I really messed up by not mowing my grass Sunday. Heading out of town Thursday - Sunday. Shit's going to be out of control. Damn rain

6/2/2015 10:31:41 AM

Got that shit mowed!

6/2/2015 7:53:55 PM

pretty bummed that I'm missing St. Vincent in charlotte tonight but oh well.

6/2/2015 9:26:01 PM

Tumblr in action: http://fuckyeahdegeneracy.tumblr.com/post/119354554606

6/3/2015 8:04:45 PM

Sitting here twiddling my thumbs until 3. This annoys me. I could have totally be home by now, but NOOOOOO! The EC teacher had to fuck up all her IEP meetings so she is having to redo them now. I didn't take a lunch so I could leave no later than 3. If I could haven't gotten the principal to sign off of my room earlier I would've been gone long ago, but she had to be in the IEP meeting with the fuck up EC teacher. GROWL!

6/9/2015 2:23:18 PM

^^Reminds me of this graph I made years ago

6/9/2015 2:26:45 PM

My brother in-law is building the Holderness' new house. I hope he comes back with some juicy stories or at least some nudes of the wife.

[Edited on June 10, 2015 at 12:41 PM. Reason : .]

6/10/2015 12:41:36 PM

I wish this anti-MLM movie had gotten funded: https://www.kickstarter.com/projects/1515676843/man-on-top-documentary-film

6/11/2015 12:39:30 PM

I'm about to send an invite for a party I'm throwing...but I don't know anybody well enough to ask them for thoughts on my invite e-mail. (Or I could, but it would be kind of awkward.) So, do you think this reads ok, random TWW user?

Just want to make doubly sure before I send something ridiculous (which I've done before.)

Dear all,

Okay, so I'll be throwing a party on Saturday, June 20 to celebrate me finishing all the math for my thesis-problem. (I still have to convert the damned thing into a publishable form, but the grueling, draining, creative part is now complete.)

Please come. The party will start at 6:30. Please BYOB (though I'll have a communally available 12-pack or something in the fridge for those who are just looking to have one or two.)

Please feel free to bring a dish - but equally, please feel free to NOT bring a dish. I'll be supplying two or three main dishes, so if everybody brings something in addition to those, we'll just have this enormous abundance of food that won't fit on the table. So seriously, either way is fine.

Dinner will be eaten at some point, and maybe some board games will be played. Just bring yourself.

Significant others are welcome, of course. Significant others whom I know (e.g. Bailey and Rosie) are explicitly invited.

My apartment is at 491 West St. Apt F. You can park on North St. or West St., but I think they'll tow you if you park in the lot immediately outside my door.

Kim is not in town (I don't think), but is listed among the invitees as a gesture of affection and esteem.

Hope to see you there!

Jeff

6/14/2015 7:12:28 PM

sounds about right for a party to celebrate some math

6/14/2015 7:23:33 PM

^
okay, trigger pulled. thanks, yo.

6/14/2015 7:51:25 PM

you have anything in shape of 3.14? lol

6/14/2015 11:23:54 PM

^ actually, I threw a party on 3-14 several years ago, and it wasn't a great success (partly because b/c 3-14 was the first day of Spring Break.) but also, I think a Pi Day keg party was a bit too nerdy even for math people.

6/15/2015 12:40:33 PM

Husband stole my lunch

6/15/2015 2:30:09 PM

Pinch him in the dick!

6/15/2015 2:55:22 PM

Convinced the parentals to visit Raleigh for Fathers Day, 3 hours of driving avoided FTW.

6/15/2015 2:59:27 PM

My blood sugar is rising as if I had not given myself insulin shots, but I have given myself insulin shots. Many insulin shots. What in the fuck, body? You keep this up and I have to go to the hospital and pray I don't fucking die so cut it out.

6/15/2015 11:44:33 PM

^
blood sugar crazy
he has it

6/16/2015 1:06:56 AM

It decided to drop 300 points over 2 hours (200 in the first hour) so I'm almost back to not feeling dead! There is, however, the negative side effect of staying up until the insulin finishes working so you don't black out and die from hypoglycemia.

6/16/2015 1:26:17 AM

glad you're not going to die, B
sincerely glad

6/16/2015 1:40:57 AM

looks like I'm gonna see Weird Al Thursday night

6/16/2015 6:48:11 PM

Just got an email from a professor the day after the final to invite the entire program to meet up and have a drink with him. Seems legit.

6/17/2015 3:36:35 PM

^ Gonna get you all drunk so the ones that cheated will open up and blab

Today I got my second haircut in a year.

The last was a month ago.

Before that, my hair was the longest it's ever been.

Still wasn't Jonathon Fucking Hamilton level shit, though.

[Edited on June 17, 2015 at 8:10 PM. Reason : ]

6/17/2015 8:09:54 PM

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"Just got an email from a professor the day after the final to invite the entire program to meet up and have a drink with him. Seems legit."

have you completed your course evaluations yet? i had a shitty prof in grad school do this. bought us all shots/beers and then after everyone was drunk, she asked us to do her evals. i still wrote her a bad one though

6/17/2015 8:42:25 PM

^Yeah evals were done a couple days ago. I was too lazy to submit one. I'm not actually sure what this dude's motivation is, except he mentioned looking for tennis partners. My friend thinks he's just lonely, but he is young and built as fuck so I think he could find companionship if need be.

6/18/2015 10:10:03 PM

EMCE rides his bike, all over the town!!!1

6/19/2015 5:48:52 PM

I don't know if the old dude at the gym today was just being really nice or hitting on me

We had talked once awhile back and he just seemed nice but today was a little odd. He told me that he could tell my muscles were starting to show (No biggie there) then he said not to no get any bigger that I was just right. I said I'd like to lose a little stomach fat and he says no I don't need to do anything. A little weird but not too bad. Then he comes up later to talk about golf and how he was pulling for a certain player. He said "I pulled for him to win just like I pull for you to win." Then he told me I could be a "star" as he walked off. That's the point where I got a little

/blog

6/22/2015 3:06:10 PM

Old people are weird/creepy.

An old man at Kroger asked if he could try and find Henry's "tickle zone".

So yeah. Old people, man.

6/22/2015 3:08:56 PM

I HATE it when my boyfriend asks if he can do something with his friends when we had plans. I mean of course I'm going to say that he can go hang out with him. I'm not going to be the asshole girlfriend that won't let him hang out with his friends. It just sucks being put in the position to pretend like I'm ok with it when I'm not. I mean obviously I wanted to spend time with you, that's why we had the plans.

I think I now understand why guys think chicks are so hard to understand.

6/22/2015 3:11:10 PM

He's not quite as old but it reminded me a little of



[Edited on June 22, 2015 at 3:11 PM. Reason : .]

6/22/2015 3:11:14 PM

^^ You're being a pushover. Unless its something bad-ass like going to the Final Four or the Super Bowl (once in a lifetime opportunities), make your man stick to his plans.

[Edited on June 22, 2015 at 3:18 PM. Reason : .]

6/22/2015 3:17:58 PM

But then I'm stuck feeling like he's spending time with me all while sitting there thinking how he'd rather be playing basketball with his friends.

6/22/2015 3:20:44 PM

Then you also need to quit being insecure...or find someone that would rather be with you. There are other days to play basketball.

6/22/2015 3:23:39 PM

Yeah, you're right. I'm gonna let him know that it's not cool, and he's gotta stick to his plans. It's ridiculous that he thinks it's suitable to cancel on me when he could go play basketball with them tomorrow night.

It's not right that I keep getting the shitty end of the stick because his friends ask him last minute to do things. If he wants to hang out with his friends he should either let them know that he has already made plans and he will be free several other nights this week, or make plans in advance with them, just like I've been making with him.

[Edited on June 22, 2015 at 3:32 PM. Reason : ]

6/22/2015 3:27:49 PM

If this is something that's happening now I don't think you should change your mind and confront him this time. I think going forward that you should definitely be a little more assertive when you've had prior plans, but you've been enabling this behavior up until now so you can't drop this all on him. Don't make a big issue out of it or it's likely to blow up in your faces.

Should he be more considerate about sticking to your plans? Most definitely.
Have you helped contribute to his behavior? Also, most definitely.

If he cares for you at all he'll understand next time you take a stand and let him know it's not cool.

6/22/2015 4:16:06 PM

We just talked and I helped him make the choice to not cancel his plans on me tonight. This situation has really been the only issue we've had. We've been dating for a year now and it's been a very great relationship, aside from that. He's told me that he will be asking me to marry him within the next year.

When he comes over tonight we're going to sit down and talk about it. I think that as long as I use "I" statements and let him know how it makes me feel when he cancels on me and the position that I feel like I'm being put in when he asks for permission to cancel on me.

I do really appreciate it that he DOES ask me permission to cancel on me, because he at least is making an effort to show that he cares about my feelings. I also do totally understand that things do come up. His dad was just diagnosed with cancer and he has had to cancel on me before to help his dad out, and I would never in a million years be upset with him for doing that.

It's the canceling plans with me to go do stupid things with his friends that they asked him about last minute (I think a lot of that is the fact that he is the only one in his immediate group of friends in a serious relationship). Basically I would prefer if he would just respond to his friends with "Sorry, I already have plans tonight, but I'm free tomorrow (or whenever) so hit me up then if you want to do something" and then not mention it to me, or tell me that he told them no. That way, when something does come up, that he really does want to do, or with someone that he hasn't seen in a while, or something awesome, I will nave no issue with him canceling on me.

It also probably wouldn't bother me as much if I asked him last minute to do something with me and he would cancel his already plans for me.

This isn't a very regular occurrence, but it happens just enough to be an issue, and I feel like this is something that we need to get a hold of before it becomes a bigger issue that could have a bigger impact.

[Edited on June 22, 2015 at 5:23 PM. Reason : ]

6/22/2015 5:21:22 PM

AC doesn't work. I want to go buy fans to cool the apt but it's too hot to put jeans on and I don't want to go to Walmart in lounge pants.

QUITE THE PREDICAMENT I'M IN.

6/22/2015 7:31:54 PM

^ Had the same problem a month or so back

6/22/2015 7:36:17 PM

feels like a good day for a random search by the TSA

6/23/2015 2:40:32 AM

I really want a Publix cupcake.

6/23/2015 3:26:54 PM

I am trying REALLY fucking hard not to post a response to some fat cunts blog post

6/24/2015 10:22:37 PM

I missed my flight and now I'm at RDU until 6:40 tonight. I don't wanna inconvenience anybody for a ride.

When it stops raining, I'm gonna go check out the new terminal.

But this sucks.

6/25/2015 12:34:30 PM

Drink.

6/25/2015 12:45:28 PM

That's the plan. But I also love cigarettes, and I don't wanna have to keep going through security to come back from smoking. And it's not a rowdy crowd here so I'll get busted for trashily tryna smoke in the bathroom.

I'm trapped in vice limbo.

6/25/2015 12:54:20 PM

Quote :

"I don't wanna have to keep going through security to come back from smoking"

Totally worth it if there isn't much of a line.

6/25/2015 1:02:42 PM

yeah, what the fuck are you gonna do for the next five hours if you don't smoke

going through security, and back, to smoke cigarettes is a really excellent way to kill time, I've found

6/25/2015 1:38:39 PM

I forgot how ridiculous airport drinking is. Dude served me three doubles in under fifteen minutes and was still all, "How bout another for the little lady?"

Now I'm drunk in the designated smoking area with 14 Eastern European men--I quietly counted once they came up as a group.

I'm supposed to be drunk in Atlanta waiting on a flight...but I'm still in Raleigh, and it's gonna take at least an hour before I can rebrave security.

Interrupted plans make me feel so...unsettled.

6/25/2015 3:23:25 PM

Quote :

" it's gonna take at least an hour before I can rebrave security."

Sunglasses + earbuds makes airports less shitty

6/25/2015 3:26:36 PM

I totally made it through again--without laughing hysterically at men taking their belts off.

^I didn't use sunglasses, but I appreciate your advice.

6/25/2015 4:45:19 PM

What's the alcohol tally thus far?

6/25/2015 4:49:24 PM