i think i ate soup once for dinner as a kid!

or more than once. and chef boy ar dee

i'm eating an english muffin now becuase i ain't got no candy

2/19/2009 9:22:56 PM

I miss PrufrockNCSU

2/19/2009 9:28:15 PM

Where is Emperor Eight-Bit, anyway?

2/19/2009 9:30:43 PM

Quote :

"lights? got dim"

ICWYDT

2/19/2009 9:42:02 PM

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2/19/2009 9:45:07 PM

Why has my heart been racing non stop all day?

2/19/2009 10:16:25 PM

I can't do it saturday, I'm not that evil, I'm not.

2/19/2009 10:38:22 PM

can't wait to go home to greenville tomorrow

2/19/2009 10:41:11 PM

tomorrow night will either be an epic fail or an epic win.

2/19/2009 10:54:20 PM

what are you doing tomorrow night?

2/19/2009 11:08:45 PM

actually i just found out what i was doing is actually an epic win... going to see DJ Icey at a club in greensboro.

2/19/2009 11:10:43 PM

2/19/2009 11:11:50 PM

ain't nothin but a hoochie mama
hoodrathoodrathoochiemama

2/19/2009 11:20:18 PM

^ omg i used to blast that song in my car in high school....

wasn't it in Friday?

2/19/2009 11:22:53 PM

ahhh, I feel better now.

2/19/2009 11:23:06 PM

^^track 14

2/19/2009 11:23:40 PM

haha, nice

2/19/2009 11:24:23 PM

^^^ must be a necro/SK who used lifetap.

[Edited on February 19, 2009 at 11:24 PM. Reason : .]

2/19/2009 11:24:24 PM

fuck...
...
...
...
...fuck.


...also, i needs me a goddamned plan.

2/19/2009 11:32:09 PM

someone on here is a creeper

like honestly a creeper. maybe i'm misjudging. but after a trip through the gallery, i'm honestly creeped. that doesn't happen often.

2/19/2009 11:33:25 PM

why the hell is my internet running slow as shit.

2/19/2009 11:35:04 PM

i am, indeed, a hug slut...

2/19/2009 11:35:22 PM

_{Physics students on the early portion of the program break down the population of Boston, where they happen to be, into what is a perceivably datable population... something along the lines of 600,000 people, cut to half for those that are female, within ten years of my age (18-38), then 25% of whom are college grads, half of which who are single, half of which are attractive, say one in five, leaving approximately 2,500. Needle in a friggin' haystack, before weeding out more things like affinity for industrial music, sick sense of humor, and likes beer too.
Silly NPR.}

2/19/2009 11:35:57 PM

bed time

2/19/2009 11:38:28 PM

me too. hgtv and beddddd

[Edited on February 19, 2009 at 11:47 PM. Reason : ok i got distracted post stalking the creeper. NOW i'm going to bed]

2/19/2009 11:38:52 PM

Damn, my ears are ringing again! And I still don't feel hungry.

I think I broke my stomach or something...

2/19/2009 11:56:03 PM

Hungry...what is there to eat around here...

2/19/2009 11:58:30 PM

What else should I bring to my interview tomorrow?

2/19/2009 11:59:22 PM

vibrator?

short skirt

glasses

2/20/2009 12:05:49 AM

Too fat for that.

2/20/2009 12:19:02 AM

^you've got to be kidding me...

2/20/2009 12:19:39 AM

<sub>A Michigan State trooper pulled a car over on US 23 about 2 miles north of the Michigan/Indiana State line. When the trooper asked the driver why he was speeding, the driver said he was a Magician and Juggler and was on his way to Ft. Wayne , IN to do a show at the Shrine Circus. He didn't want to be late.

The trooper told the driver he was fascinated by juggling and said if the driver would do a little juggling for him then he wouldn't give him a ticket. He told the trooper he had sent his equipment ahead and didn't have anything to juggle. The trooper said he had some flares in the trunk and asked if he could juggle them. The juggler said he could, so the trooper got 5 flares, lit them and handed them to him.

While the man was juggling, a car pulled in behind the patrol car. A drunken good old boy from Michigan got out, watched the performance, then went over to the patrol car, opened the rear door and got in. The trooper observed him and went over to the patrol car, opened the door asking the drunk what he thought he was doing.

The drunk replied, 'You might as well take my ass to jail, cause there ain't no way I can pass that test.'</sub>

2/20/2009 12:21:24 AM

lol

2/20/2009 12:22:23 AM

<sub>A foursome of guys is waiting at the men's tee while another foursome of women is hitting from the ladies' tees. The ladies are taking their time. When the final lady is ready to hit her ball, she hacks it ten feet. She goes over and whiffs it completely. Then she hacks it another ten feet, and finally hacks it another five feet.

She looks up at the patiently waiting men and says apologetically, 'I guess all those fucking lessons I took over the winter didn't help.'

One of the men immediately responds, 'Well, there you have it, you should have taken golf lessons instead!'</sub>

2/20/2009 12:23:31 AM

Does it gross anyone else out that Brian on Family Guy makes out with human females?

2/20/2009 12:40:00 AM

ohhhhhhhh

2/20/2009 12:40:09 AM

damn, i'm nearing 10k!

2/20/2009 12:42:13 AM

glowy feelings that just don't go away FTW

2/20/2009 12:44:05 AM

I love sushi and I love wine and I love Duck Rabbit Milk Stout and I love doing all of those with friends.

Sometimes I hate being in a relationship and wish I was single. Sometimes I hate having obligations. Sometimes I wish I wanted only a few things out of life to make everything else easier. But it's not.

I love my puppy, even though she farts a lot.

And I love feeling good. But I hate it when that good feeling gets stomped on by life.

2/20/2009 12:44:15 AM

you aint said two words

2/20/2009 12:44:59 AM

i kinda like sons of gondor

2/20/2009 12:49:51 AM

I appear to be malfunctioning. Time to go to bed.

2/20/2009 12:55:58 AM

All this text is moving. Somehow I am content.

2/20/2009 12:59:28 AM

cant wait to be CRUNK IN DA CLUB tomorrow!!

2/20/2009 1:00:31 AM

All this text is moving. Somehow I am content.

2/20/2009 1:02:28 AM

Going to sleep. Hoping for a good end to the most boring week in weeks.

2/20/2009 1:44:31 AM

MAN those are some classy whores that live next to me.

Showing up in the lot with a couple of guys and shouting at the top of their lungs at 2am and having major coughing fits because they smoke too goddamn much.

Whatever, if things go my way I might be out of this place in less than six months.

2/20/2009 2:05:54 AM

should go to sleep...but i think i will play some call of duty

2/20/2009 2:15:46 AM

I SHOULD BE SLEEPY... But I am not... Need to sleep but can't...

If GameStop were open I'd be driving there and buying a copy of Street Fighter IV, and playing it on my roommate's 360. But they aren't. And I have to wait till tomorrow before I can even consider getting SF4.

But I need sleep.

2/20/2009 2:18:03 AM

Methinks he's getting too serious.

2/20/2009 7:19:42 AM