I can't wait to get off work and lay down

2/20/2009 12:57:54 PM

k ill quit my job just for you

2/20/2009 1:01:06 PM

boo boo bee doo

2/20/2009 1:03:32 PM

Oh Lord....I'm definitely gonna need to go to church on Sunday.

2/20/2009 1:13:31 PM

WHORE

2/20/2009 1:14:54 PM

BRB

2/20/2009 1:17:03 PM

I'm so happy my mom called and told me that he is doing the sermon Sunday, cause I'm definitely gonna make sure I bring church clothes home, cause I'm gonna need to go to church on Sunday and see him talk.

Just to clear it up for people who i know are obsessed with the fact that I'm a whore.



[Edited on February 20, 2009 at 1:20 PM. Reason : ]

2/20/2009 1:19:07 PM

I'M JUST F'IN WITH YA OK

2/20/2009 1:28:09 PM

Quote :

"so besides brett being lame, any plans this evening? "

i just know i don't want to go to the bar again


and to all those of you who said "fuck you brett," you know that is exactly what you want/will be doing, so I feel completely justified in my original statement

[Edited on February 20, 2009 at 1:34 PM. Reason : don't front]

2/20/2009 1:32:35 PM

i wasn't sewious

2/20/2009 1:40:15 PM

i would like to venture out as well... please tell me where that should be to.

2/20/2009 1:43:02 PM

i think i'm just gonna sit in a hole and drink liquor

2/20/2009 1:50:44 PM

dang man, you aight?

2/20/2009 1:51:49 PM

I'm happy my holes didn't close up. In my ear lobes.

2/20/2009 2:00:10 PM

oooooh

2/20/2009 2:01:06 PM

i'm all good

2/20/2009 2:03:49 PM

youre grrrrreeeeeeaaaattt[/tony the tiger]

2/20/2009 2:06:03 PM

my meeting was 2 and a half hours long. and i kicked ass. and my weekend started at 130

happy way to end a week

2/20/2009 2:06:57 PM

Wow, that will teach me to put jeans on right out of the dryer, they burnt me

2/20/2009 2:08:00 PM

what do i want for lunch?

2/20/2009 2:15:03 PM

LOL

2/20/2009 2:16:20 PM

I really wish I could punch some certain someone in the face right now.

2/20/2009 2:28:48 PM

wooooo oooooooooooo

2/20/2009 2:33:37 PM

wait

i'm confused

did Vix just say something that wasn't negative, depressed, hungry or horny?

2/20/2009 2:41:21 PM

it was her O face

2/20/2009 2:42:05 PM

2/20/2009 2:42:15 PM

2/20/2009 2:45:52 PM

eloping

2/20/2009 2:52:43 PM

could we still have the camping trip bachelor party?

2/20/2009 2:53:53 PM

for real

2/20/2009 2:55:25 PM

i don't give a fuck

he may not be a bachelor then though

i've got a $500 per person flight and hotel at New York New York in Vegas on my travelocity screen right now for March 6th through 8th

[Edited on February 20, 2009 at 3:01 PM. Reason : ]

2/20/2009 3:00:44 PM

fucking assholes.

2/20/2009 3:01:57 PM

what would we do with our save a dates then?

we would be saving the date for......nothing

2/20/2009 3:02:56 PM

http://www.e15.com/615.html?&user_e15proddb1_pi1[showUid]=211

want

2/20/2009 3:03:24 PM

no, you'd be saving the date for a hilarious show when i make a drunken speech at the "wedding" saying "HAHA! JOKES ON YOU MOM!!! We've been married 3 months! Cheers bitches!!!!"

[Edited on February 20, 2009 at 3:05 PM. Reason : ""]

2/20/2009 3:04:04 PM

*CLINK*

2/20/2009 3:05:28 PM

thank you, thank you...


ok...all this emotional rollercoaster nonsense and crying has got me tired...i'm taking a nap b4 i go get justin. later all.

2/20/2009 3:10:05 PM

stevie ray vaughn

2/20/2009 3:13:14 PM

wooooooooooooooooooooooooo

2/20/2009 3:26:54 PM

so does this mean no tux fitting for me tomorrow?

2/20/2009 3:41:58 PM

Dierks Bentley looks a lot better with shorter hair.

2/20/2009 3:54:59 PM

woot?

2/20/2009 4:26:08 PM

A GIRL

2/20/2009 4:37:59 PM

little old ladies love me

2/20/2009 4:40:30 PM

A GIRL

2/20/2009 4:41:42 PM

look homo, not every page needs to know that

2/20/2009 4:42:19 PM

oh lawd

my sister's on the phone yelling at one of her baby daddies about child support


how white trash can you get?

2/20/2009 4:44:56 PM

Took a family from Connecticut on a tour of Centennial and the Rec Center, plus a little bit of "Look over there and you'll see X" on the Wolfline. I need a raise from the University for this shit.

2/20/2009 4:52:58 PM

I would like to go ahead and skip to March 20th so I can get the move over with, and start buying things for the apartment

2/20/2009 4:55:32 PM

MMMMMM I think that's enough slack-assing for today.

Time to get cleaned up.

Unemployment is boring.

2/20/2009 4:58:42 PM