I almost told this old lady to go to hell today. She said it was a beautiful day. I agreed. She said there wasn't a cloud in the sky. I agreed. Then she said the sky was Carolina blue.

Piss off old lady!

3/11/2014 5:04:03 PM

I need to go to a zoo soon. Or something along those lines at least. I am deprived of animal cuteness to the point that I can't stop thinking about how much I wish Fareako could actually bring home the armadillo he found last night. I don't know why I am so weird.

3/11/2014 6:07:37 PM

I have re-discovered the awesome power and flexibility of PAC files as a means of content-blocking.

I mean they're only set per-browser but still

3/11/2014 6:31:23 PM

Hey y'all...like our page http://www.facebook.com/walk4wanda

(yeah yeah, buy an ad...we're trying to raise money here not spend it!)

[Edited on March 11, 2014 at 7:49 PM. Reason : linky]

3/11/2014 7:49:31 PM

Yea...why are you acting shocked that I'm pissed my pizza is just now getting here two hours after I ordered it?

3/11/2014 10:40:45 PM

I like walking around naked. I've only developed a pleasure for this activity in the past few months, but I do get a strange kick out of it.

3/11/2014 10:48:25 PM

bedtime

3/12/2014 1:04:07 AM

worktime

3/12/2014 8:03:08 AM

this is just cracking me up

3/12/2014 11:56:58 AM

I just saw someone on Facebook who is either FirstnameLastnameandFirstname Lastname or
FirstnameFirstnameandFirstname Lastname. If it's three people, holy crap.

3/12/2014 2:24:45 PM

I never understood why people share a facebook account.

I had someone from my high school send me a request a while back. Took me a while to figure out who it was because it was John and Jane Doe or something like that. I don't want to be friends with the kind of people who'd have a joint fb account.

3/12/2014 2:35:33 PM

3/12/2014 2:46:59 PM

damn

she must really like Texas rattlesnakes :3

3/12/2014 2:49:31 PM

maybe she'll kiss your rattlesnake!

3/12/2014 2:51:59 PM

http://sploid.gizmodo.com/you-really-dont-want-to-watch-this-guy-french-kissing-1541914408

3/12/2014 3:02:54 PM

Neil Young needs to find something else to do.

3/12/2014 4:22:56 PM

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3/12/2014 8:50:06 PM

I think Alex Trebek is glad to see Arthur lose tonight. He was really snarky with him, especially last night.

3/12/2014 9:26:32 PM

I tore a page out of a magazine and spread the sample perfume all over my belly.

3/12/2014 11:35:28 PM

<3 tequila

3/12/2014 11:45:44 PM

bedtime

3/13/2014 1:05:31 AM

fuck bedtime... tequila

3/13/2014 1:10:50 AM

According to legend, Jesus was a two-pump chump: http://www.biblegateway.com/passage/?search=Revelation+22%3A12&version=YLT;WEB;DRA;KJV;PHILLIPS

3/13/2014 2:49:06 AM

Super thankful my dog was smart enough to jump on me to wake me up bc if she had done what she just did outside in the house..... I told my sistet not to feed her wtf

3/13/2014 3:50:17 AM

I swear i just heard someone yell/groan HELP ME! Now I'm wide awake

3/13/2014 3:58:55 AM

A few days ago I swear I heard Aaron say good morning to me. That wouldn't have scared me except he was in Florida.

Why do I turn into a bottomless pit when I'm sick. Sleep isn't in the cards at the moment, apparently, so I guess I'll have breakfast. :-/

3/13/2014 4:58:00 AM

First donation!!!!!!

3/13/2014 7:35:58 AM

I had a fight with the door + wind, and I lost.
I got pinned, and it wasn't fun, but it was funny.

3/13/2014 1:39:54 PM

That is kinda funny, but hope you're alright.

I almost lost my robe to the wind when I reached out to grab the mail. Silly 40+ mph winds here.

3/13/2014 1:44:39 PM

11 days

Hallelujah

3/13/2014 1:53:04 PM

My house smells like fresh baked rosemary bread. I'm getting a chub.

3/13/2014 8:00:59 PM

hmmmm I wonder if that's universal? Could making rosemary focaccia have the same effect here? thats all I have ingredients for

3/13/2014 8:12:02 PM

If rosemary gives you a chub we need to have you examined for scientific reasons.

3/13/2014 8:17:08 PM

lol

3/13/2014 8:18:08 PM

3/13/2014 8:19:22 PM

bedtime

3/14/2014 2:01:38 AM

mmmm grits

3/14/2014 8:11:22 AM

worktime

3/14/2014 8:49:47 AM

People resisting what I ask
People not communicating

My two big annoyances this morning

3/14/2014 8:58:35 AM

I need a new dog. Think my current one is a Carolina fan.

3/14/2014 12:04:29 PM

yay old SATC episodes

3/14/2014 2:33:57 PM

yay I can watch the ACC tournament upstairs

3/14/2014 2:39:45 PM

Having a weekend mostly to myself to recharge my batteries. /introvert problems

Biggest issue: Deciding what I'd like to cook for myself.

3/14/2014 2:43:05 PM

Quote :

"I need a new dog. Think my current one is a Carolina fan. "

Not possible.

3/14/2014 3:28:55 PM

anyone in fayetteville want to watch the game together?

3/14/2014 3:39:38 PM

^^ haha. Y'all obviously didn't teach her right.

3/14/2014 3:53:42 PM

goddamnit i hate doing laundry

3/14/2014 5:01:23 PM

Thank god it's Friday

3/14/2014 6:06:20 PM

holy fucking heart attack.

3/14/2014 9:10:58 PM

Every time I babysit I think of the hours in terms of how many people we'll be able to feed at the wedding.

3/15/2014 6:04:46 PM