Nuggets.... Someone ate my snickers


You will pay!!!

6/21/2014 9:49:30 PM

pay approximately $5.99 plus tax for one of those big bags of itty bitty wrapped Snickers, that is

6/21/2014 9:52:41 PM

This should be a crazy good Sunday Funday

6/22/2014 10:22:35 AM

TWW amateur detectives/private investigators/stalkers/etc -- I need help finding out personal information about an individual. I have limited information already. Please message me if you know of any ways that can help! Seriously. Thanks!

6/22/2014 4:22:39 PM

OMG Ryan's best friend from preschool is going to be able to make his birthday party! he's going to be so excited to see him.

6/22/2014 6:35:04 PM

^^anyone that can help with my search mentioned above? Pretty desperate.

6/23/2014 8:06:02 PM

I can try. PM me.

6/23/2014 8:13:14 PM

^^ I have to know what this is about now

6/23/2014 11:22:06 PM

I'm just trying to understand exactly what the hell is going on in OITNB.

6/23/2014 11:33:50 PM

my printer started shitting out a blank sheet of paper before it will print anything. wtf.

6/24/2014 7:53:33 AM

it's prewiping

6/24/2014 8:07:16 AM

Dead person in a casket on facebook.

6/24/2014 8:36:18 AM

In a baller mood this morning.

It's a celebration!

6/24/2014 8:38:12 AM

I want to go swimming but I don't want to go with just the baby.

6/24/2014 8:49:01 AM

I think I'm the only person I know that hates swimming.

And just going to pools in general. Although, I suppose I'd be okay just getting drunk and laying there.

[Edited on June 24, 2014 at 9:01 AM. Reason : ]

6/24/2014 9:00:32 AM

I hate swimming. I like going to the pool/beach and hanging out, but not the swimming part.

6/24/2014 9:01:18 AM

Quote :

"TWW amateur detectives/private investigators/stalkers/etc -- I need help finding out personal information about an individual. I have limited information already. Please message me if you know of any ways that can help! Seriously. Thanks!"

dang...i gave you my address...you don't have to get the tww stalkers out after me

6/24/2014 9:01:37 AM

^ ^ word. I dunno, I don't really like hanging out at the pool, either. I can do the beach, though...just still no swimming

[Edited on June 24, 2014 at 9:02 AM. Reason : ]

6/24/2014 9:02:03 AM

it's never too late to learn to swim

6/24/2014 9:11:44 AM

6/24/2014 9:12:14 AM

lol, casey. different situation. i'll catch you up later!

ps - i'd rather swim than lay out by the pool. i get so bored & hot just sitting by the pool.

[Edited on June 24, 2014 at 9:19 AM. Reason : ]

6/24/2014 9:18:59 AM

I know how to swim. I just don't like it.

6/24/2014 9:23:25 AM

right

6/24/2014 9:30:50 AM

*shrug*

6/24/2014 9:35:59 AM

I needs to be trying to sleep...instead I'm on the laptop with the TV on and my GD legs won't stop itching...I feel like I'm scratching like a meth addict

6/25/2014 12:12:52 AM

tonight i went to a meet up in colorado springs. i am sitting across from a girl who tells me she is also from nc. she says she just moved out here and is trying to find a job and has an economics degree, but she is looking for nannying positions.

i tell her my company is hiring and offer to give her my info.

later on we are all talking, and i ask her what school she went to. she replies UNC, i say oh cool i went to NC State. she proceeds to go into a rant to the whole group about how much nc state sucks at sports and how we are not their rival (like anyone there really cares about two schools from nc and their "not" rivalry).

anyway, good luck with finding a job as a nanny, and i retract my previous offer to help you out


oh and she had those weird creepy limp tiny hands that some chicks have

6/25/2014 1:22:17 AM

lol

6/25/2014 1:24:36 AM

Haha, you know that saying about not getting mad at a snake for biting you—that's just what it does?

A Tarhole is just a different sort of snake [in the grass].



Oh, and

[Edited on June 25, 2014 at 1:31 AM. Reason : ]

6/25/2014 1:31:07 AM

...and there's why I haven't gotten on facebook lately.

I'm dumb

Why the hell am I not asleep

6/25/2014 3:00:31 AM

Got a speeding ticket.. can no longer drive like I did while living in CT.

6/25/2014 12:27:57 PM

Quote :

"I can do the beach, though...just still no swimming"

Reason #eleventybillion that my ass stays out of the ocean. Caught at Oak Island about a month ago.

6/25/2014 2:42:43 PM

Quote :

"I like going to the pool/beach and hanging out, but not the swimming part."

Same here.

6/25/2014 3:16:44 PM

http://youtube.com/watch?v=CTTkUiLNLN4

6/25/2014 7:12:53 PM

mo money mo problems

6/25/2014 10:06:15 PM

My dentist wants me to wear a night guard so that he can look at the wear and tear to see if I am clenching or grinding. Every night I put it in. Every morning I wake up and it is sitting on my nightstand.

6/25/2014 10:55:54 PM

Fruit flies will be the death of meeeeeeee.

6/26/2014 2:29:27 PM

^^ lol

6/26/2014 3:35:49 PM

I feel like given my profession I should have good handwriting. It's pretty horrible.

6/26/2014 4:26:37 PM

Your profession?

6/26/2014 4:39:50 PM

editor/writer

6/26/2014 4:53:15 PM

6/26/2014 4:56:06 PM

At least I'm not doing any proof editing these days. That's the only thing I've done that requires handwriting. And even then it was mostly symbols rather than words.

6/26/2014 5:01:21 PM

I think you have nice writing

6/26/2014 5:23:50 PM

Quote :

"Your profession?"

6/26/2014 5:23:59 PM

I haven't been anywhere in forever, but I'm going to Key West!

I wanna start a thread asking for advice on what to do and where to go.

But I'm only gonna be there for a few days, and I don't really care.

Figured I'd cover my bragging with this post.

So, yeah...suck it, guys. Key West is way cooler than all y'all's bullshitty trips.

6/26/2014 6:59:08 PM

Key West is overrun by cats

6/26/2014 7:57:20 PM

BridgetSPK is the worst

I want to go on another trip

6/26/2014 8:07:20 PM

AHA, it's literally just four days.

I'm arriving in Miami first for a Marlins game...so if anybody has some good shit for me to talk, fill me in!

And, as is, there are decent odds I'll be arrested in Key West...so I gotta stay cool and keep my head on.

6/26/2014 9:38:55 PM

Girl at work randomly made me a cheesecake

6/27/2014 1:26:40 PM

That's not random, dude. That's love!

6/27/2014 2:19:25 PM