2/22/2009 11:06:05 AM

Last day in Birmingham

2/22/2009 11:33:01 AM

ugh... i do not want to be productive today. All i have left is to go grocery shopping and to write a paper, but dammit- I just want to lay in bed and watch tv

2/22/2009 11:39:18 AM

sweet. the sun is out now

2/22/2009 11:51:55 AM

alright well my dream was disturbing last night. I dreamed that I was asleep laying in bed and I kept trying to wake up b/c I was having a nightmare but I every time I woke up i was still dreaming. I swear it took me about ten times before I could wake up in real life and then when I did I was still unsure that it wasn't a dream....a lil too creepy.

[Edited on February 22, 2009 at 11:55 AM. Reason : s]

2/22/2009 11:54:04 AM

That used to happen to me at least once a week. I eventually learned to tell the difference..and had some control of myself in the dreams (and knew they were dreams). I'd bite the shit out of myself in the dream and that always woke me up in real life

2/22/2009 11:56:47 AM

last night was fun

2/22/2009 11:59:13 AM

I love my new blackberry curve!

2/22/2009 12:04:30 PM

hungover... but not as hungover as Ragged

and ben mccauley can not sing, well he cant sing tom petty drunk anyway

2/22/2009 12:06:42 PM

mmmm...gonna eat my leftover Dos Taquitos in a lil bit. delicious....

2/22/2009 12:10:37 PM

^^^^^ that only happened like 3-4 times in my life but this was the worst. I have really good control over my dreams usually. I think it was one to scary movies I watched last night.

2/22/2009 12:12:04 PM

i'm thinking of starting a blog. seriously. i need to tell the world how insane my friends are.

i need to know if other people's lives are as insane as mine. am i a magnet for crazy people? am iiii the crazy one?

no i'm not the crazy one. at least i seem sane comparatively speaking

2/22/2009 12:34:13 PM

we need stories

2/22/2009 12:37:40 PM

^

2/22/2009 12:38:47 PM

they aren't even good stories they are just insane. like last night my "friend" (we always disown her because she is an alcoholic history teacher nutjob). took a cab home (after we told her she needed to). realized she didn't have any money. the cab drive kicked her out. so she walked home. texted my bestfriend (insane girl's roommate) told her she needed to get her shit out of the house by march 1. my friend was like wtf and got a ride back to her house where crazy girl was throwing her stuff out of the front door onto the lawn in a drunken rage. that only happens in movies. and it was completely unprovoked. unless we were getting blamed for putting her in a cab???

also the same insane girl kept talking to me and saying things like "can you just pretend you're talking to me until tuesday. don't stop talking to me until tuesday"

something is wrong with her. because even when i am blackout drunk i don't say things that are like actually crazy and make no sense.

and one time she called a cop a half-calf (amongst other things) in the east village parking lot (she got reprimanded, but she NEVER gets arrested and i want her to). and she kept yelling in the parking lot "IM A MOTHERFUCKING CIVICS TEACHER" in front of the cop and yelling racial slurs and saying "katherine you don't even understand. WE are WHITE and HE is BLACK."

that same night one of the waiters at east village asked this girl if a random beer sitting on the table was hers. and instead of saying anything, she picked it up, slowly poured it on the floor right in front of him while looking him in the face, then placed the cup upright on the floor, looked at the waiter, and STOMPED the cup as hard as she good and then rubbed it into the floor with her heel after she did it.

and if you're ever having a conversation at a bar she will just scream "STOP TALKING ABOUT ME I KNOW YOU ARE TALKING ABOUT ME WHY IS EVERYONE TALKING ABOUT ME"

this can't even convey the insanity accurately. i need a camera to record her. i always give her another chance but she is out of chances. i will not go out in public with her again.

2/22/2009 1:03:02 PM

mm leftover korean food

2/22/2009 1:04:43 PM

mm leftover mexican food

2/22/2009 1:05:40 PM

^^^ lol i may have to see that to believe it. is she normal when shes not drinking?

[Edited on February 22, 2009 at 1:08 PM. Reason : ]

2/22/2009 1:06:09 PM

misha doesn't have her thread in her topics

2/22/2009 1:06:20 PM

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2/22/2009 1:07:25 PM

mm leftover papa johns

2/22/2009 1:07:44 PM

i am NOT in the right frame of mind to watch this movie right now

2/22/2009 1:08:22 PM

^ yum i want leftover PJ

Quote :

"^ lol i may have to see that to believe it. is she normal when shes not drinking? "

YES!!! she seems so normal and nice which is why we always give her second chances because she is so normal sober. and we tried to tell her she has a drinking problem but she doesn't listen. this has gone on for SO long. YEARS. so i don't even know what else to do at this point but unfriend her and then maybe if she loses friends she will be like "oh shit." that is why i wanted her to get arrested. i don't want her life/career to be ruined but she needs some direction.

2/22/2009 1:09:53 PM

^ does she not believe you guys when shes sober?

get her on video or something. if she got arrested wouldnt she lose her job.

2/22/2009 1:13:03 PM

i know she would, but honestly she needs something to happen because she acts like she believes us when she is sober and continues to do these things

i forgot to mention, that had she had her car last night, she would have tried to drive. which is scary.

2/22/2009 1:19:18 PM

you all need to call the cops on her.
And when they get there, say 'don't let her talk you out of arresting her. She does that every single time.'

Just let them go into the situation knowing that she sweet-talks her way out of arrests.

2/22/2009 1:25:58 PM

i hope im never your friend

2/22/2009 1:27:54 PM

My friend?

2/22/2009 1:29:18 PM

2/22/2009 1:31:44 PM

my interwebs is going too slow for my liking

2/22/2009 1:49:12 PM

2/22/2009 1:53:41 PM

Quote :

"and if you're ever having a conversation at a bar she will just scream "STOP TALKING ABOUT ME I KNOW YOU ARE TALKING ABOUT ME WHY IS EVERYONE TALKING ABOUT ME""

PLEASE put this girl on Intervention. I want to see crazy shenanigans like this caught on camera.

Also, she sounds like she really needs some help.

2/22/2009 1:57:33 PM

i need to get moving so i can go to the grocery store before the liquor store closes

or maybe the other way around makes more sense, but w/e

2/22/2009 2:05:40 PM

It isn't admirable, and I'm sure it wouldn't be cool if you were with the person or working at the bar, but this

Quote :

"that same night one of the waiters at east village asked this girl if a random beer sitting on the table was hers. and instead of saying anything, she picked it up, slowly poured it on the floor right in front of him while looking him in the face, then placed the cup upright on the floor, looked at the waiter, and STOMPED the cup as hard as she good and then rubbed it into the floor with her heel after she did it. "

is pretty bad ass.

2/22/2009 2:14:39 PM

i was just about to tell you, but nevermind

2/22/2009 3:24:52 PM

I'm really dizzy, tired, my chest hurts, and hungry

But I have nothing to eat and I have been trying to sleep for 45 minutes unsuccessfully

2/22/2009 3:40:28 PM

^Hope you feel better

2/22/2009 3:41:52 PM

i need to shower and go to the store

2/22/2009 4:05:22 PM

$1 a pop 2.4x dual layer DVDs have proven to be no bargain.

2/22/2009 4:06:35 PM

I need to get this homework done
post that shit oncraigslist
move laundryt over
shower
load the dishwasher
put chicken out to thaw

and a whole shitton of other stuff.

2/22/2009 4:07:34 PM

cold and tired. I think i'm going to crawl into bed and watch a movie and/or nap.


and that's one more friend who got married. so weddings are on my mind.

2/22/2009 4:19:12 PM

http://www.catsthatlooklikehitler.com/

2/22/2009 4:29:53 PM

^awesome

2/22/2009 4:31:22 PM

3368

LOLZ Hitkits

2/22/2009 4:31:28 PM

k

everything is clean now and my house smells fabulous

except the completely dissassembled cpu tower on the kitchen table

but i think im just going to junk it, it's been on chemo for a while now

2/22/2009 4:31:34 PM

k

2/22/2009 4:32:00 PM

I think I'll just nuke Miss Piggy's IBM.

2/22/2009 4:32:18 PM

your computers on chemo?

2/22/2009 4:32:21 PM

nah.

it's just old and been on the last leg for quite too long now, and im tired of putting on more band-aids

it's time to let it go

2/22/2009 4:33:33 PM

you're a philosopher lol

2/22/2009 4:34:32 PM