5/15/2014 5:40:57 AM

TGIF

5/16/2014 8:36:31 AM

This weekend...the weather...it beckons me to drink outside somewhere.

5/16/2014 9:07:24 AM

Wendy's sure has gone downhill in the past decade...I got a classic Single during a road trip the other day, and it was way, way worse than a Quarter Pounder with cheese

whereas in high school, Wendy's was (in my book) the undisputed king of fast food establishments.

5/16/2014 1:03:42 PM

charity house crawl tomorrow should be really fun

5/16/2014 2:21:41 PM

Made plans with friends for tonight like a week ago. Everyone was on board except my buddy who has to work. Now his wife has all of a sudden "come down with something" and she and her son aren't going to make it. With them out our last remaining friend is pulling out since he'd have to drive almost 45 minutes each way and just end up being a third wheel.

I get it that people may not want to get together on a particular night, but is it really that hard to say "Yeah I'm free that night, but I'd like to have a quiet evening at home?" instead of making plans and then faking an excuse to bail at the last minute?

5/16/2014 2:56:22 PM

why does my SO feel the need to "i need a break"

5/16/2014 6:33:10 PM

Is that better or worse than the "I just don't feel the way about you that you feel about me" talk I got last night

Doesn't matter. Dating blows.

5/16/2014 9:04:48 PM

pwnt

5/16/2014 9:21:40 PM

I am so exhausted but my brain wont let me sleep.

5/16/2014 11:59:22 PM

golf directly into a house crawl

let's light this candle

5/17/2014 7:40:30 AM

^^^^^ summatime!!!

5/17/2014 10:08:30 AM

Good lord, my dog's farts are an evil this world is not prepared for.

5/17/2014 10:38:50 AM

^^^^^^

5/17/2014 7:04:28 PM

this asshole from craigslist better not bail on me..

5/17/2014 7:15:19 PM

casual encounter?

5/17/2014 7:17:53 PM

selling him my macbook air

(then we'll fuck..)

5/17/2014 7:19:49 PM

I keep secrets very well...from personal experiences, to spouses cheating, to military related issues...i dont know why people trust me with information, but it stays quiet

5/18/2014 2:41:12 AM

I don't keep secrets well...but people keep telling me EVERYTHING!

5/18/2014 9:32:00 AM

I thought lawyers legally had to keep secrets. I'm really good with secrets.

5/18/2014 10:26:51 AM

Pretty sure this is going to be a two day hangover.

5/18/2014 11:58:41 AM

my internet connection is shitting itself

do we have google fiber yet. ugh

5/18/2014 3:21:22 PM

I had no idea iggy azalea was white until right now

5/18/2014 8:27:20 PM

Does the thought make you Kreygasm or BibleThump? Either way, PogChamp: http://variety.com/2014/digital/news/youtube-to-acquire-videogame-streaming-service-twitch-for-1-billion-sources-1201185204/

[Edited on May 18, 2014 at 10:28 PM. Reason : Kappa Kappa FrankerZ

5/18/2014 10:27:54 PM

5/19/2014 7:57:26 AM

Quote :

"I thought lawyers legally had to keep secrets. I'm really good with secrets."

I keep those secrets pretty well.

5/19/2014 8:49:37 AM

dropped kitty off at the groomers, I hope he's not too freaked out. this is a brand new place for him

5/19/2014 11:32:26 AM

can't complain

[Edited on May 19, 2014 at 2:18 PM. Reason : ]

5/19/2014 2:07:44 PM

I know I'm posting this a couple years too late, but I cannot stand the hand on waist pose. If it's to look thinner then why are so many thin women doing it?

5/19/2014 10:29:24 PM

it's called the skinny arm pose

and b/c girls are stupid

5/19/2014 11:19:57 PM

this cloud needs to go away, ASAP.

5/19/2014 11:22:00 PM

^^^Some naked ladies on this topic:

http://graciehagen.tumblr.com/post/68101852861/illusions-of-the-body-was-made-to-tackle-the

[Edited on May 19, 2014 at 11:25 PM. Reason : And a naked dude.]

5/19/2014 11:24:45 PM

lolwut

5/19/2014 11:43:32 PM

LOL, I dunno. It just came up when I searched "skinny arm pose."

5/19/2014 11:52:30 PM

My new iPad Air seems to have worse battery life than my old iPad 4. #fwp

5/20/2014 12:45:33 AM

I do the skinny arm in pics sometimes. Not on purpose, but there's only so many things you can do with your arms in awkward posed photos, and I would feel weird to have them hanging by my sides 100% of the time.

5/20/2014 8:42:49 AM

I wish they'd show models who actually have an ass so I'd know the bathing suit will cover it or not. These bitches need to do some squats or something.

5/20/2014 9:37:16 AM

wish there was a way to get all of the dimensional size span charts at once instead of one by one...

5/20/2014 9:42:41 AM

are monte carlo poker chips really the best?

5/20/2014 10:05:32 AM

Is it supposed to actually make your arm look skinny? I just really feel that isn't going to work for me.

5/20/2014 10:18:02 AM

No, not really. I don't take or pose for pictures. But it's basically a simple pose to avoid having a regular looking arm hanging by your side sorta smooshed against your boob and possibly concealing your dynamic shapeliness and energy.



It doesn't matter.

5/20/2014 10:56:36 AM

waiting on a text that probably won't come

5/20/2014 11:23:48 AM

Getting bad news sucks, especially when it relates to someone's health who your very close to.

5/20/2014 5:24:01 PM

today sucked...hoping tonight makes it better

5/20/2014 5:31:40 PM

I fucking love my sunroom. And I fucking love my husband. That is all.

5/20/2014 8:20:55 PM

today was great! even if my allergies did make me feel like shit...looking forward to this weekend, going to Charleston!

5/22/2014 12:03:12 AM

at 1900 I'll be one happy mofo. Don't have to work again until Monday. Going to the Nationwide Qualifying/Race on Saturday. Hell yeah this is gonna be a good weekend

5/22/2014 9:58:22 AM

Nothing more annoying than my parents and their "please cut your son's hair" weekly requests.

5/22/2014 12:08:27 PM

That picture is a before after atleast 2lb lost her cheeks are even different

5/22/2014 12:17:40 PM

Awwwww, I wanna go to charleston and see the blue water at folly beach. :/

5/22/2014 1:16:16 PM