I think maybe it is time to go to bed...

No????

Ehhhh I dunno

2/7/2009 2:23:30 AM

probably should have stuck with the beer tonight and ignored the rum

dammit

2/7/2009 2:33:16 AM

time to goto work

2/7/2009 2:38:08 AM

Why do I have the "Rehab" song by Amy Winehouse stuck in my head?

2/7/2009 4:09:12 AM

Tonight went from Carl Face to ...I would love to go to bed, but I have a piss test.

2/7/2009 7:31:37 AM

2/7/2009 8:36:38 AM

http://www.spcawake.org/goto/maryelise

2/7/2009 9:14:03 AM

its a good day to be outside

2/7/2009 9:38:09 AM

I can feel her judging me haha

[Edited on February 7, 2009 at 10:19 AM. Reason : ]

2/7/2009 10:13:06 AM

O man, do I feel lighter.

2/7/2009 10:35:38 AM

turkish euro bars = awesome

2/7/2009 10:44:17 AM

ok wtf

[Edited on February 7, 2009 at 11:24 AM. Reason : wtf]

2/7/2009 11:24:03 AM

everybody looks at me like i'm crazy when i get up and take a shot in the mornings after a hard night of drinking

i swear it f'in works though. some headache medicine + shot = feel great within 30 mins

2/7/2009 11:24:03 AM

poor liver

2/7/2009 11:25:38 AM

true, true.

2/7/2009 11:31:13 AM

i'm gonna carry reminder cards on a keychain and attach it to my belt loops.
they will say "NO LIQUOR" "THINK BEFORE YOU SPEAK" "CHEESE FRIES ARE A BAD IDEA" & "GO HOME"

2/7/2009 11:34:52 AM

wow


that was too much crazy


even for me

i liked all her friends though

too bad theyre no fun at apples to apples

2/7/2009 11:52:30 AM

naptime

2/7/2009 11:57:45 AM

Quote :

"i'm gonna carry reminder cards on a keychain and attach it to my belt loops. they will say "NO LIQUOR" "THINK BEFORE YOU SPEAK" "CHEESE FRIES ARE A BAD IDEA" & "GO HOME""

Hahaha. . .That sounds exactly what I would tell myself back in the day before going out to the Ale House or Jax.

2/7/2009 12:45:18 PM

2/7/2009 12:49:47 PM

-my back hurts, still

-a cookout would be good

2/7/2009 1:12:31 PM

2/7/2009 1:39:07 PM

him: "i'm going to marry her one day. i swear"
me: "maybe you should stop breaking down her door.... breaking her cell phone into pieces... that kind of stuff"
him: "i know. i am working on it. it's going to be perfect. and then i'm going to marry her."

2/7/2009 1:40:14 PM

wow that's crazy talk

2/7/2009 1:43:04 PM

good morning

2/7/2009 1:43:40 PM

This Rephresh commercial cracks me up!

2/7/2009 1:45:11 PM

Thinking about going to see "The Wrestler" at the Rialto at 4:30.

2/7/2009 1:49:25 PM

what the hell should I do tonight?

2/7/2009 1:50:03 PM

i'm tryin to organize a cookout


then some good ol' fashion drinkin

2/7/2009 1:50:29 PM

oh wow a cookout is perfect for this weather

how did last night go?

2/7/2009 1:55:23 PM

it had its ups and downs


over all i give it a 7


definately got a 10/10 in terms of some crazy shit happening

2/7/2009 1:58:07 PM

DETAILS

2/7/2009 2:00:19 PM

oh gosh...what ha-happen?

2/7/2009 2:01:16 PM

wish i felt like doing anything

im missing this gorgeous weather

2/7/2009 2:04:04 PM

THANKS FOR RETURNING MY PHONE CALL


jerk

2/7/2009 2:05:30 PM

THANKS FOR RETURNING MY PHONE CALL


jerk

2/7/2009 2:06:38 PM

didn't this girl use to be a cheerleader at state? there was always something about her face that just didn't seem right.

2/7/2009 2:06:41 PM

well I hope brie cheese is ok for dogs because my dog just ganged this cracker out my hand lol

2/7/2009 2:14:10 PM

a corona would be money right now

2/7/2009 2:14:48 PM

tea

2/7/2009 2:18:48 PM

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-ECyX8A3iP0

2/7/2009 2:23:29 PM

edklj

[Edited on February 7, 2009 at 2:36 PM. Reason : d]

2/7/2009 2:35:52 PM

Quote :

"Since mammalian predators tend to hunt old or unhealthy animals, stotting informs the predator that the animal is actually very healthy and strong and the predator might do well to try to hunt the other animals in the herd."

hahaha, I imagine that being said with a British accent

2/7/2009 2:44:24 PM

So happy I didn't have to work lunch today.

Really really want this job so I can get out of waitressing!!!!!!

2/7/2009 3:08:41 PM

going to see he's just not that into you

irony!

2/7/2009 3:20:48 PM

Some girl on facebook comments on her own status, it's weird

2/7/2009 3:21:58 PM

girl scout cookies

2/7/2009 3:39:36 PM

^ how much is a box? i never have cash on me..

poker then the gym then dunno what to do for dinner. I just want some Chinese take out and spring rolls but that's not good for the body!

2/7/2009 3:47:02 PM

yeah, dude...that's what I'm afraid of.

how do guys not realize when they're creepy

2/7/2009 5:00:29 PM

3307

2/7/2009 5:08:46 PM