can't get enough of the carter scratch. check out 1:05

5/20/2009 10:01:51 PM

two hours of criminal minds? fuck yeah!

5/20/2009 10:05:16 PM

bored, come on cubbies

5/20/2009 10:05:18 PM

i need to go to sleep

or just go back to the office

5/20/2009 10:06:48 PM

come on 11:15ish

5/20/2009 10:07:24 PM

I need a roommate.

5/20/2009 10:07:36 PM

oh my god i am a loser

5/20/2009 10:08:29 PM

why are the top 5 status updates on my fb newsfeed about american idol?


seriously

[Edited on May 20, 2009 at 10:09 PM. Reason : ^me too ]

5/20/2009 10:08:53 PM

5/20/2009 10:09:11 PM

^^ we should form a club where everyone can come to wallow in self pity

5/20/2009 10:13:22 PM

that would be the crappiest club ever


but tww is already good for that

5/20/2009 10:14:30 PM

hahahaha oh yea

i was thinking the club meetings could be at jackpot but tww will suffice

5/20/2009 10:16:12 PM

oh yeah....the meetings definitely need to be alcohol fueled...

that would really help


hahaha

5/20/2009 10:16:53 PM

drugs and how they can take away peoples souls in just a matter of months. and how sometimes it seems like everytime you start feeling awesome, something close to you blows up and gets all over you.

aka sometimes i wish i lived 2500 miles away and didnt know anyone and just had my own shit to worry about

5/20/2009 10:19:01 PM

UNBEWEAVEABLE

5/20/2009 10:33:17 PM

i've been considering to stooping to a level that's pretty hypocritical...

even by my standards


and my hypocracy knows very few bounds

5/20/2009 10:42:33 PM

well shit...no more bwning livinproof anymore...shes got "standards" now

5/20/2009 10:45:54 PM

don't be fooled


they aren't very high

5/20/2009 11:05:40 PM

Cleveland/Orlando is turning into a pretty good game

5/20/2009 11:06:19 PM

i love j.j.

but i also love lebron

i think i am going for the cavs

i went for the magic over the celtics. now i'm going for the cavs.

also i want to see cavs lakers. even though i'm secretly going for the nuggets over the lakers, but i'd still love to see a lebron kobe match up.

5/20/2009 11:08:16 PM

Quite the productive lil evening that was...

I love my dyson <3

5/20/2009 11:11:37 PM

^^I don't think JJ's seen the court tonight

5/20/2009 11:12:07 PM

he did fairly well against the celtics. i mean they brought him in to hit like 3 3s and then took him back out but 12pts, what are you gonna do.

its ok because i want my lover lebron to win anyway

5/20/2009 11:19:36 PM

Yea, I thought he did alright against the celtics in the first few games but couldn't find his shot in games 6 or 7(can't remember)...oh well though, I'm pulling for the cavs too

5/20/2009 11:20:34 PM

RASHARD LEWIS IS CLUTCH

5/20/2009 11:23:36 PM

^fuck lewis

5/20/2009 11:24:10 PM

YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAY!!!!!!!!!!!

5/20/2009 11:30:39 PM

poooooor lebron

5/20/2009 11:31:25 PM

there is a fucking owl right outside of my bedroom window and i think the thing is in heat or something

[Edited on May 20, 2009 at 11:32 PM. Reason : i'm not meant to sleep anymore]

5/20/2009 11:32:15 PM

nah its chilly out...

5/20/2009 11:32:43 PM

PICS or theres no owl

is it one of those big ass ones?

5/20/2009 11:32:55 PM

i don't know...

i can't see it but i can hear it...

5/20/2009 11:33:33 PM

Please list in order of most douche baggish (preps and/or frats would wear) to least douche baggish

Crocs
Rainbows
Docks
New Balance (the retro one)
Wallabees
Birkenstock

5/20/2009 11:35:01 PM

hey i wear crocs so they are least douchbaggest

5/20/2009 11:35:27 PM

I've seen hippies wearing crocs, birkenstocks, and wallabees so not so sure about them.

Seen lots of normal folks wearing rainbows and new balance.

That just leaves docks

5/20/2009 11:37:27 PM

this is all so shocking

5/20/2009 11:37:59 PM

i have all of the above except the birkenstocks


and i used to have some of them

[Edited on May 20, 2009 at 11:38 PM. Reason : and they are called sperry's or deck shoes...not docks]

5/20/2009 11:38:11 PM

i've always called them topsiders. whoops.

but i don't own crocs, docks, or birks.

the rest i haveee.

(and i've had topsiders and birkenstocks before, just not currently)

[Edited on May 20, 2009 at 11:39 PM. Reason : .]

5/20/2009 11:39:35 PM

well yeah...topsiders works too

5/20/2009 11:40:54 PM

I see.

Do you own any of those fuzzy boots with fur coming out of the end?

5/20/2009 11:43:38 PM

hell no

5/20/2009 11:44:31 PM

Hot diggity, free french fries and chicken fingers.

Gotta love it when your roommate offloads two meals worth of frozen food on you, lol.

5/20/2009 11:45:58 PM

sometimes i'm even frightened to check my email

5/20/2009 11:59:49 PM

1 more day of work this week

5/21/2009 12:00:40 AM

GAH FUCK MAH LIFE

[Edited on May 21, 2009 at 12:27 AM. Reason : my knee hurts]

5/21/2009 12:26:58 AM

should i go to bed or no?

5/21/2009 12:35:18 AM

go to bed...that's what I'm about to do

5/21/2009 12:39:42 AM

i think thats a great idea

5/21/2009 12:41:20 AM

thanks, me too

5/21/2009 12:47:39 AM

the only thing i feel like eating are brownies or oatmeal creme pies and they are both pretty unhealthy

5/21/2009 1:13:21 AM