LOL

8/20/2009 5:04:46 PM

that yellow frog is hilarious

8/20/2009 5:06:04 PM

wow, i have a lot more money in my bank account than i thought I did.

that makes me feel better

8/20/2009 5:23:57 PM

So tired and burping up red pepper hummus...........

8/20/2009 6:13:30 PM

REK, Tuscaloosa, one week from tomorrow!!!

8/20/2009 6:51:10 PM

a guy

8/20/2009 7:02:11 PM

I really do not like my brothers girlfriend at all.

8/20/2009 7:08:15 PM

thank you person i will not name for something i will not name!

8/20/2009 7:47:19 PM

Fucking tired, I hate naps that don't satisfy.

8/20/2009 7:48:28 PM

what the hell am I going to do tonight...

8/20/2009 7:59:19 PM

morgan, wes and john are all looking for something to do, we should just get a bunch of people at a house and drink

i.e. your house

8/20/2009 8:00:19 PM

haha well I'm fine with having people over... note, I no longer have rock band though (that mean ol' mr hansbury came and took it away )

8/20/2009 8:01:30 PM

8/20/2009 8:02:14 PM

PROJECT RUNWAY!!!!!!!!!!!!!

oh how i've missed you

8/20/2009 8:02:29 PM

one more assrape threat and I will come over and fuck you up sir

8/20/2009 8:03:16 PM

8/20/2009 8:03:37 PM

I miss it already... I seriously might run to best buy and buy it...

8/20/2009 8:05:41 PM

hmmm what's for dinner?

8/20/2009 8:15:26 PM

^^if you do that text me, ima get off tww for awhile to play with my new toy

8/20/2009 8:16:12 PM

I feel like sitting on the roof and playing my guitar while I look out at the ocean....

8/20/2009 8:25:34 PM

I want this so bad

8/20/2009 9:09:51 PM

i feel like being in a house were i can look at the ocean

8/20/2009 9:10:52 PM

Me too! but I'll settle for drinking wine and watching lightning.

8/20/2009 9:14:15 PM

I'm just gonna take my ipod and go up on the roof instead of my guitar....I've been drinking a bit and I don't need to drop my guitar off the roof.

8/20/2009 9:15:07 PM

in a nutty mood and my puppy needs a walk

8/20/2009 9:27:16 PM

tonight went well


i hope it's a sign of things to come

8/20/2009 9:37:22 PM

Details, woman!

8/20/2009 9:39:59 PM

oh...it's nothing remotely interesting to tww people

8/20/2009 9:40:46 PM

A date, perhaps? I am intrigued and wish to subscribe to your newsletter!

8/20/2009 9:44:38 PM

not hardly

it's sorority stuff

8/20/2009 9:48:12 PM

Blood orange sorbet is kinda weird

8/20/2009 10:00:46 PM

bath time!

8/20/2009 10:02:04 PM

my back is killing me

8/20/2009 10:03:03 PM

On the plus side, you have big boobies!

8/20/2009 10:06:11 PM

i would like some more beef jerkey

8/20/2009 10:15:28 PM

Think it's funny that Megan Wants A Millionaire was pulled from the air. FUCK HER.

8/20/2009 10:21:53 PM

Someone buy me this.

8/20/2009 10:22:20 PM

^^ already? They didn't even finish the season?

8/20/2009 10:32:32 PM

hahahaha, I just started uploading a video to facebook and it said it was going to take infinity time to upload.

8/20/2009 10:36:18 PM

cause one of the guys was a suspected murderer

8/20/2009 10:36:20 PM

I just went on a nice fast powerwalk, no homo. 2.8 miles in 40 minutes...which is fast for my tree stump pulling mule ass.

Now to try to go to sleep. Maybe tomorrow will be a better day. I already feel better...will feel even better when I get back down to 230 lbs.

8/20/2009 10:37:39 PM

the truck I'm looking at on Sunday

8/20/2009 10:41:33 PM

Yeah, Jen, it was pulled because a suspected murderer is a contestant. But still!

8/20/2009 10:42:25 PM

mmmm.....Riesling with a maraschino cherry ftw!

8/20/2009 10:42:34 PM

I am so ridiculously broke right now, even with this huge amount of money I'm getting with this paycheck.

Dammit. MO MONEY MO PROBLEMS.

Really though, the expenses I have here are unbelievable. All these motherfuckers are pulling this front end loading bullshit on me. Oh yeah we're a month into your coverage period because we've been delaying all this time so that we can charge you double on your first bill! LOL! Isn't that great?

That, and the apartment I'm in is as efficient as a shoebox. I'm gonna contact building maintenance about weatherstripping or something, cause I ain't interested in spending this much on electricity because they're too jewish to air condition the common areas.

8/20/2009 10:45:48 PM

I think I love Drupal. Is there a better CMS?

8/20/2009 10:49:08 PM

I'm really cranky

and my back hurts really fucking bad

8/20/2009 10:53:30 PM

need sleep meds

8/20/2009 10:54:07 PM

Your back hurts bc you have big b3wbs.

And wtf, they pulled megan wants a millionaire bc of a murder scandal?

And I must say, I am in love with sex toy dave.

8/20/2009 10:55:33 PM

good LORD...times they are a CHANGING.

8/20/2009 10:58:58 PM