ScHpEnXeL Suspended 32613 Posts user info edit post |
dammit fedex, you're guaranteed to be here by 3.. so i expect you here by noon 8/19/2009 2:00:18 PM |
thumper All American 21574 Posts user info edit post |
but i shoulda thought of that before we kissed.... 8/19/2009 2:01:44 PM |
not dnl Suspended 13193 Posts user info edit post |
glad my mom came to visit 8/19/2009 2:01:46 PM |
sawahash All American 35321 Posts user info edit post |
Shit, I need some money fast. 8/19/2009 2:04:25 PM |
dropdeadkate nerdlord 11725 Posts user info edit post |
slowest. printer. ever. 8/19/2009 2:05:21 PM |
thumper All American 21574 Posts user info edit post |
i know that you are out there....somewhere underneath the moon. 8/19/2009 2:09:13 PM |
LivinProof78 All American 49373 Posts user info edit post |
it didn't work so that means i need to get to sleep 8/19/2009 2:09:32 PM |
elise mainly potato 13090 Posts user info edit post |
Where did Ben hide the dog food? My puppies are HONGRY! 8/19/2009 2:10:08 PM |
pttyndal WINGS!!!!! 35217 Posts user info edit post |
aww. 8/19/2009 2:10:22 PM |
zxappeal All American 26824 Posts user info edit post |
Some days are better than others. Monday was horrible and instilled in me the desire to jump off a tall building or eat the business end of a shotgun.
Tuesday was somewhat better, and I was actually productive.
Today, we've taken a step back to chewing on the muzzle of a Remington 1100. 8/19/2009 2:25:30 PM |
LiLStarlet27 All American 1176 Posts user info edit post |
NeuseRvrRat: nope. I am bored at work. 8/19/2009 2:26:00 PM |
LivinProof78 All American 49373 Posts user info edit post |
oh man....999 facebook friends
who's going to be lucky 1,000 8/19/2009 2:27:55 PM |
BubbleBobble :3 114228 Posts user info edit post |
8/19/2009 2:31:48 PM |
miska All American 22242 Posts user info edit post |
jesus, I talked to him just a week ago 8/19/2009 2:33:22 PM |
chocolatervh All American 22986 Posts user info edit post |
casey if you get another friend i'm defriending you so you still won't have your 1000
[Edited on August 19, 2009 at 2:34 PM. Reason : then i am going to add you back so i can be 1000] 8/19/2009 2:34:21 PM |
zxappeal All American 26824 Posts user info edit post |
I'm only at 382. So unpopular... 8/19/2009 2:35:33 PM |
thumper All American 21574 Posts user info edit post |
i have just over 200. i'm a fucking hermit. 8/19/2009 2:43:43 PM |
pttyndal WINGS!!!!! 35217 Posts user info edit post |
I only have 72. 8/19/2009 2:44:52 PM |
SaabTurbo All American 25459 Posts user info edit post |
If 200 friends makes you a hermit then I am beyond classification. 8/19/2009 2:45:34 PM |
LivinProof78 All American 49373 Posts user info edit post |
i can't help it if i'm a social butterfly
i've had way over 1000 at some point...
i bet i've lost 50 or more 8/19/2009 2:46:14 PM |
thumper All American 21574 Posts user info edit post |
i'm also a cougar trainer in my spare time. 8/19/2009 2:46:45 PM |
pttyndal WINGS!!!!! 35217 Posts user info edit post |
8/19/2009 2:47:28 PM |
LivinProof78 All American 49373 Posts user info edit post |
i don't need training 8/19/2009 2:47:31 PM |
thumper All American 21574 Posts user info edit post |
perhaps i should have said a couger tamer 8/19/2009 2:48:16 PM |
pttyndal WINGS!!!!! 35217 Posts user info edit post |
thought you were a bobcat? 8/19/2009 2:48:19 PM |
LivinProof78 All American 49373 Posts user info edit post |
lately i'm more like a house cat 8/19/2009 2:49:03 PM |
pttyndal WINGS!!!!! 35217 Posts user info edit post |
your house cat stinks. 8/19/2009 2:49:34 PM |
thumper All American 21574 Posts user info edit post |
i love house cats
i mean, i got 3 of 'em 8/19/2009 2:49:37 PM |
poopface All American 29367 Posts user info edit post |
my ruckus prom date and I are wearing matching red chuck taylors
DO YOU WANNA LIVE FOREVER? 8/19/2009 2:51:22 PM |
elkaybie All American 39626 Posts user info edit post |
mine bailed on me and won't write me back 8/19/2009 2:53:17 PM |
poopface All American 29367 Posts user info edit post |
we'll write a mean note and slide it in his locker after 3rd period 8/19/2009 2:54:17 PM |
elkaybie All American 39626 Posts user info edit post |
can we TP his house too? or egg his car?? or do a drive by and call him a cocksucker as we pass his house???
i've never done such things of course...but i hear that's how hs girls handle their bizness 8/19/2009 2:55:42 PM |
thumper All American 21574 Posts user info edit post |
i should be a DD for anyone who needs a ride home that night
some friends of mine did that one New Year's. they went up to the ONLY BAR in knightdale and told the bartender they were taking people home and they made over $800 that night 8/19/2009 2:56:16 PM |
nicklepickle All American 11693 Posts user info edit post |
toothache go away come again another day 8/19/2009 2:57:16 PM |
thumper All American 21574 Posts user info edit post |
girl call a fucking dentist
i'm telling you, a filling doesn't cost that much
hell, if you whine enough, maybe they'll do it pro-bono 8/19/2009 2:59:50 PM |
ScHpEnXeL Suspended 32613 Posts user info edit post |
jesus i'm bored
and someone opening my packages before i get them is really annoying.
[Edited on August 19, 2009 at 3:02 PM. Reason : at work, that is] 8/19/2009 3:02:09 PM |
SaabTurbo All American 25459 Posts user info edit post |
That toof is only gonna get worse if you let it continue to rot son. 8/19/2009 3:02:55 PM |
LivinProof78 All American 49373 Posts user info edit post |
well crap...
somebody just defriended me
now i'm back to 998 8/19/2009 3:17:37 PM |
chocolatervh All American 22986 Posts user info edit post |
it wasn't me 8/19/2009 3:18:29 PM |
pttyndal WINGS!!!!! 35217 Posts user info edit post |
8/19/2009 3:18:55 PM |
thumper All American 21574 Posts user info edit post |
^^but she caught you on the counter 8/19/2009 3:19:44 PM |
LivinProof78 All American 49373 Posts user info edit post |
it was ^^^^^
[Edited on August 19, 2009 at 3:20 PM. Reason : erwe] 8/19/2009 3:19:49 PM |
chocolatervh All American 22986 Posts user info edit post |
it wasn't me! 8/19/2009 3:20:28 PM |
thegoodlife3 All American 39183 Posts user info edit post |
quite a few people have added me over the past couple of weeks 8/19/2009 3:20:29 PM |
thumper All American 21574 Posts user info edit post |
^^saw you kissin' on the sofa! 8/19/2009 3:20:59 PM |
chocolatervh All American 22986 Posts user info edit post |
it wasn't me!! 8/19/2009 3:21:25 PM |
thumper All American 21574 Posts user info edit post |
i hear you had her in the shower... 8/19/2009 3:21:39 PM |
chocolatervh All American 22986 Posts user info edit post |
it wasn't me... 8/19/2009 3:22:40 PM |
thumper All American 21574 Posts user info edit post |
she even caught you on camera!!
(and now, i'm listening to this song on my ipod.... )] 8/19/2009 3:22:52 PM |
ScHpEnXeL Suspended 32613 Posts user info edit post |
haha, i remember my 9th grade teacher coming in one day and talking about that song. apparently she hadn't listened to "new" music since her son had been born a few years earlier and was completely shocked at such lyrics 8/19/2009 3:23:20 PM |