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is it Friday yet?

6/3/2014 12:32:15 PM

Seriously. I can't believe it's only Tuesday.

6/3/2014 4:36:08 PM

I havnt done shit at work for 3 weeks and complaining i need a vacation.

6/3/2014 4:41:44 PM

Dammit, FedEx. When I refused this delivery yesterday because it was supposed to be returned to the sender, you said "OK, I'll take care of it."

Apparently that means "I'll bring it back tomorrow and leave it at your door anyway."

6/3/2014 4:42:55 PM

^^^ I kept thinking today was Wednesday for some reason.

6/3/2014 8:55:27 PM

I hate moving. The end.

6/3/2014 9:44:04 PM

I'm sad

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6/3/2014 11:54:20 PM

I forgot how bad poison ivy sucks. Every itch is suspect now

6/4/2014 9:49:08 AM

plumber is here, water is off, and i have to take a huge dump

6/4/2014 9:51:18 AM

You should be able to get one flush in.

6/4/2014 9:53:03 AM

unless huge dump = 2 flushes

6/4/2014 10:01:44 AM

i don't think he'd like me shitting directly into the hole in the floor, asian style.

6/4/2014 10:03:34 AM

You just said water was off. Didn't mention the toilet was gone.

6/4/2014 10:07:08 AM

yeah, I didn't know either until I walked in there.

6/4/2014 10:11:52 AM

Just when I was super happy and excited, I've been cut down and I'm tired. Again.

I'm tired of being tired.

6/4/2014 7:28:19 PM

Need sleep!

6/5/2014 1:40:59 AM

I wish I could stop watching this Red Sox game.

6/5/2014 1:55:13 AM

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6/5/2014 7:16:40 AM

Whoaaaaaahoho roller coaster. You can stop now mmmmthanks

6/5/2014 7:13:53 PM

where should i eat?

6/5/2014 7:51:50 PM

Ran faster than usual got chaffing.

6/5/2014 9:22:29 PM

ugh, I feel you. I chaffed my legs this weekend with some new shorts I got that apparently were too big, and it's just now starting to not bother me anymore.

6/5/2014 9:40:18 PM

Body glide is your friend. My fat thighs can wear dresses in the summer thanks to it. THANKS BODY GLIDE!

6/6/2014 9:09:23 AM

bodyglide


apparently there is something out there for everything ..

6/6/2014 10:57:30 AM

Someone on the wake county baby and kids buy sell trade site was trying to sell a nap nanny.

6/6/2014 1:16:16 PM

So this is what is happening in my new town... WTF?!?!

http://www.people.com/article/kyle-jones-cougar-lover-91-year-old-girlfriend

6/6/2014 2:47:08 PM

Just saw a major argument go down at red lobster over the heat spurs series. Major lols wish i had gotten it on video

6/7/2014 4:50:38 PM

I know someone who is a completely different person depending on the season. I know peoples moods are affected by the seasons/weather, but this is just on an entirely different level. During the winter, she's calm, easy going, fun. Summer? She's fucking batshit crazy, balls to the ball. It's like every summer she goes through a hypermanic episode for a few months. It's obnoxious

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6/7/2014 4:56:21 PM

Always so damn hungry

6/7/2014 7:10:19 PM

No california chrome triple crown

Sigh there goes my 100 beans

6/7/2014 7:18:34 PM

Fried egg biscuit from Rise was on point this morning.

6/8/2014 12:36:35 PM

About to start back on this season 2 of Orange is The New Black.

6/8/2014 3:56:09 PM

^ Girl, you wanna to come over here and watch it with me? We can snuggle.

6/8/2014 4:09:55 PM

Sure! Be there in 5 hours! LOL I do love that show.

6/8/2014 4:17:42 PM

I was fine with the thought of a fasted blood test in the morning until I just realized that means getting up at 5, making coffee and not being able to drink any of it for 5 hours.

6/8/2014 10:12:51 PM

My rule for Orange is 2 episodes /week. It's so hard not to binge.

6/8/2014 10:34:37 PM

the perpetuation of employment discrimination

6/8/2014 10:56:42 PM

Was offered a promotion but it'd require a move to georgia. Tifton, GA (anybody know anything about tifton?). I'm leaning towards not taking it since the raise isn't all that significant. But this whole thing has me reevaluating things. I've only been out of school since May 2013. And working with this company for about 9 months. It's ok, pay isn't great, but for the time being it's a decent enough job to get my foot in the door and get real on the job experience.

But since I'm leaning towards not taking this promotion, I'm going to probably start looking to make a career move.

So that's what I'm thinking about/stressing about at the moment.

6/9/2014 8:19:31 PM

I know nothing about Tifton except that it seems like it would sort of be in the middle of nowhere. I think I've driven past it from Atlanta to Florida.




I had an event for work tonight. Thrift store blazer for $7 and thrift store tie for $1 ftw. I've had some really good second-hand scores recently.



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6/9/2014 11:09:48 PM

looks good

6/9/2014 11:18:03 PM

Just found an unread facebook message from my instructor that passed away a week after my graduation. It's stupid how facebook puts messages in a folder labeled "other" and doesn't tell you about it.

6/10/2014 12:33:13 PM

decisions decisions

6/10/2014 1:04:28 PM

That dude has an almost perfect body for a suit. Fuck, I am drooling...

6/10/2014 1:06:29 PM

so maybe your wife left because you are into dudes? just throwing it out there

6/10/2014 1:07:56 PM

oh dag

6/10/2014 1:11:47 PM

Sexuality is just made up bullshit.

6/10/2014 4:02:26 PM

full from dinner
nba finals
couch

things that make me happy right now

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6/10/2014 9:06:09 PM

I finished OITNB season 2 already

6/10/2014 10:16:30 PM

God, I feel so old.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8UDknCNL8aI

6/11/2014 12:02:47 AM

RT(R), bitchessss!

6/11/2014 4:42:22 PM