omg omg!! My dress has arrived!!!!

2/13/2009 4:58:33 PM

I'ma start celebrating 1234567890 early

2/13/2009 5:00:56 PM

me too

2/13/2009 5:10:52 PM

^^ there's a party at Amedeo's for that

2/13/2009 5:12:36 PM

there's no way my truck will bring me 160 miles that fast

2/13/2009 5:13:20 PM

Quote :

"Username : ReceiveDeath Status : Suspended Posts : 69167 (27.9 per day) Currently Online? : No"

I'm Big Business and i approved this message.

2/13/2009 5:14:21 PM

it just occured to me that it's valentine's day (at least where i'm at). i knew it was coming up, but i had in my mind it was several days away. for that matter, i have absolutely no idea what day of the week it is. it could be wednesday or saturday or whatever, i'd have no clue.

[Edited on February 13, 2009 at 5:20 PM. Reason : haha, it IS saturday!]

2/13/2009 5:18:00 PM

that was a little bit of a workout

...I should do it more often.
And I've been saying that for waaay too long

2/13/2009 5:20:12 PM

grrrrrr

2/13/2009 5:21:40 PM

I need to do my FAFSA

Guess I'm finishing my taxes this weekend.

2/13/2009 6:02:40 PM

A man was seeking to join the local Sheriff's Department. The Sergeant doing the interview says:

"Your qualifications all look good, but there is an attitude suitability test that you must take before you can be accepted."

Then, sliding a service pistol across the desk, he says: "Take this pistol and go out and shoot six gang-bangers, six meth dealers, six Muslim extremists, and a rabbit."

"Why the rabbit?" asked the applicant.

"Great attitude," says the Sergeant. "When can you start?"

2/13/2009 6:03:29 PM

I really wanna be a pirate when I grow up.

2/13/2009 6:04:05 PM

I'm a pirate & I'll never grow up!

2/13/2009 6:04:58 PM

I could really use a back massage, any takers?



On a side note, if a guy tells you he is a masseur should you believe him?

[Edited on February 13, 2009 at 6:27 PM. Reason : ]

2/13/2009 6:20:42 PM

I'm going to go smoke a cigarette, yep sure am.

2/13/2009 6:42:55 PM

wine. in the refrigerator.
want.

2/13/2009 7:04:38 PM

so i forgot i had a balloon in the back seat of the car and on the home i looked in the rear view and it looked like a head and i about lost my shit lol

k gotta get ready

2/13/2009 7:43:17 PM

why's everyone a pussy these days?

2/13/2009 8:07:40 PM

There should be a study guide up online...

2/13/2009 8:36:04 PM

rest in peace lil deb!

2/13/2009 8:37:18 PM

This class seems to be mostly about proving really obvious shit

that is, nevertheless, extremely tedious and tiring to prove

2/13/2009 8:42:58 PM

just had an amazing shopping exp. and now a good dinner and some awesome chocolate cake!

2/13/2009 9:07:24 PM

giving up

2/13/2009 9:07:42 PM

the threads right now fucking suck balls.

2/13/2009 9:16:47 PM

will one of jay dawkins' emails ever be worth reading?

2/13/2009 9:17:58 PM

Why does it always seem like Burger King tries to think up new ways to sell you more bun?

2/13/2009 9:23:24 PM

my oranges are frozen!

2/13/2009 9:26:58 PM

thats funny, i ate BK tonight for the first time in ages... got a chicken sandwich. threw some bbq sauce and swiss on it and it was da bomb. but anyways i noticed that there was extra bun. like 0.2" around.

anyone good at math? whats the area of extra bread? hahaha.... how would you do that... area of an irregular oval maybe 5" long, but border of 0.2". so the area of the bun minus the area of the chicken, thats teh way

I KNOW SOMEONE CAN DO THIS

2/13/2009 9:29:28 PM

cantwait to play ball tomorrow

2/13/2009 9:29:41 PM

assume its a cylinder... and do (pi*(r^2))*thickness.

2/13/2009 9:35:03 PM

3

it's a magic number

2/13/2009 9:42:54 PM

(cylinder + sphere) / 2

should be a good estimate

2/13/2009 9:46:00 PM

yes it is


it's a magic number

2/13/2009 9:47:53 PM

I wonder if it was a bad idea for me to take that nap....I dunno yet, cause I'm still yawning

2/13/2009 9:57:11 PM

blech

2/13/2009 9:59:49 PM

because 2 times 3 is 6
3 times 6 is 18
and the 18th letter of the alphabet is r

2/13/2009 10:00:51 PM

Should I sleep tonight?

Maybe.

But not much.

2/13/2009 10:03:44 PM

you gotta learn to reduce, reuse, recycle

2/13/2009 10:04:26 PM

I wanna watch Shrek

2/13/2009 10:34:34 PM

that was way better than getting flowers

2/13/2009 10:58:02 PM

my bf got classic controllers for the wii, and doggystyle....what'd you get?!??!

2/13/2009 11:00:54 PM

i turn 28 in an hour

time to go out

[Edited on February 13, 2009 at 11:01 PM. Reason : t]

2/13/2009 11:01:36 PM

set em up

2/13/2009 11:03:04 PM

I really need someone to take this damn shoe box full of candy and cookies and shit...seriously

2/13/2009 11:04:00 PM

send that shit my way

2/13/2009 11:04:25 PM

I could really use some Mike's Hard.

[Edited on February 13, 2009 at 11:04 PM. Reason : 3335]

2/13/2009 11:04:32 PM

really, if you want it you can come and get it, first person to get here and have it. It honesty was satan sent in a box to me from my church.

2/13/2009 11:05:06 PM

I felt some stares carrying a 12 pack of busch light down the street.
I don't want to be old, god damnit

2/13/2009 11:05:19 PM

i would... but im about to go to a party.

2/13/2009 11:06:02 PM

^^^If you were talking about Mike's Hard, I'd be on my way already.

But then I realized you just wanted to lose some candy.

2/13/2009 11:07:04 PM