3/16/2014 4:37:17 PM

Just "renewed" my Amazon Prime for $79

3/16/2014 4:43:47 PM

I'm having serious mixed feelings about what I want on my pizza tonight. I'm only going to get about half of it for my ingredients, and part of me wants to do just pepperoni and cheese with roasted red peppers. The other part of me wants to hard boil some eggs, cook some bacon and sausage, and throw on some sharp cheddar and texas pete (a la hangover pizza from ruckus). The latter sounds like a little more work than I'm interested in, especially for only half a pizza, but damn, it might be worth it.

3/16/2014 4:59:14 PM

So I posted on the last page a joke about Revelation 22:12 making Jesus out to be "a two-pump chump" because these five translations say "I come quickly"; I chalked it up to three of them being written before "come" had that sexual meaning and the other two being written in a traditional style: http://www.biblegateway.com/passage/?search=Revelation+22%3A12&version=YLT;WEB;DRA;KJV;PHILLIPS

What I didn't know until I just looked it up on the OED and Wiktionary is that in English, that word had that meaning dating back to at least 1650 (a1650 Walking in Meadow Green in Bp. Percy's Loose Songs (1868), Then off he came, & blusht for shame soe soone that he had endit.), and the word for most non-sexual uses of "come" in several Germanic and Romance languages also has the sexual meaning, so that phrasing must have sounded funny even at the time; however, not all old translations used that phrase, like the 1599 Geneva Bible said "I come shortly," and most newer ones use some variant of "I am coming soon."

[Edited on March 16, 2014 at 6:06 PM. Reason : behold

3/16/2014 6:05:35 PM

3/17/2014 8:53:10 AM

Citi's website could not possibly suck any harder. I like my card, but I want to switch to another company because the website pisses me off every time I try to do anything.

3/17/2014 11:52:37 AM

So sleepy

3/17/2014 12:41:14 PM

part time "in the meantime job" just turned into a full time job. And I'm actually not very happy about that. Sure, extra $$ is always good, but I was also enjoying the free time. It'd be a different story if this were the job I really wanted, but this really is just a temporary gig until my real job opens up.

3/17/2014 3:54:40 PM

^^^^Lol @ LP78. My angel, too!

3/17/2014 5:46:46 PM

I just wanted some white and black pudding. Why is it everyone that avoids Irish Bars all year long has to cram into them tonight?
If you only eat bangers and mash once a year, or if the only Irish beer you can name is Guinness, then you should be legally required to give me your booth.

3/17/2014 7:32:26 PM

You went to an Irish pub on March 17th and you are mad that it's packed?

You are an idiot.

3/17/2014 8:48:12 PM

No, I'm annoyed at this "I love Ireland, but only on March 17th" mentality.
This place is usually deserted during the week, and its a favorite for us because my wife and I know we can always get a table with no wait and they serve good Irish food. But it's surrounded by a community that 364 days a year are flooding to Applebees or some other generic chain and are only there today because its an excuse to get drunk in the middle of a Monday afternoon.

I was stoked about some blood sausage and eggs tonight with a glass of aged single malt, but had to leave because there was an hour and a half + wait at 4:30, and most of the crowd just had bud light with green food coloring.

3/17/2014 8:59:47 PM

I just wanna be served blood sausage and eggs whenever I fucking feel like it with no wait ever!

IS THAT TOO MUCH TO ASK?!?!

3/17/2014 9:11:34 PM

Yes. That would be awesome.

3/17/2014 9:15:20 PM

You are an idiot.

There are 364 days a year that you can satisfy your stupid whim without a wait.

[Edited on March 17, 2014 at 9:18 PM. Reason : Shut the fuck up.]

3/17/2014 9:18:11 PM

Wow dude get the sand out if your vagina.
It was a minor annoyance of my day to not get the thing I wanted, yet communicating that on the internet seems to have garbled your panties into some dry sand papery mess.

3/17/2014 9:33:06 PM

You are an idiot.

3/17/2014 9:34:57 PM

I was gone for the weekend and just got back. At some point my furnace kicked off and my house is currently 42 degrees and no hot water. FML

3/17/2014 11:00:04 PM

I've never had to deal with a furnace... don't know if I would know how to

3/18/2014 10:51:37 AM

I was able to get it restarted last night and by this morning the house was back up to 61 degrees. I just had to skip a shower and get out my 20 degree sleeping bag to start the night; then halfway through I got too hot and it had to go.

3/18/2014 11:25:32 AM

I'd be worried about the animals. I never leave the dog more than 12 hours, but the cat can be left for up to 2-3 days by herself. I have faith that she would figure out to get under a blanket, but I dunno if that would be enough.

3/18/2014 11:43:18 AM

Quote :

"No, I'm annoyed at this "I love Ireland, but only on March 17th" mentality. This place is usually deserted during the week, and its a favorite for us because my wife and I know we can always get a table with no wait and they serve good Irish food. But it's surrounded by a community that 364 days a year are flooding to Applebees or some other generic chain and are only there today because its an excuse to get drunk in the middle of a Monday afternoon."

oh the humanity

3/18/2014 12:20:57 PM

sup klaty

3/18/2014 12:27:58 PM

wassurp

3/18/2014 1:57:03 PM

3/18/2014 4:03:11 PM

^lol i can't stop watching

3/18/2014 4:34:21 PM

That track "dirty vibe" on skrillex's new album is pretty cool.

The album will definitely be in my workout music rotation.

3/18/2014 5:43:25 PM

no

3/18/2014 7:17:52 PM

Dry hopping for the win

3/18/2014 10:56:01 PM

A Facebook friend who is a classic oversharer is going into labor today. I'm too scarred to open Facebook now.

3/19/2014 8:43:34 AM

Quote :

"You went to an Irish pub on March 17th and you are mad that it's packed? You are an idiot."

3/19/2014 8:46:47 AM

That gif made my morning.

3/19/2014 9:24:28 AM

THE MOTHER FUCKING SCIENCE WORKED

3/19/2014 11:08:05 AM

i think the boss lady has a point. what if nice guys arent really nice guys at all, but selfish ones that dont feel like dealing with the fallout of just telling the truth (that might hurt someones feelings) and lie (to protect someones feelings) but end up hurting the person anyways. and they only seem nice bc they only say the nice things. never the true things.

3/19/2014 4:34:25 PM

Does the consumption of asparagus affect the smell of semen the way it does urine?

3/19/2014 9:08:28 PM

^^ I think you just divided by zero.

3/19/2014 9:10:13 PM

^how so?

3/19/2014 9:47:19 PM

^^ I agree

3/19/2014 9:53:03 PM

3/19/2014 11:04:21 PM

3/20/2014 9:32:10 AM

they're pronouncing it "oh-led"

3/20/2014 9:13:07 PM

again...don't ask me to do something then freak out when i do what you ask.

3/20/2014 9:59:37 PM

fucking free throws

3/20/2014 10:06:02 PM

damn, just put together an ikea cabinet and found out the mirrored door is cracked at the end

3/20/2014 10:25:11 PM

im literally too pissed off that i need to get un-sober.

ive never been so angry in my life after losing to the fucking billifags. FUCK THIS SHIT

3/21/2014 12:28:28 AM

I don't know what exactly happened tonight, but I have a feeling it would make me glad that I am not a sports fan, because I really don't need another reason to be needlessly anxious.

3/21/2014 12:30:43 AM

totes unrealistic, WTF just gives away the porn stash

3/21/2014 4:07:45 AM

there is a certain danger to disregarding people's pointy elbows and bedding them anyway. they may just elbow you in the face, several times in a row

3/21/2014 6:50:39 AM

there is a certain danger to disregarding people's pointy elbows and bedding them anyway. they may just elbow you in the face, several times in a row

3/21/2014 6:50:39 AM

I have been having a lot of nightmares lately. Maybe I should be a horror writer.

3/21/2014 8:53:48 AM