i always get my hopes up and then get let down.....rinse and repeat

1/28/2009 12:19:48 PM

A GIRL

1/28/2009 12:20:06 PM

me too poopy

me too

1/28/2009 12:20:12 PM

I'm giving that asshole til 3pm tomorrow to call me back.

1/28/2009 12:28:42 PM

are you giving your farts a deadline now

[Edited on January 28, 2009 at 12:29 PM. Reason : .]

1/28/2009 12:29:47 PM

LOLOLOLOLOL

hahahahahaha

ok that was more funny than it probably should have been

1/28/2009 12:32:27 PM

SOLID GOLD

1/28/2009 12:33:19 PM

...toilet.

1/28/2009 12:33:46 PM

...commode.

1/28/2009 12:35:01 PM

Quote :

"Mistrial after defendant smears feces on lawyer Posted: Today at 9:26 a.m. SAN DIEGO — A San Diego judge has declared a mistrial in a kidnapping and assault case after the defendant smeared excrement on his lawyer's face and threw it at jurors. The judge boosted defendant Weusi McGowan's bail from $250,000 to $1 million after the Monday incident. Prosecutor Christopher Lawson says McGowan was upset because the judge refused to remove public defender Jeffrey Martin from the case. McGowan had smuggled a bag of feces into court and spread it on Martin's hair and face before flinging the excrement at jurors. No jurors were hit. McGowan has pleaded not guilty to kidnapping for robbery, assault with a deadly weapon and other counts in connection with a 2007 home invasion."

1/28/2009 12:36:29 PM

hahaha- i have seen some crazy shit in court, but that definitely takes the cake

1/28/2009 12:37:39 PM

Quote :

"crazy shit in court"

^

literally

1/28/2009 12:39:16 PM

that just doesnt make any sense to me, he plead not guilty, so he could possibly get out of the charges

now he's just fucked, and probably has additional charges

what a moron

1/28/2009 12:39:18 PM

Now there's more than one poopface

ZiNG!!!

1/28/2009 12:39:45 PM

haha, nice

1/28/2009 12:40:07 PM

lol

1/28/2009 12:40:20 PM

1/28/2009 12:43:29 PM

i get to lower my ears today- should i go with what i've been doing (sharp and classic) or begin my trend back to shaggy (pretty much will just be a cleanup in the back and then some style work)- i'm going back to the chick that used to do good work for me when I was in the shaggy phase, and now that I'm back in school, professional appearance is no longer a serious concern of mine

1/28/2009 12:49:31 PM

women seem to like the shaggy

1/28/2009 12:50:39 PM

I just got my haircut yesterday by my aunt, and she chopped off all of my hair, now it looks like I have a slightly long buzzcut

with that said, I plan on growing my hair back out some before summer, so you should do the same?

1/28/2009 12:50:55 PM

i love these people i've been haning out with

email goes out

"dodgeball has been postponed due to the ice storm, no pregame and no bar afterwards, will rescheule later"

response

"fuck that, to the bar!"

followed by a bunch of agreement

1/28/2009 12:51:10 PM

finally got the power back on at work!

1/28/2009 12:51:42 PM

you and your dodgeball

not all women like the shaggy

[Edited on January 28, 2009 at 12:53 PM. Reason : ^your husband's dong is gonna start shrinking here soon...just thought I'd warn ya]

1/28/2009 12:52:48 PM

i love it when power goes out at work or school

you always look around and think of who you would fuck if you ever got stuck there

1/28/2009 12:52:55 PM

Quote :

"I just got my haircut yesterday by my aunt, and she chopped off all of my hair, now it looks like I have a slightly long buzzcut with that said, I plan on growing my hair back out some before summer, so you should do the same? "

haha the funny thing is that Tim was joking the other day that you had finally let your hair grow out and that you finally stopped looking like a little kid

but yeah, I think I'm going to go with the shag (poopface is right with his assessment)

1/28/2009 12:53:18 PM

^^or who would you eat

(literally, not sexually)

^yeah, I wanted it to be shorter and without the side part action, but I didnt want it this short, oh well I dont mind looking like a kid



[Edited on January 28, 2009 at 12:54 PM. Reason : sdf]

1/28/2009 12:53:41 PM

Brett, I like your hair better clean cut. But the shaggy style isn't that bad. As long as you don't let it get out of control, then it just looks gross

Quote :

"you always look around and think of who you would fuck if you ever got stuck there"

considering i work with all women, that wasn't really an option for me. I was just scared out of my mind because i absolutely hate the dark and I have no windows in my office. So I just sat there saying "oh my gosh, oh my gosh" like the scared little girl that I am. But I finally got my phone and ran outside to the light.

end of story.

[Edited on January 28, 2009 at 12:58 PM. Reason : yeah]

1/28/2009 12:56:30 PM

i won't be letting it get down to my mouth or nothin

just between where it is not and maybe an inch or so added onto that

i won't be doing the 1-haircut-every-4-months thing again

1/28/2009 12:58:10 PM

suggestions for me allie?... apparently its that time for me too.

1/28/2009 12:58:50 PM

awww, Marky, I haven't seen you in awhile it seems. When I see you Friday or Saturday I will give you a suggestion. I promise

1/28/2009 1:02:25 PM

i have to find something to wear to this funeral


silly 70 degree weather in january

1/28/2009 1:02:33 PM

gotta love nc weather.

1/28/2009 1:04:28 PM

1/28/2009 1:04:35 PM

I wish the 'stay logged in' function worked

1/28/2009 1:09:11 PM

well that went better than expected

1/28/2009 1:38:56 PM

1/28/2009 1:39:33 PM

and that's what i get for waiting so long to make up my mind

lykke li tickets are sold out



[Edited on January 28, 2009 at 1:43 PM. Reason : e]

1/28/2009 1:42:03 PM

well now, that's an improvement.

1/28/2009 1:42:27 PM

wat

1/28/2009 1:51:22 PM

I do not like working anymore

1/28/2009 1:53:40 PM

Love of mine some day you will die
But I'll be close behind
I'll follow you into the dark

1/28/2009 2:05:47 PM

1/28/2009 2:07:00 PM

dude
holy fucking shit

I wish I had laundry to do, just so I could dry it outside

1/28/2009 2:16:40 PM

i like the sound the cap on this antibacterial goop bottle makes when it closes

[Edited on January 28, 2009 at 2:21 PM. Reason : excuse me. it's called hand sanitizer]

1/28/2009 2:20:47 PM

omg my lotion bottle makes a wonderful sound toooo

1/28/2009 2:21:53 PM

sigh

1/28/2009 2:22:34 PM

bubble wrap is great but it makes people look at you weird.

1/28/2009 2:23:25 PM

Why can't I stop laughing?!?!?!

Everything is hilarious for some odd reason. Am I going insane?

1/28/2009 2:27:59 PM

you can't go insane when you already are.

1/28/2009 2:29:14 PM

touche

1/28/2009 2:29:34 PM