off during his lunch yesterday. Sorry for the vertical view.

12/22/2013 6:47:08 PM

I really wish the other video I worked on about ancient Chinese history had thrown up a caption for each name or Chinese word like this one did. Makes life much easier.

12/22/2013 6:54:54 PM

i've been high on cough syrup all day. trippy mayne

12/22/2013 7:55:18 PM

everything hurts

12/22/2013 8:02:10 PM

i am wondering what kind of gun is this dude firing at the cop

http://vitaminl.tv/video/1672?ref=rcm

is that gun shooting bolts of current???

12/22/2013 8:03:39 PM

Quote :

"you should just relax. you're probably reading too much into whatever it is that's happening."

Well, apparently other people say she goes completely emotionally vacant/unavailable when there's the slightest chance of getting with someone she likes.

So yea...that's...great le sigh. at least that solves the mystery

12/23/2013 1:45:57 AM

This is going to be the weirdest work week ever. I feel like it's Thursday or something already.

Also, started swapping messages/texts with this chick I met online...pleasantly surprised so far.

12/23/2013 9:12:46 AM

please tell me opie is trolling

12/23/2013 9:16:03 AM

I am having a really hard time deciding what to make for Christmas for some reason.

12/23/2013 10:27:27 AM

Quote :

"We've only liked each other for years and are now both single at the same time "

AKA "I've crushed on her for years, and I feel like she flirts with me every now and then."

12/23/2013 10:38:10 AM

I was poked by a needle 5 times today. vaccine, blood draw, and stupid bottle of orange flavored sugar water.

12/23/2013 10:56:19 AM

12/23/2013 12:09:34 PM

^ lol

Quote :

"AKA "I've crushed on her for years, and I feel like she flirts with me every now and then.""

if it were just me saying it, I'd agree 100%

[Edited on December 23, 2013 at 12:43 PM. Reason : ]

12/23/2013 12:42:53 PM

gotta go finish christmas shopping...

12/23/2013 1:23:27 PM

Hmmm, so I applied for an internal job in Hawaii 9 months ago and the opening was promptly closed. Now my boss got a call from regional HR on the west coast and it looks like that position is opening back up.

This could be fucking amazeballs.

12/23/2013 5:34:37 PM

Baby presents and a cloth diaper order came today! yay more nesting!

12/23/2013 5:53:57 PM

I just want to carb the fuck out right now.

12/23/2013 7:06:22 PM

^^^that sounds incredible. Good luck!

12/23/2013 8:46:34 PM

I'm an idiot....fuck me right now

12/23/2013 11:08:02 PM

Come on guys, we're in our 20s.

Just wanted to say that one last time before the big 3-0

12/23/2013 11:56:11 PM

I keep playing with these rubberbands at work.

Now my hands smell like rubberbands.


people gonna get the wrong idea about me...

12/24/2013 12:25:30 AM

Well, thanks to that bit of news, I won't be sleeping tonight.

Fuck me.

12/24/2013 12:38:32 AM

strangest relationship I've ever had....I have no clue what to do

12/24/2013 1:31:46 AM

^ Wake up and explain plz.

12/24/2013 3:10:48 AM

I stopped at the dunkin donuts drive-thru and bought the office a box of munchkins. I win Tuesday morning.

12/24/2013 9:27:52 AM

I'm letting what staff I have here today leave at noon. I might've trumped you.

12/24/2013 9:34:38 AM

well, if you made your staff stay the full day then you'd be kind of a meany-head, no?

12/24/2013 9:51:11 AM

Probably...okay, we can call it a tie for winningest of the Tuesday.

12/24/2013 9:55:55 AM

12/24/2013 9:57:59 AM

Family.


Christmastime makes my crazy family go full-on uber cray-cray

12/24/2013 12:04:08 PM

Im in a yucky mood and I feel gross.

12/24/2013 2:19:39 PM

same. it made me go crazy and cut my hair off.

12/24/2013 3:16:31 PM

http://www.theguardian.com/science/2013/dec/24/enigma-codebreaker-alan-turing-royal-pardon

Quote :

"Enigma codebreaker Alan Turing receives royal pardon Alan Turing, the second world war codebreaker who took his own life after undergoing chemical castration following a conviction for homosexual activity, has been granted a posthumous royal pardon 59 years after his death. The brilliant mathematician, who played a major role in breaking the Enigma code – which arguably shortened the war by at least two years – has been granted a pardon under the Royal Prerogative of Mercy by the Queen, following a request from the justice secretary, Chris Grayling. Turing was considered to be the father of modern computer science and was most famous for his work in helping to create the "bombe" that cracked messages enciphered with the German Enigma machines."

12/24/2013 3:27:27 PM

I'm so hungry. I could eat all of the things.

12/24/2013 4:25:31 PM

Holy cow, GreenJay! We need more pics!

I am currently eating all the things but my house has been junk food free for months so it isn't satisfying. Baking cookies to fix that. Chocolate chip from scratch. Yum.

12/24/2013 4:29:13 PM

At least my Walmart wasn't like this: http://www.wral.com/aberdeen-walmart-evacuated-after-gun-threat/13245919/

12/24/2013 9:51:50 PM

Got off early tonight, woo!

Also fuck I hate packing I forgot how much I hate packing also oh god I have so much stuff

12/24/2013 10:13:40 PM

Being Santa is pretty cool.

Can't wait for hubby to open his gifts tomorrow!!!

12/24/2013 11:38:22 PM

remember the reason for the season
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bDPmGBAOxUw

12/25/2013 12:17:24 AM