it was R-Kelly

[Honey came in and she caught me red-handed
Creeping with the girl next door
Picture this, we were both butt naked, banging on the bathroom floor]

8/19/2009 3:23:49 PM

it's not r kelly

it was shaggy

8/19/2009 3:24:28 PM

how could i forget that i had given her an extra key?

>.<

....i think he was saying "it was R Kelly" instead of saying "it wasn't me"

if he thinks it's R Kelly singing that song, i'm defriending him on FB!

8/19/2009 3:24:43 PM

for what it's worth...

i used to dance on the bar at Old Bar to this song .

[Edited on August 19, 2009 at 3:25 PM. Reason : oh...haha]

8/19/2009 3:25:32 PM

^^^he was the one on camera.

^^apparently by the footage you showed me... you stayed until it was over.

^they had a woman's version of it... it sucked though

[Edited on August 19, 2009 at 3:26 PM. Reason : a]

8/19/2009 3:25:54 PM

osnap

that's r kelly's voice?

8/19/2009 3:26:37 PM

Quote :

"girl call a fucking dentist i'm telling you, a filling doesn't cost that much hell, if you whine enough, maybe they'll do it pro-bono "

psh ive already been

i need an oral surgeon

impacted wisdom tooth somehow has a cavity im more than likely getting it pulled next week im scurrrrred though

then i need a root canal and cap

dentist said my teeth are soo pretty and straight and taken care of but i should have pulled these wisdom teeth 5 and a half years ago when they first told me they were impacted

and then i wouldnt need to have the root canal and the wisdom tooth wouldnt have gotten a cavity

8/19/2009 3:27:09 PM

owwwww honey

8/19/2009 3:27:51 PM

Quote :

"i need an oral surgeon "

i believe i may be of some help

8/19/2009 3:28:33 PM

all of mine came in fine. Dentist told me I had a big mouth so I was good.



[Edited on August 19, 2009 at 3:30 PM. Reason : and fuck you blackberry messenger]

8/19/2009 3:29:11 PM

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cQ4axo9rmJY

8/19/2009 3:30:21 PM

yea, i've got all of mine too.. no problems

they told my mom a few years ago she should have hers taken out. even though she's over 50 and never had a problem. and that she'd likely lose some feeling in her face because of it

ehh, no.

[Edited on August 19, 2009 at 3:30 PM. Reason : really fucking hate this keyboard. ]

8/19/2009 3:30:28 PM

^^^^^ owwww to my mommas pocket book

they told me my teeth were impacted early in high school my senior year they said get them out before you do the college thing so you dont have to worry about it during school well she quit her job then and never got dental insurance like she said she would so she is paying for this all without insurance now because she never took care of it when i was a kid

i only have three and all three are impacted the one with the cavity shoved number 15 out of its way and broke it number one has shoved its self in and broke part of number 5 which means i need a root canal now and then my bottom wisdom tooth is impacted but not trying to do anything

[Edited on August 19, 2009 at 3:32 PM. Reason : its sucks soo much]

8/19/2009 3:30:45 PM

^^ I lost feeling in part of my face from having them removed son.

8/19/2009 3:31:01 PM

i'm starting to get a little bit hungry


stupid upset tummy

8/19/2009 3:35:18 PM

in other news i have hydrocodone and tylenol 3 if need be

8/19/2009 3:36:11 PM

^^ I think I'm gonna sleep through dinner today son.

What do you want to eat son?



^ Then you'll be fine son.

8/19/2009 3:37:08 PM

.............DUDE!

SAPS!!!!!!!! You answered your phone...SPEAK INTO IT


haha, pocket called

[Edited on August 19, 2009 at 3:42 PM. Reason : ]

8/19/2009 3:38:19 PM

lol

it's the little things that make me chuckle right now

like when people fuck up and schedule a meeting for 1-3am instead of pm

8/19/2009 3:45:13 PM

even funnier when they schedule a baby shower for the wrong marvin

Two marvins here, and its the only name we have two of

Father to be Marvin was not pleased

8/19/2009 3:49:11 PM

i smell a sitcom!

[Edited on August 19, 2009 at 3:50 PM. Reason : two marvins don't make a wait slave famous looks kinda like david allen grier ]

8/19/2009 3:49:47 PM

aslkjfjnaildjfaoiejf

8/19/2009 3:54:46 PM

u mad?

8/19/2009 3:57:59 PM

Haha

8/19/2009 3:58:56 PM

FUCK YOU BOTH!

8/19/2009 3:59:31 PM

8/19/2009 4:00:04 PM

i sat next to 'man-hands' today in one of my classes

8/19/2009 4:00:12 PM

^^don't laff at me

^who is "man-hands"?

8/19/2009 4:00:50 PM

I guess the tunnel painting worked, a sophomore signed up

8/19/2009 4:01:27 PM

Hah

8/19/2009 4:02:10 PM

Quote :

"who is "man-hands"?"

chick with hands like a guy

8/19/2009 4:02:59 PM

haha. ohhhhhh her

8/19/2009 4:04:32 PM

hardest deadline to meet, EVER! haha WHEW

8/19/2009 4:10:29 PM

waddya know

he's being a pointless douche again

he needs to go

8/19/2009 4:19:44 PM

Quote :

"aslkjfjnaildjfaoiejf "

8/19/2009 4:22:47 PM

mcdonalds southwest salads are so good

8/19/2009 4:43:46 PM

sleeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeepy

8/19/2009 5:04:09 PM

did some wizardry on my schedule, god bless people dropping on the first day of class.

no more tuesday/thursday classes.

Fuck yes.

8/19/2009 5:05:43 PM

i wanna watch grease now

8/19/2009 5:15:43 PM

i did only T/Th classes one semester and it sucked. i think only M/W/F would be better.

8/19/2009 5:18:41 PM

i am grumpy as fuck.

8/19/2009 5:20:12 PM

Quote :

"i did only T/Th classes one semester and it sucked. i think only M/W/F would be better."

i did that before, it does pretty much suck, the best i did was t-th classes with one or two once a week classes on wed

8/19/2009 5:22:26 PM

I did all tue thur before as well. Worst grades ever. I'd get done thur night and not do shit until tue the next week lol

8/19/2009 5:31:00 PM

I did T/H classes exclusively my Jr and Sr year

LOVED IT...would never have it any other way if I had to do it all over.

And I was a B college student overall...

[Edited on August 19, 2009 at 5:33 PM. Reason : ]

8/19/2009 5:33:06 PM

Need. A. Nap. *sigh*



But I guess I should go wash my car and clean it out.

8/19/2009 5:34:53 PM

kinda nice that this research isn't as painful as i thought it was going to be

8/19/2009 5:42:51 PM

going to bed very soon

8/19/2009 5:49:51 PM

sweet jesus, I really want a thin mint blizzard

I could have had one, if the DQ on western were still open.

8/19/2009 5:56:21 PM

my damn dog keeps dragging her butt

8/19/2009 6:35:41 PM

worst hangover EVAR today

good thing i'm going back to school tomorrow because my body hates me. though i still have 4 days of nothing to do once i go back. why, beer, why!

8/19/2009 7:22:11 PM