Far Future World is here!

3/27/2014 9:12:29 PM

I really do not want to clean the kitchen.

3/27/2014 9:24:14 PM

I'm housesitting for a friend who knows I've been a little tired lately. According to her e-mail, she left "a little something to help keep me energized "

So I spent the whole day wondering what drugs and how much drugs were awaiting me. Rolled over there ASAP after work like, Where da drugs at??!?!

It was a Starbucks gift card. I've never been so disappointed in my life.

Who winks about coffee?!?!?

3/27/2014 10:21:50 PM

♥ emoji 💕🌈🚶

3/28/2014 6:40:46 AM

^^ HAHAHAHA

3/28/2014 6:53:30 AM

My wife's "back home" dog died yesterday. She's a mess...this weekend is going to be miserable.

3/28/2014 7:36:44 AM

Holy fuck balls, im tired. I just pulled out some very old shrubbery and an at least 60 year old fence from our yard. I'll probably take some pics for the home improvement thread, but wow that sucks ass.

3/28/2014 1:42:05 PM

Grabbed the clippers & was just gonna trim up my hair

Made the mistake of smoking up first

Forgot to put the correct comb thing on the clippers. So it was just the clippers straight to the dome

As soon as I did it I realized that there was too much hair coming off, but there was no turning back at that point

3/28/2014 6:14:40 PM

Post before & after pics plz

3/28/2014 6:37:59 PM

its friday night

I'm in DH Hill

I hate my life

3/28/2014 6:48:27 PM

^^^that sort of thing happened to me

twice

except I wasn't under the influence, I just decided to touch up because I saw I had missed a small part of my head

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anyway I found out the reason I wasn't seeing those emoji characters is that Chrome doesn't support them, but if you install Chromoji and use the "native font" option, you'll see them as intended
also Internet Explorer on Windows 8 and later lets you see them in color: http://getemoji.com/

[Edited on March 29, 2014 at 3:03 PM. Reason : forgot that CrazyWeb doesn't support anything beyond Windows-1252 natively

3/29/2014 3:01:28 PM

great date tonight!!!

3/30/2014 1:47:22 AM

so here's how you make screwed-up text: http://imgur.com/gallery/QFGej

also take Real Advice Mallard's real advice: http://imgur.com/gallery/EzalY

3/30/2014 4:46:14 AM

A thoroughly clean kitchen makes me so happy. I'd think I'd make it happen more often.

3/30/2014 9:32:02 PM

I can't believe the weekend is already over.

3/30/2014 10:20:12 PM

28.

3/31/2014 12:01:40 AM

Ahh, freedom. Kind of.

3/31/2014 8:52:39 AM

im not sure about this astrology whatnot hooplah but omg yesterdays

3/31/2014 5:13:15 PM

I want to make this. Spicy korean rice cakes with bacon and napa cabbage.

4/1/2014 12:30:04 AM

Anything with sauce and scallions is usually pretty tasty

4/1/2014 12:34:33 AM

True. Scallions make almost every dish pop!

4/1/2014 1:05:06 AM

oops! guess I'm used to wearing this tunic dress with tights/leggings, I didnt know how much it rides up.

4/1/2014 11:25:36 AM

madam, put your beav away. children are present

4/1/2014 11:26:26 AM

4/1/2014 12:14:20 PM

Chit chat translated to emoji in chrome is pretty funny.

4/1/2014 12:28:57 PM

fuck today

4/2/2014 2:00:17 PM

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4/2/2014 3:53:46 PM

I think I'm happy today

4/2/2014 5:24:50 PM

So if it's one word it doesn't wrap. Hm. My bad.

4/2/2014 6:15:43 PM

Ugh. Now thats ridiculous on my phone

4/2/2014 7:40:58 PM

Everyone keep posting so we can get this to the next page plz

4/2/2014 9:27:03 PM

I'll help pad the page, but in my defense I was really thinking about butts, a lot.

4/2/2014 10:14:45 PM

I should probably not have expected to find arborio rice in Jacksonville. :-/

4/3/2014 8:27:34 AM

...but it's such a culturally diverse and extensive metropolis.

4/3/2014 8:48:28 AM

Exactly.

I kind of want to go to the beach this weekend. Maybe I'll head down to Wilmington and pick some up. Or I guess I could have Aaron bring some back from Raleigh.

But either way, someone come visit me and go to the beach with me, k?

4/3/2014 8:51:23 AM

I ran out of eggs so I glued my lumpias last night with water and cornstarch. Then I fried them this morning, the first batch came undone.

Tip: don't cut corners, always use beaten egg to seal.

4/3/2014 10:06:24 AM

Last night I had a dream I was with a bunch of TWWers (but not any I actually know IRL) and they were all talking about how mean EMCE is. I was the only one who stuck up for him.

4/3/2014 10:18:02 AM

Quote :

"But either way, someone come visit me and go to the beach with me, k?"

Once I'm finished with my Bronco in about two weeks (hopefully), I'm going to take it down and give it a try on the sand. We'll talk then.

[Edited on April 3, 2014 at 10:28 AM. Reason : .]

4/3/2014 10:27:53 AM

Quote :

"Tip: don't cut corners, always use beaten egg to seal."

A tablespoon of ground flax seed and a little bit of water make a decent egg substitute actually.

4/3/2014 10:39:21 AM

Quote :

"Last night I had a dream I was with a bunch of TWWers (but not any I actually know IRL) and they were all talking about how mean EMCE is. I was the only one who stuck up for him."

Thanks for sticking up for me, meg. I love you.
Now, tell me who was talking smack about me in your dream, so I can suspend 'em.

4/3/2014 10:42:50 AM

^^ have you tried that for sealing things, though? I know it works in baking but I'm doubtful it would be all that successful for seaming.

4/3/2014 11:03:00 AM

No, but it's pretty sticky stuff. You are right though, when it comes to sealing (and bread-like items in general), it's beast to stick to the recipe.

4/3/2014 11:17:31 AM

I have now sold three cars on craigslist in the past 2 years...for either more, or right on the KBB price. I feel like an expert. But I'm more ecstatic just to have that money back in my account.

4/3/2014 11:20:03 AM

I took a bunch of videos at weezer last night and ruined them all with my horrible singing

4/3/2014 12:16:57 PM

is this page done yet? gah

4/3/2014 3:08:42 PM

Srsly

4/3/2014 3:22:18 PM

so close

4/3/2014 3:24:02 PM

in an effort to pad, i'll post pics of things i'm craving right now.




#fatgirldaydreams

[Edited on April 3, 2014 at 3:28 PM. Reason : ]

4/3/2014 3:28:31 PM

Jake's Wayback is better than Kick-Back Jack's

4/3/2014 3:33:59 PM

honestly didn't even pay attention to where the burger was from, just did a quick google image search

4/3/2014 3:34:58 PM