Soooo tired.

2/4/2009 11:31:58 PM

Jones came into the office an hour late for the third time in one week and found the boss waiting for him. "What's the story this time, Jones?" he asked sarcastically. "Let's hear a good excuse for a change."

Jones sighed, "Everything went wrong this morning, Boss. The wife decided to drive me to the station. She got ready in ten minutes, but then the drawbridge got stuck. Rather than let you down, I swam across the river -- look, my suit's still damp -- ran out to the airport, got a ride on Mr. Thompson's helicopter, landed on top of Radio City Music Hall, and was carried here piggyback by one of the Rockettes."

"You'll have to do better than that, Jones," said the boss, obviously disappointed. "No woman can get ready in ten minutes."

2/4/2009 11:40:57 PM

2/4/2009 11:53:51 PM

I really wanna make rice krispy treats

it's too late lol

2/4/2009 11:56:32 PM

I HATE UPDATING MY RESUME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

2/4/2009 11:59:32 PM

Haha my room is still a mess....

2/5/2009 12:17:33 AM

cigarette or bed?

2/5/2009 12:26:05 AM

no fumar

2/5/2009 12:27:17 AM

I resisted the temptation!

No rice krispy/fruity pebble treats tonight. I'll make them tomorrow.

2/5/2009 12:28:04 AM

I forgot how big my bed was....haha I just made it up and it's a big bed! It's also clean. I wish I had a lap desk, but I should probably go to sleep instead of stay up and draw.

2/5/2009 12:37:48 AM

california, rest in peace

2/5/2009 2:03:16 AM

omfg busy

This week keeps getting crazier and crazier

2/5/2009 2:40:37 AM

my butthole is throwing up again

2/5/2009 2:59:48 AM

jus did the double dose of robitussin and popped a melatonin....

2 nights of crazy dreams....yay

2/5/2009 3:03:24 AM

Does anyone want a Papillon that likes shitting in his kennel?

He's free. :mad: :mad: :mad: :mad: :mad: :mad: :mad: :mad: :mad: :mad: :mad: :mad: :mad: :mad: :mad: :mad: :mad: :mad: :mad: :mad: :mad: :mad: :mad: :mad: :mad: :mad: :mad: :mad: :mad: :mad: :mad: :mad: :mad:

2/5/2009 5:02:43 AM

haha damn

Quote :

"Road to driver's exam not easy street for S.Korean Posted: 34 minutes ago Updated: 29 minutes ago SEOUL, South Korea — A woman in South Korea who has taken the written exam required for a driver's license nearly every day since 2005 has failed again - but is hoping attempt No. 772 will be the charm. The aspiring driver took her first test in April 2005, according to Choi Young-chul, an official at the North Jeolla Province driver's license agency in Jeonju, 150 miles (240 kilometers) south of Seoul. She has taken the test a record 771 times, most recently on Monday, but has yet to pass. She said she plans to take the test again but did not say when, he said Thursday. The 68-year-old has spent 4 million won ($3,000) on fees for the test, he said. Applicants must score at least 60 on the written exam before they can get behind the wheel for a driving test. Choi says she's scored as high as 50. "I feel sorry every time I see Cha fail. When she passes, I'll make a memorial tablet myself and give it to her," Park Jung-seok, a traffic police officer at the agency, told the Korea Times newspaper. No other details about her identity were released other than her family name, Cha."

2/5/2009 7:05:36 AM

Quote :

"goodbye boat... :/ hello camera!"

for the record...i had nothing to do with this decision.

2/5/2009 7:07:36 AM

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-722K7aj5TI

2/5/2009 7:58:51 AM

i have a candle lit in my room. not because it smells good. because it's cold.

if i could sit on top of this thing i would.

2/5/2009 9:29:27 AM

poor people food and now poor people heating

yay

2/5/2009 9:35:14 AM

still sick

2/5/2009 9:37:23 AM

YAY!!! Bucky made his reservation for our wedding YAY!!! So glad he's going to come

2/5/2009 9:49:12 AM

wtf an after party invite for a happy hour

2/5/2009 9:50:04 AM

I left a candle burning all night last night for the second time in a week. That's probably bad.

2/5/2009 9:57:33 AM

DONT DIE SKWINKLE

2/5/2009 9:58:19 AM

SKWINK

what are you doing tonight?

2/5/2009 9:58:56 AM

nothing like a strip club lunch invite to brighten your morning !!!


yeah they'll have the B team out there, but still

2/5/2009 9:58:57 AM

Hmm, I am also pretty sure my cat tried to kill me last night because I woke up with him laying right across my face ... I'm lucky to be here.

^^ Nothing I can think of ... cooking dinner and maybe laundry part II

[Edited on February 5, 2009 at 9:59 AM. Reason : .]

2/5/2009 9:58:59 AM

are you seeing the world in a different light after your near death experiences

2/5/2009 9:59:47 AM

I feel so alive!

2/5/2009 10:00:59 AM

who has control of the fast forward button for today

2/5/2009 10:10:12 AM

holy shit I slept like ass last night


if i get the right kind of ass tonight though, I won't have this problem

2/5/2009 10:10:59 AM

^

Swink you wanna go out tonight?

2/5/2009 10:12:07 AM

You don't have to ask me twice

2/5/2009 10:12:58 AM

oh man i just pictured ambrosia laying there naked with some dude slamming her gaping gash

glad lunch is still 2 hours away

2/5/2009 10:13:29 AM

A friend of mine and I are gonna hit up a bar tonight and your name popped in my head to join in!!

2/5/2009 10:14:00 AM

i'll be on campus after work if you want to meet for wangs and thangs for supper

[Edited on February 5, 2009 at 10:15 AM. Reason : and i'll have the baby with me ]

2/5/2009 10:15:23 AM

obligatory i got a wang for ya

2/5/2009 10:16:14 AM

i really hate these dreams I have where the beach is vertical
frustrates me when i'm asleep
and it annoys the shit out of me once i wake up, too.

2/5/2009 10:16:17 AM

wangs and thangs

that is quite tempting indeed

2/5/2009 10:20:47 AM

i need to be in Kilgore Hall between 6-6:30ish...

but i'm leaving work early to take the cat to the vet so i'll be free after 4 or so


so we can grab a quick bite if you want

2/5/2009 10:22:59 AM

Well I don't get off until 5 and I gotta run by my apartment complex. Then I was gonna hit up the beauty supply sto so I can get a relaxer for my afro american hair that is getting out of control.

2/5/2009 10:25:09 AM

haha....ok


well then i guess it'll be some other time

2/5/2009 10:26:49 AM

I need to go to bed but this music is waaay too good.

2/5/2009 10:26:57 AM

ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

2/5/2009 10:28:56 AM

First radio show was this morning, it went pretty well.

2/5/2009 10:36:40 AM

time to man up and put my sleeping schedule in a choke hold.

2/5/2009 10:47:37 AM

It is 25 fucking degrees outside. Yick.

2/5/2009 10:58:22 AM

yeah and there's occasional wind gusts

cold as shit outside

2/5/2009 10:59:53 AM

I should probably be out of here by 1245
which means at the very latest, I need to be in the shower by 1145

which means I have 45 minutes to get everything else done

hmmmmm

2/5/2009 11:01:04 AM