i hope this yogurt wont make me barf

right now it kinda feels like it will

1/31/2009 12:12:40 PM

Sitting on my ass watching this game

1/31/2009 12:14:15 PM

I really hope they take away property owners rights so I can come home from the bar smelling clean and fresh!

1/31/2009 12:20:21 PM

how'd i totally miss the "stanky leg"




[Edited on January 31, 2009 at 12:23 PM. Reason : OH GOD]

1/31/2009 12:22:23 PM

I Think I might have pulled a muscle

1/31/2009 12:35:00 PM

I think I might have strep

I'm really worried...don't want this crap to spread to other parts of my body and kill me

1/31/2009 12:41:41 PM

Really dumb I have to wear a football jersey on Sunday. They're hard to find, and when you do, they're almost $80

1/31/2009 12:44:01 PM

you know what

fuck the ice

i'm so tired of trying to walk the dog over a solid sheet of ice on all the sidewalks

it's going to kill me

[Edited on January 31, 2009 at 12:48 PM. Reason : it's been nearly a week ]

1/31/2009 12:47:45 PM

Good nap

1/31/2009 12:50:17 PM

last night at bar

girl - "does anybody have a non-menthol cigarette?"

my cool roommate - "im your huckleberry."

she didnt get it but i lold

1/31/2009 12:58:33 PM

cocoa butter is the shit...why haven't i been using this until now??

1/31/2009 1:01:25 PM

b/c you're white

1/31/2009 1:02:17 PM

i miss kitt

1/31/2009 1:02:56 PM

true!

my skin so soft

1/31/2009 1:03:57 PM

where is my stupid wallet

1/31/2009 1:30:03 PM

lol

1/31/2009 1:32:50 PM

since my dad got a job my mom will pay for a membership at curves for me.

1/31/2009 1:47:09 PM

lol

i just turned on my main desktop, it hasnt been turned on since september 22nd apparently

1/31/2009 1:54:27 PM

I'm thinking I'm gonna start growing out my hair again...I like it when it looked like this

1/31/2009 1:59:42 PM

yay i found my stupid wallet, weekends not ruined!!

1/31/2009 2:05:28 PM

greenville tonight?....

1/31/2009 2:05:40 PM

no thanks i have plans, maybe some other time though

1/31/2009 2:06:56 PM

tired

1/31/2009 2:14:30 PM

^^^^^ have you ever thought about side bangs?

1/31/2009 2:15:22 PM

o ill side bang you aight!

1/31/2009 2:16:49 PM

^^ I've had them before, but they just got in the way when I wanted to put my hair up.


Are you calling me out on my big forehead?!?!?!

haha

[Edited on January 31, 2009 at 2:24 PM. Reason : ]

1/31/2009 2:23:27 PM

SO HONGRY

Someone bring me fud plz.

1/31/2009 3:08:28 PM

GO TO HELL CAROLINA. lets try not to lose by 50. k thx

1/31/2009 3:09:36 PM

GO WOLFPACK! TYLER SUCKS

1/31/2009 3:11:15 PM

oh foooooooooood

1/31/2009 3:34:46 PM

fuck it

1/31/2009 3:47:45 PM

1/31/2009 3:50:19 PM

I wish he was wearing a pink blazer

1/31/2009 4:48:53 PM

chicken soup!

1/31/2009 5:14:02 PM

SOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO SLEEPY

and my apartment still smells like the pancakes I cooked at 3am

1/31/2009 5:14:11 PM

Great, my mom decides to call me when she knows I've lost my voice

And tell me that they want me to go snowboarding with them for all of valentine's day weekend

I hate snowboarding and I do not want to spend Valentine's Day with my family

But now they are going to hate on me for that.

1/31/2009 5:14:39 PM

and you didn't call and invite me over for pancakes? wtf, e?

1/31/2009 5:15:08 PM

you wanted me to call your grandpa ass at 3am?

1/31/2009 5:15:36 PM

Should I get another fish, or should I get two more fish and make them have babies?

1/31/2009 5:16:58 PM

my testicles are wrinkled

1/31/2009 5:19:01 PM

1/31/2009 5:20:59 PM

1/31/2009 5:24:36 PM

1/31/2009 5:25:23 PM

Firing that shotgun was fun, but I nearly killed myself in what would've been an awful car accident on the way back and it was entirely my fault.

Fuck. You know those times when you don't know why something happened and whether you should be scared because it could be due to some pills you're taking or a health problem you might have?

Yeah I don't like times like that... I'm scared like a little bitch right now.

Still, shooting the shotgun was fun!

1/31/2009 5:28:37 PM

Are you kidding me. YOu get fouled and you're up by almost 20, and you are gonna pitch a fit? You're WINNING and you're still whining!

1/31/2009 5:30:34 PM

seeing Copeland get booted from the game was pretty funny

McCauley got in his HEAD!

1/31/2009 5:31:11 PM

Why was I so thrown off by seeing Roy Williams step out in some white Nik's

1/31/2009 5:36:09 PM

ok. you're not getting chocolate for valentine's day since you called me grandpa.

1/31/2009 5:37:08 PM

its a term of endearment

old men are so cute

1/31/2009 5:38:25 PM

1/31/2009 5:40:55 PM