I'm extremely tired from my 65 hour work week, but I'm forcing myself to go out since the weekend is the only time I get to see my friends anymore...

8/21/2009 11:05:58 PM

who knew

8/21/2009 11:29:38 PM

I want some ice cream right now.

8/21/2009 11:38:10 PM

i hate everything

8/21/2009 11:46:09 PM

i'm going to eat some icecream right now

8/21/2009 11:49:05 PM

Just got off working a 12-hr shift, and gotta be back at that bitch at 5:30AM. *sigh* Work work work...that's all I do. I'm soooo hungry, but I guess I should wash my hair and lay it down instead.

8/21/2009 11:51:01 PM

^^ooh i want some!!! what flavor!?

8/21/2009 11:52:17 PM

lol reeses peanut butter cup. its like my new fav icecream

8/21/2009 11:54:23 PM

Mmm. Sounds delish. I love Mint Chocolate Chip.

8/21/2009 11:56:27 PM

^^ I haven't tried that b/c I KNOW I'll love it. LOL Ackkkkk....I'm sooo hungry!



[Edited on August 22, 2009 at 12:00 AM. Reason : ^]

8/21/2009 11:56:40 PM

8/21/2009 11:58:10 PM

JEFF!!!!!!!!

8/22/2009 12:00:38 AM

hey boo

8/22/2009 12:01:20 AM

^ What's goooood?

8/22/2009 12:16:13 AM

not much. went to a movie earlier tonight.

now I'm just watching TV. And thinking about you

what did you get into tonight?

8/22/2009 12:18:22 AM

Let's see...worked 11:30AM-11:30PM and just got settled....and gotta be right back at that bitch in Cary at 5:30AM to work til' 1:30PM. *sigh* The things I do................

8/22/2009 12:20:31 AM

girl, you just need a good back rub

come on over.

8/22/2009 12:21:50 AM

awww emce be a gentleman and go to her

8/22/2009 12:22:24 AM

Hmmmm a backrub would be GREATLY appreciated considering my back hurts allllll the time now post-surgery.

8/22/2009 12:23:44 AM

I need to get a life

8/22/2009 12:24:15 AM

Don't worry, I'll hold you down. You're just stressed

8/22/2009 12:25:00 AM

Hello from New Mexico.....

1 more major day of driving then i'll be in San Diego.

8/22/2009 12:25:50 AM

Finally back in my own bed after almost a week on the couch.

8/22/2009 12:44:47 AM

Hell Explained By Chemistry Student

Bonus Question: Is Hell exothermic (gives off heat) or endothermic (absorbs heat)?

Most of the students wrote proofs of their beliefs using Boyle's Law (gas cools when it expands and heats when it is compressed) or some variant. One student, however, wrote the following:

First, we need to know how the mass of Hell is changing in time. So we need to know the rate at which souls are moving into Hell and the rate at which they are leaving. I think that we can safely assume that once a soul gets to Hell, it will not leave. Therefore, no souls are leaving. As for how many souls are entering Hell, let's look at the different religions that exist in the world today. Most of these religions state that if you are not a member of their religion, you will go to Hell. Since there is more than one of these religions and since people do not belong to more than one religion, we can project that all souls go to Hell. With birth and death rates as they are, we can expect the number of souls in Hell to increase exponentially. Now, we look at the rate of change of the volume in Hell because Boyle's Law states that in order for the temperature and pressure in Hell to stay the same, the volume of Hell has to expand proportionately as souls are added.

This gives two possibilities:

1. If Hell is expanding at a slower rate than the rate at which souls enter Hell, then the temperature and pressure in Hell will increase until all Hell breaks loose.
2. If Hell is expanding at a rate faster than the increase of souls in Hell,then the temperature and pressure will drop until Hell freezes over.

So which is it?

If we accept the postulate given to me by Teresa during my Freshman year that, 'It will be a cold day in Hell before I sleep with you,' and take into account the fact that I slept with her last night, then number two must be true, and thus I am sure that Hell is exothermic and has already frozen over. The corollary of this theory is that since Hell has frozen over, it follows that it is not accepting any more souls and is therefore, extinct... leaving only Heaven, thereby proving the existence of a divine being which explains why, last night, Teresa kept shouting 'Oh my God.'

8/22/2009 1:32:03 AM

i feel bad

i should go to a funeral tomorrow

but i'm not

because i'm selfish and i don't think i can so i sent a really big plant.

8/22/2009 3:07:45 AM

8/22/2009 3:10:18 AM

I'm going to a funeral on Sunday and I don't want to but I know my dad will appreciate the support.

It kinda throws off my entire weekend, which is already kind of meh to begin with.

suicide is ftl

8/22/2009 3:11:39 AM

I wonder how my brother got more financial aid than I did. We both had identical fasfas.

8/22/2009 8:31:51 AM

I totally couldve slept for another whole half hour

8/22/2009 9:38:16 AM

today: wedding dress shopping for a friend
this evening: funeral dress shopping for me

an odd juxtaposition

8/22/2009 9:43:42 AM

Need ride to vehicle

8/22/2009 10:02:39 AM

guess i should shower today

8/22/2009 10:12:54 AM

I'm leaving for Ireland today!!!!!!!


therefore, I will be in MIA for a bit.... don't miss me too much

8/22/2009 11:01:18 AM

Yeah son, it shouldn't take but a few minutes to get there.

8/22/2009 11:05:41 AM

OHhhhhhh! *light bulb*

what i really want to do is lay down...what i really NEED to do is all of these errands and then come back here and clean house for tomorrow

i'm gonna bum it for one hour, then i'm off...

[Edited on August 22, 2009 at 11:54 AM. Reason : ]

[Edited on August 22, 2009 at 11:57 AM. Reason : 1 hr!]

8/22/2009 11:53:30 AM

ugh i dont wanna go to the bank. maybe ill just go get a powerade slushee and call it a day

8/22/2009 12:00:06 PM

Lunch & changing the CPU fan on a vintage HP laptop. Yikes.

8/22/2009 12:01:42 PM

Going to weddings with a date is annoying. Enough with dropping the hits...I get it.

8/22/2009 12:14:02 PM

dropping the hits?

abusive date?

8/22/2009 12:16:28 PM

nah. shes just really into acid.

8/22/2009 12:21:23 PM

What the fuck?

If you actually have access to it, good for you son. I've actually encountered some retards who got what could only have been DOB and thought it was LSD, but LSD has not been in large supply ever since that silo got taken down.

8/22/2009 12:22:14 PM

but lsd is the fun, son

8/22/2009 12:44:51 PM

D'OH! my sunroof was open

8/22/2009 12:57:35 PM

looks badass.

8/22/2009 1:08:23 PM

work =/

8/22/2009 1:56:31 PM

i have a cookbook devoted only to chocolate?

that was the best "what is in this box anyway" find ever

8/22/2009 2:31:46 PM

fuckin word.

i just found a pack of cigs with like only 1 or 2 gone.

I'm AstralAdvent and i approved this message.

[Edited on August 22, 2009 at 3:16 PM. Reason : also it would be really sweet if i didn't have to work tonight...]

8/22/2009 3:15:32 PM

cock.

8/22/2009 3:40:58 PM

It always feels so weird when the house just decides to rock...I guess someone is walking around.

8/22/2009 3:51:54 PM

ITS A FUCKING HURRICANE OUT HERE

Hydroplaned twice or more when i got into james city, decided to pull over and grab some lunch at andys

8/22/2009 3:58:17 PM