lol run a train?

1/27/2009 8:25:17 PM

a massage train!

1/27/2009 8:25:30 PM

i am in good with my office ladies so i dont think they would lie to me. i really can't see how she could have gotten out of this crate without someone letting her out so i'm baffled

1/27/2009 8:25:56 PM

Larisa Oleynik vs. Julia Stiles in the first annual Ten things I hate about the Joker bowl

annnnd GO!

1/27/2009 8:26:18 PM

all we have to drink here is: water, skim milk, sweet and sour mix, amaretto, and vodka

amaretto sours it is then

1/27/2009 8:27:32 PM

nice

1/27/2009 8:28:02 PM

too bad i suck at making them

1/27/2009 8:28:25 PM

one more to 41k, woo

1/27/2009 8:28:55 PM

really? how do you suck at making an amaretto sour??

1/27/2009 8:29:14 PM

always put two much of one of them in

1/27/2009 8:29:40 PM

so go light on the sour til you get the right balance

1/27/2009 8:30:25 PM

I hear voices in my head, they talk to me, they understand, they talk to me...

1/27/2009 8:30:29 PM

^ lol i rather have too much of that then the amaretto, im not a liquor drinker

1/27/2009 8:31:31 PM

damn i hate hw

but i love cooking

i think ima switch for the night

1/27/2009 8:33:27 PM

Quote :

"Larisa Oleynik vs. Julia Stiles"

i used to watch that movie as much as i watched mean girls

julia stiles was my old lindsay lohan

i dont even have a made up celebrity girlfriend anymore

1/27/2009 8:36:46 PM

ok amaretto sour number one is made, but its in a pint glass so its really like two

1/27/2009 8:39:29 PM

there's like no alcohol in amaretto
i hope you are not trying to get drunk

1/27/2009 8:40:30 PM

^ ok, im not like i said above its all we have besides water and skim milk

1/27/2009 8:41:43 PM

Damn, that makes 2 Stile projectors

she never did it for me

1/27/2009 8:41:44 PM

Quote :

"Add the Flavor LLC Designed and patented a method to add flavor to plastic, unlike other methods that put flavor on the outside of plastic."

(from nael's site)

After I was done lolling, all I could think was "Why?"

1/27/2009 8:53:52 PM

Soylent Green is made of people?

1/27/2009 8:54:32 PM

argh stress.

1/27/2009 8:55:57 PM

I want to make an herb garden (indoor), but I'm worried my dogs will eat it.

1/27/2009 9:05:45 PM

got some new memory...computer is much faster now

1/27/2009 9:11:37 PM

my forecastfox is kaputt... 0 degrees tonight, 0 degrees tomorrow


^ not running Vista I see

1/27/2009 9:13:19 PM

oh no... i am... quadrupled the memory

1/27/2009 9:16:28 PM

holy shit, we actually won that game?!!!!

1/27/2009 9:18:36 PM

eBayne of our existence approximates $25, good for you?

1/27/2009 9:19:05 PM

holy fuck. why don't you give me a heart attack. Cardiac Pack strikes again

1/27/2009 9:19:38 PM

^lmao. that's a very proper name for us.

1/27/2009 9:21:52 PM

cougar call then bar

1/27/2009 9:28:27 PM

^^ ha yeah. that name has been around a while. we need some damn shirts or something.

1/27/2009 9:34:16 PM

god dammit

ok, so one of my friends wrote me a check for some money he owes me, and in the memo line he wrote "gay sex"

can I cross this out and write "bills" or do I have to cash it as is?

1/27/2009 9:34:39 PM

turn it into gay sex change

1/27/2009 9:35:18 PM

i feel like my heart has been ripped down the middle, making two exact halves, with a small piece falling to the ground, and two people are beating each other up to grab that last piece so that they can be the majority winner...

[Edited on January 27, 2009 at 9:43 PM. Reason : ...]

1/27/2009 9:35:30 PM

1/27/2009 9:36:00 PM

i think you can mark it out and there should not be a problem

[Edited on January 27, 2009 at 9:36 PM. Reason : ^^ at least someone wants your heart]

1/27/2009 9:36:09 PM

very true...


but this sucks

[Edited on January 27, 2009 at 9:45 PM. Reason : I used to always write "last night" on the for line on my checks]

1/27/2009 9:44:38 PM

whats wrong?

1/27/2009 9:51:40 PM

it's time i got back to the good life

1/27/2009 9:52:24 PM

Scotch-guard the couches!

1/27/2009 9:52:46 PM

i don't wanna be an old man anymore

1/27/2009 9:53:08 PM

i came in here to say that my cat has been such a good listener tonight and has been extra cuddly for me...but when i clicked reply she left...

1/27/2009 9:55:59 PM

its been a year or two since i was out on the floor

1/27/2009 9:56:50 PM

shakin booty makin sweet love all the night

1/27/2009 9:59:16 PM

ok dont tell

1/27/2009 10:00:55 PM

its time i got back to the good life

1/27/2009 10:01:10 PM

I royally fucked up.

i was looking for a document and wanted to look in my rents briefcase and it wouldn't open so i changed the combo code to 000 i thought was the default for most. well i changed it and its locked. mom and dad don't know the code and never had they just opened the button. and she is bitching about it being a $400 briefcase. which if i ever paid that much i'd sure know the code.....so now I have to try all those combos.

1/27/2009 10:01:35 PM

I forgot how much i liked cereal

1/27/2009 10:02:58 PM

it's probably too late, but if you can wait till tomorrow, you can more than likely call the manufacturer and they can tell you the typical defaults

1/27/2009 10:03:09 PM