BUMPED for the weekend

11/13/2010 6:17:41 PM

Why yes. Yes I am.

11/13/2010 7:42:32 PM

My penis is like a divining rod.

11/13/2010 7:43:59 PM

The spirit is definitely willing, but my body is just going to betray me.

11/15/2010 11:12:36 PM

alas, this dry spell is killin' me...I can yank it 5 times a day, but it's never as good as some poonanner. Not even close. And right now, I could nail the sweet bejeezus outta some.

11/15/2010 11:16:52 PM

That desire is coming back



Now to find someone to share it with...

11/15/2010 11:18:41 PM

Bitches, light up the man's in box!

11/15/2010 11:19:14 PM

Fuck this cold

I need to get laid

I should just say I lost my voice at the football game....but no I'm too nice lol

11/15/2010 11:19:18 PM

post.

11/15/2010 11:28:07 PM

Quote :

"Fuck this cold I need to get laid I should just say I lost my voice at the football game....but no I'm too nice lol"

I don't know what you're talkin' about! A cold (either mine or the other party's) NEVER stopped me from beating the brakes off it.

11/15/2010 11:29:50 PM

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11/15/2010 11:32:18 PM

Post.

11/15/2010 11:33:36 PM

11/15/2010 11:33:43 PM

Well I don't wanna get other people sick....

I don't know what's wrong with me

11/15/2010 11:36:56 PM

11/15/2010 11:38:30 PM

RARRRRRR!!!!

11/16/2010 1:01:08 AM

11/16/2010 1:04:49 AM

11/16/2010 1:06:59 AM

let the sexting commence

11/16/2010 1:13:51 AM

pm me your #

11/16/2010 1:14:33 AM

lolololol

11/16/2010 1:15:01 AM

11/16/2010 1:16:30 AM

11/16/2010 1:17:14 AM

11/16/2010 1:20:42 AM

11/16/2010 1:21:50 AM

inbox still red

11/16/2010 1:22:39 AM

11/16/2010 1:23:25 AM

inbox still red

11/16/2010 1:32:02 AM

POASTTTTTTTTTTTTTT

11/16/2010 9:49:07 PM

11/17/2010 10:37:58 PM

inbox still red

11/17/2010 10:38:33 PM

11/17/2010 10:56:27 PM

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12/7/2010 12:30:36 AM

12/7/2010 12:31:23 AM

A former FWB got in touch with me yesterday. She never fails to get me in the mood. Wonder where this is gonna end up...

12/7/2010 12:34:46 AM

Mr. Joshua....You should come assist me with things around my apartment.

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12/7/2010 12:35:04 AM

Yessssssssssssssssssssss.

12/7/2010 12:50:37 AM

12/7/2010 2:43:42 AM

v_v

12/10/2010 1:04:50 AM

Yesssssssssssssssssssssss.

12/10/2010 1:06:46 AM

duh!

12/10/2010 1:09:46 AM

signed

12/10/2010 1:34:20 AM

so ronery

12/11/2010 10:22:47 PM

and hungry. I guess I will go eat first then see if I can find the husband.

12/13/2010 1:18:50 AM

he's on tww trying to run stuff lol

12/13/2010 8:36:28 AM

not really, just bored this morning

12/13/2010 8:37:12 AM

my b, best of lucky relieving boredom good sir!

12/13/2010 8:38:13 AM

it's ok, in 2 hours i have some things i have to get around to doing...

12/13/2010 8:38:46 AM

bttt

12/19/2010 9:49:55 AM

I'll preface this saying that we were 11 or 12 and had just learned the art of the beat so all of this was totally not gay.

I had a friend named Brandon who we used to jack together. Not jacking each other, no actual physical contact; we would just go to an isolated place like the woods, his treehouse, my basement, etc. with a stack of porno mags and beat. It seemed natural at the time and not a big deal. We had just discovered this wonderful practice and of course wanted to do it as often as possible, and being good friends, it seemed like a good idea to do it together.

Well one day, we're in the midst of a good session, just whacking away. His parents are out to dinner and we have the place to ourselves. We have a Penthouse splayed out on the table and an early 90's porno running on the television, and we're really enjoying ourselves. So much so, in fact, that we don't hear the garage door open, don't hear the key in the door and don't hear the footsteps in the doorway until the startled shriek his mother lets out when she walks in on two adolescent boys with their shirts off and their pants around their ankles furiously masturbating in her living room. It was quite the sight to see.

1/7/2011 2:01:27 PM