Quote :

"are you an elf?"

why yes!

1/27/2009 2:47:13 PM

you can win freecell and not even be able to tie your own shoe properly

[Edited on January 27, 2009 at 2:47 PM. Reason : ^well in that case, carry on!!!]

1/27/2009 2:47:31 PM

our league's first game is next wednsday!! wooooo. we better win! or ELSE!

1/27/2009 2:53:13 PM

thanks allie

1/27/2009 2:54:52 PM

lol @ PsHoes

I can't waaaaaaaaaaaait for softball season to start back up. I might be in 3 different leagues

1/27/2009 2:59:36 PM

what a sweet name

Phineaus Holmes

1/27/2009 3:12:49 PM

KNUCKLE CHILDREN!!!

1/27/2009 3:27:37 PM

KNUCKLE DEEP WHAT

1/27/2009 3:28:16 PM

FINGERTIPS KNUCKLES WRIST ELBOW

1/27/2009 3:29:03 PM

WTF

311 on hold music


WHOAAAA AMBER IS THE COLOR OF YOUR ENERGY WHAOOOAAA


for my property management company

[Edited on January 27, 2009 at 3:30 PM. Reason : sorry for the dp ]

1/27/2009 3:30:34 PM

i just calculated my BMI for my ergonomics class...and i have a 16.

1/27/2009 3:33:26 PM

Fatty.

1/27/2009 3:36:58 PM

but you're like 7 feet tall. I don't think bmi was made for people like you.

and wtf, it's not even 4 yet.

1/27/2009 3:39:41 PM

Fatty.

1/27/2009 3:44:20 PM

i need a nap or something

1/27/2009 3:52:20 PM

^ that could be the title of my autobiography

1/27/2009 3:52:59 PM

Labia.

1/27/2009 3:53:39 PM

more like

I ♥ DivaBaby19 and other stories of my life


amirite?

[Edited on January 27, 2009 at 3:54 PM. Reason : ^can we just bang it out and get it over with?]

1/27/2009 3:53:49 PM

so it's supposed to snow and ice and all sorts of retarded tonight

but i want to go down to newark for nacho night

hmmm

go drink beers and eat nachos, then drive back in the winter weather

or

sit at home and nurse my early flu like symptoms


i think it's time for the ole body to man up

1/27/2009 3:54:44 PM

1/27/2009 3:54:53 PM

failproof way to ensure a nap: masturbation

1/27/2009 4:01:13 PM

1/27/2009 4:02:19 PM

nasty

Also, mumblyjumbly??

1/27/2009 4:04:28 PM

my bed

1/27/2009 4:05:51 PM

I need to get my nails did.

1/27/2009 4:07:20 PM

haha

how many exs in wedding gowns can i find on the internet

1/27/2009 4:11:05 PM

how many are you up to so far?

1/27/2009 4:11:44 PM

there is a thread i want to make but its too explicit.

1/27/2009 4:15:03 PM

Wow, second time in sixth months that some guy upset over a money/employment situation has killed their family and then themselves. Damn....

1/27/2009 4:15:17 PM

^^ PM me what it's about and I'll let you know.

1/27/2009 4:16:12 PM

explicit , explicit or explicit ???

if it's or then go for it, i say!

if it's ...move along.

1/27/2009 4:16:17 PM

Quote :

"^discount"

I'm getting an upgraded network card (not that I needed it) as well as a tablet base (which I assume is a glorified docking station) which I don't think I need either considering I have a pretty good desktop set up already

1/27/2009 4:17:46 PM

its

but then there are too many people on tww that i know irl so it would be awkward.

1/27/2009 4:18:22 PM

You don't know me IRL. PM!

1/27/2009 4:19:03 PM

you can pm it to me and i'll tell you if it is too


^he beat me too it... stupid flood control
offer still stands though

[Edited on January 27, 2009 at 4:20 PM. Reason : ]

1/27/2009 4:19:48 PM

OOOOOOOOH I love explicit

Tell meeeeeeeeeeeeeee

1/27/2009 4:25:54 PM

yeah, tell Diva so she can tell the rest of us!!!!

1/27/2009 4:27:32 PM

Yay! I got a ticket to the game! GO PACK!

1/27/2009 4:29:20 PM

^^

[Edited on January 27, 2009 at 4:29 PM. Reason : ^]

1/27/2009 4:29:21 PM

1/27/2009 4:30:14 PM

No PM?

BOOOOOOO

1/27/2009 4:31:04 PM

freezing

1/27/2009 4:35:19 PM

Quote :

"how many are you up to so far?"

4 or 5

1/27/2009 4:36:01 PM

haha. where's that good luck chuck thread where the guy made the craigslist ad?

1/27/2009 4:38:09 PM

nah i ust had a righteous streak going where the girl i was seeing got seeded up by the next dude she was with

it's since broken, but it too was nearing a half dozen

[Edited on January 27, 2009 at 4:39 PM. Reason : the one in question i that fb'd me today was from like 10th grade so w/e that matters]

1/27/2009 4:38:58 PM

Ain't nothin gonna break my stride

1/27/2009 4:41:07 PM

Quote :

"Vicente was in serious condition at Wake Med Tuesday. Vaughn said Vicente will face charges of careless and reckless driving and operating without a license after his release from the hospital. Vaughn said troopers also intend to investigate whether Vicente is in the United States legally. Vicente does not speak English and told investigators, via a translator, that he has been in the U.S. looking for work for two years"

how the fuck can you be a legal us citizen if you've been in the country for 2 years and still can't speak english.

1/27/2009 4:41:34 PM

i don't want to be a paralegal anymore

1/27/2009 4:43:12 PM

how'd you become one? and i want to possibly be one. I need a job

1/27/2009 4:43:54 PM

3259

1/27/2009 4:45:22 PM